Work Colleagues

[VCDHunter]

Do you work with a complete and utter fuckwit ? I do and the guy is really begining to get under my skin.

I asked a woman today, who had just commented "I like all types of soup", "does that include birds nest soup ?". "No" she replied, I then enquired was it because of the soups rather unusual ingredients, at which point the twat who sits opposite me started laughing and shaking his head "Its not made from real birds nests, tut. You'll believe anything you're told won't you ?" etc etc I asked what he thought birds nest soup was made of and he replies "I dunno."

At this point a well travelled woman, who sits behind me, calmly points out that she has had it and that it is indeed made using the bird saliva found in the nests.

Dumbfounded and embarrassed he begins to furiously study his monitor whilst I calmly chirp "University education - you just can'y beat it. Pity they didn't teach you any smarts whilst you were there."

I don't know what it is about this guy but he's really begining to get on my tits.

Now does anyone else work with a complete fucktard ?

[Tommyknocker]

Do you work with a complete and utter fuckwit ? I do and the guy is really begining to get under my skin.

I asked a woman today, who had just commented "I like all types of soup", "does that include birds nest soup ?". "No" she replied, I then enquired was it because of the soups rather unusual ingredients, at which point the twat who sits opposite me started laughing and shaking his head "Its not made from real birds nests, tut. You'll believe anything you're told won't you ?" etc etc I asked what he thought birds nest soup was made of and he replies "I dunno."

At this point a well travelled woman, who sits behind me, calmly points out that she has had it and that it is indeed made using the bird saliva found in the nests.

Dumbfounded and embarrassed he begins to furiously study his monitor whilst I calmly chirp "University education - you just can'y beat it. Pity they didn't teach you any smarts whilst you were there."

I don't know what it is about this guy but he's really begining to get on my tits.

Now does anyone else work with a complete fucktard ?

You mean like the one who commented about the bird's nest soup, or the one who commented about university education. You never should have sunk to his level. You both began to sing the same song.

[VCDHunter]

You mean like the one who commented about the bird's nest soup, or the one who commented about university education. You never should have sunk to his level. You both began to sing the same song.

Hardly - I was right. You aren't him by any chance ?

[flaninacupboard]

The Boss' son is a twat-basket. yesterday and today he was at work for a total of two hours and thirty five minutes (i started counting) and he gets paid the same as me. he put £1,200 on the company credit card and then went "oh, i don't think i can pay that back" He used my housemates computer and left his banking details on there. when my housemate paid his visa bill it went to twat faces' account, about £600. the shithead refused to pay it back, saying something like "maybe i can pay him back £20 a week like i was going to the credit card?" i said "just give him the money" "where from?" "the bank." "i haven't got it!" "um..." "shut up! it's not like YOU have £600 in the bank!!!"

Now it looks like he's hiding stock from his friends company (which is in trouble) in our warehouse. which was a double whammy because the dick has NEVER helped with deliveries/stock since i've worked there. there can be five pallets to unload by hand and he just sits on his arse pretending to do some work.

[Craig Tucker]

Nice one VCDHunter, I love it when people think they are being clever by making a misinformed smart alec coment, and then are abruptley brought back down to earth.

Twat-basket, make a note of that one

[VCDHunter]

Do you work with a complete and utter fuckwit ? I do and the guy is really begining to get under my skin.

I asked a woman today, who had just commented "I like all types of soup", "does that include birds nest soup ?". "No" she replied, I then enquired was it because of the soups rather unusual ingredients, at which point the twat who sits opposite me started laughing and shaking his head "Its not made from real birds nests, tut. You'll believe anything you're told won't you ?" etc etc I asked what he thought birds nest soup was made of and he replies "I dunno."

At this point a well travelled woman, who sits behind me, calmly points out that she has had it and that it is indeed made using the bird saliva found in the nests.

Dumbfounded and embarrassed he begins to furiously study his monitor whilst I calmly chirp "University education - you just can'y beat it. Pity they didn't teach you any smarts whilst you were there."

I don't know what it is about this guy but he's really begining to get on my tits.

Now does anyone else work with a complete fucktard ?

You mean like the one who commented about the bird's nest soup, or the one who commented about university education. You never should have sunk to his level. You both began to sing the same song.

Oh dear. www.irony.com

[offline]

You mean like the one who commented about the bird's nest soup, or the one who commented about university education. You never should have sunk to his level. You both began to sing the same song.

Hardly - I was right. You aren't him by any chance ?

Way to go VCD! Fuckwit hunting should be a govt sponsered sport!

[Tommyknocker]

The heck with their right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. So when do we form the secret police, build the concentration camps, and start the mysterious kidnappings and disappearances. Come on, people get with it! Time is money!!!

[budz]

VCDHunter wrote:

Now does anyone else work with a complete fucktard ?

Yes.....I work with many fucktards.....I swear I wanna wear my tshirt that says, " I SEE STUPID PEOPLE", but wanna change it to, "I WORK WITH STUPID PEOPLE". Think that would offend my co-workers????????

[offline]

Off your pills again TK?

The heck with their right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. So when do we form the secret police, build the concentration camps, and start the mysterious kidnappings and disappearances. Come on, people get with it! Time is money!!!

[Tommyknocker]

Nope. I don't want anyone persecuted nor their being hunted sponsored by the government as sport. Guess that's where we part company and why I posted the sarcastic remark. Can you say we don't want the same things?

[offline]

I mean this is a friendly way. You should lighten up.

[Tommyknocker]

Is that a "yes"?

[thecoalman]

Now does anyone else work with a complete fucktard ?

Nope, I fire them.

[offline]

No. Because your presumption is wrong.

[ViRaL1]

The heck with their right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. So when do we form the secret police, build the concentration camps, and start the mysterious kidnappings and disappearances. Come on, people get with it! Time is money!!!

Don't drink and post!

[VCDHunter]

Off your pills again TK?

The heck with their right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. So when do we form the secret police, build the concentration camps, and start the mysterious kidnappings and disappearances. Come on, people get with it! Time is money!!!

<note to self - "Off Your Pills again ?" >

[Tommyknocker]

No. Because your presumption is wrong.

Have it your way. I guess the phrase, "Live and let live." has finally outlived its usefulness. Pity. We got a lot of mileage out of that one back in the day.

[sacajaweeda]