Y-O-D-A, hello Yoda

[offline]

[To the tune of "Lola" by the Kinks] apologies to "Weird Al" Yankovic

I met him in a forum down in vcdhelp
Where there's trouble all the time
Like a giant carbonated soda
S-O-D-A, soda
I saw the little runt writing to a post
I asked him his name
And in a raspy voice he said Yoda
Y-O-D-A, hello Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Well, I've been around but I ain't never seen
A guy whose brain is like a muppet
And he's wrinkled and green
Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
How he can drive me nuts
Just by raisin' his hand
Oh my Yoda, hello Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Well, I left home just a week before
And I'd never, ever been offtopic before
But capmaster, he set me straight, of course
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"

Now, I'm not the kind that would argue with Cap
So it looks like I'm gonna have to live with this crap
With my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

So I used the Force, I picked up nothing at all
no chicks came near me, no one even called
Well I won't forget what Yoda then saw

He said, "Luke, I dreamt I saw you go to the darker side
And have a lot of sex, let the Force be your guide"
Oh my Yoda
h e l l o Yoda

"I know Star Wars's really got you annoyed
But, remember I am yoda and I'm really overjoyed"
Oh my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Well, I heard my jobs really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playin' this part 'til I'm old and gay

The long-term contract I had to write
repaces yoda with a cgi sprite
so there will be no more yoda and thats alright
Oh my Yoda, hello yoda, yo yo yo yoda

[Guest]

Man is it slow around here.

[Capmaster]

Why was this pulled? It's great 8) Nice work

[offline]

You reckon?

After G's comment I thought I'd better
kill it.

-edit-

ok. on it's way back for better or worse

[Guest]

You reckon?

After G's comment I thought I'd better
kill it.

-edit-

ok. on it's way back for better or worse

I didn't say I didn't like it. I think you put it up Friday afternoon when tumble weeds were blowing thru here. I was just counting the minutes to leave work and the dead ot wasnt helping

[Capmaster]

8) Glad it's back. So you're a budding songwriter then, offline?

[offline]

No way. I have been known to play the violin once in
a blue moon (not very well.) I also have a nice viola.

[Guest]

No way. I have been known to play the violin once in
a blue moon (not very well.) I also have a nice viola.

You mean like when someone is crying the blues after you give em a yellow card?

[tekkieman]

Strange....I don't see all the posts complaining that you're being cruel and will hurt yoda's feelings. I wonder why that is....

[Capmaster]

No way. I have been known to play the violin once in
a blue moon (not very well.) I also have a nice viola.

You mean like when someone is crying the blues after you give em a yellow card?

We'll just have them talk with you about how it ain't so bad to get carded, Gee

[offline]

I see a bad moon arisin...

[offline]

Strange....I don't see all the posts complaining that you're being cruel and will hurt yoda's feelings. I wonder why that is....

Fair point tekkie.. fair point.

Yoda seems able to let us know what he will and
will not take. The fake yoda's for example - he
demanded those be shut pretty darn quick.

Yoda, if I'm wrong, PM me and I'll junk this thread.

[tekkieman]

Sorry offline - it wasn't about you, or yoda.

[Capmaster]

I think Yoda will like it fine, and not be insulted at all

[Ripper2860]

Sorry offline - it wasn't about you, or yoda.

Nah -- I think that was posted more for my personal enjoyment.

[yoda313]

Hello,

Yoda seems able to let us know what he will and
will not take. The fake yoda's for example - he
demanded those be shut pretty darn quick.

Yep I can take a lot but some things like fake id's bother me since I still help out in the real forum.

And WEIRD AL is one of my favorite entertainers and saw him in the poodle hat tour the other year.

YODA and THE SAGA BEGINS are some of the ONLY Star Wars parodies I actually enjoy because they aren't overly negative to Star Wars. In fact, THE SAGA BEGINS is merely a signing summation of the plot of Episode 1


Kevin

[bazooka]

No way. I have been known to play the violin once in
a blue moon (not very well.) I also have a nice viola.

You mean like when someone is crying the blues after you give em a yellow card?

We'll just have them talk with you about how it ain't so bad to get carded, Gee

Or they could talk to me.

I have had 4.

It is not the end of the world when you get a yellow.

[Capmaster]

But Dr.Gee asks for them ....not by his actions .....he straight out asks for them We keep him in line by threatening to remove yellow cards

[bazooka]

But Dr.Gee asks for them ....not by his actions .....he straight out asks for them We keep him in line by threatening to remove yellow cards

Oh,

ok.

[Guest]

Along those lines,it is possible to have 5 yellows above your avatar?Is the 5 rule ban manual?ie if someone has 4 yellows and you click on another is it an auto ban or do you just see they already have 4 and push the red?

[Guest]

He yoda!Cold enough for you out there.I had to go to Home Depot and it is quite brisk.

[yoda313]

He yoda!Cold enough for you out there.I had to go to Home Depot and it is quite brisk.

Hello,

BRRRR!!!!!

I haven't been outside much this weekend that's for sure! :P

Kevin

[Capmaster]

Along those lines,it is possible to have 5 yellows above your avatar?Is the 5 rule ban manual?ie if someone has 4 yellows and you click on another is it an auto ban or do you just see they already have 4 and push the red?

It's automatic once you have 4. The fifth yellow works like a red

[northcat_8]

He yoda!Cold enough for you out there.I had to go to Home Depot and it is quite brisk.

It was a balmy 2 degrees here this morning, I saw Penguins migrating south for god's sake

[offline]

Along those lines,it is possible to have 5 yellows above your avatar?Is the 5 rule ban manual?ie if someone has 4 yellows and you click on another is it an auto ban or do you just see they already have 4 and push the red?

Don't go there

The answer after PURE research was clicking on the yellow
on the fifth time is equivalent to clicking on the red.

[Capmaster]

Along those lines,it is possible to have 5 yellows above your avatar?Is the 5 rule ban manual?ie if someone has 4 yellows and you click on another is it an auto ban or do you just see they already have 4 and push the red?

Don't go there

The answer after PURE research was clicking on the yellow
on the fifth time is equivalent to clicking on the red.

I still get sore when I bend a certain way

[offline]

Have you met my lawyer?

[Capmaster]

Have you met my lawyer?

You know I purposely didn't bring it up in this thread because that evened the score for the Videohelp Gay Pride Association sig. pic you substituted for mine ....we're even.

[offline]

Ha. You should show the misses and then say
you have a headache

[Capmaster]

Ha. You should show the misses and then say
you have a headache

I'm ......hurt

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