Epitaphs...

[daamon]

Based on your take on people's characters in the forums, what would you write as their epitaph (words on their gravestone)?

Please, nothing offensive - this is supposed to be a bit of fun...

Here's a few to set the ball rolling...

Baldrick - Dead.
lordsmurf - He's dead. (Still to the point, but a bit longer than Baldrick's).
tgpo - He died a happy porn star. He leaves Dolly and her flock to mourn him...
jimmalenko - Search was his friend / He's gone to RTFM in the sky...

[Conquest10]

tgpo - He died a happy porn star. He leaves Dolly and her flock to mourn him...

Doesn't seem right to me...

[jimmalenko]

tgpo - He died a happy porn star. He leaves Dolly and her flock to mourn him...

Doesn't seem right to me...

That's Cappy's isn't it ?

Capmaster - leaves behind a legacy of midget clown porn and vinyl ...

[makntraks]

Jimmalenko - The Saucy Aussie.... 8)

makntraks

[Craig Tucker]

Capmaster - He came, he saw, he posted. Then he posted a couple more times.

[stiltman]

yoda313 - always said hello even to god

yado313 - the force wasn't with him this time

[SquirrelDip]

Here lies Northcat_8

A kind, gentle and considerate soul.

Due to cutbacks we had to bury them together.

[Capmaster]

Craig Tucker - He went to the home decorator's happy place. He's currently remodeling St. Peter's alcove.

Northcat - He Came, He Saw, He Redwinged

Ripper - Making angel porn

Jimmalenko - "G'Day Mate"

Cobra - His last banning was himself

Russ - He's happy now. He's finally free of satan's spawn.

tgpo - Making VCDAngels for the big guy now

BJ_M - The Prettiest Woman thread won't be the same without his library

Yoda - Hello, Goodbye Kevin

stilt - "You're wrong I'm not dead"

Tommyknocker - "It was a quiet night in the dark shadows of the forum ...."

Epicurus8a - "Rock On"

Baldrick - Not fixed. No time.

[ZAPPER]

I will have to look but I used to have a book (I think from Ripley's Beleive it or not) that had a bunch of funny epitaphs.

Here lies Capmaster...I told you I was sick!

Lordsmurf: I have done many things in my life, now I am not.

Here lies Zapper,
smart he was not,
played with high voltage,
deserves what he got!

Here lies my wife,
buried her myself with no tears in my eyes.
She said she wasn't dead
but you know how she lies!!!


Zapper
Damb its hot down here!

[bazooka]

Here lies bazooka - He was a jerk.

[stiltman]

Here lies Bazzoka - He was a jerk that finished college but still couldn't find a job. His wife shot his ass for being a bum


sorry zook, couldn't stop myself from typing

[bazooka]

Here lies Bazzoka - He was a jerk that finished college but still couldn't find a job. His wife shot his ass for being a bum


sorry zook, couldn't stop myself from typing

No problem

[ZAPPER]

Here lies Baldrick
He had a great site.
He cancelled Off topic,
it started a big fight.
The post whores got angry,
It was a terrible sight,
they all got together
and lynched him one night.


Just kidding Big Boss sir. It's your baby you are in charge do as you see fit. I am just along for the ride.

[stiltman]

I am just along for the ride.

Here lies Zapper, he bent over for the boss

[stiltman]

tgpo - died from a MAC commercial.

[ZAPPER]

Here lies Capmaster
We thought him all knowing
He played with uranium
Thats why his grave is still glowing

[Capmaster]

Here lies Capmaster
We thought him all knowing
He played with uranium
Thats why his grave is still glowing

Excellent 8)

[Grimey]

Here lies Grimey - Go Canada eh?

[ZAPPER]

Here lies Capmaster
We thought him all knowing
He played with uranium
Thats why his grave is still glowing

Excellent 8)

A few years back I saw a show about the Radium Dial company. In the show they walked around a graveyard where some of the employees were buried with a Geiger counter. Click,click,click,click!

[yoda313]

Hello,

YODA313 --- We now commit his body to the stars - where his heart and mind soared to be



Kevin

[stiltman]

Here lies yoda313 on his stomack....Someone shoved a light sabre up his arse

[ViRaL1]

Yoda - Goodbye,

Capmaster - Sometimes blow up sheep...blow up.

Cobra - Shuffled off his mortal coil.

LordSmurf - Who knew he was suffocating?

Stiltman - 2 stilts, 1 ceiling fan, no head.

Bazooka - Mis-fired.

ViRaL1 - Immunized.

Northcat - Captain Dirtnap.

tgpo - Chose his own final option.

[ZAPPER]

Hello,

YODA313 --- We now commit his body to the stars - where his heart and mind soared to be



Kevin

Good job! Is it an original?
I have been in some far away lonely places, but I bet space would be one ******* lonely place. Do you know what I mean? When I have been in remote spots by myself I tend to feel the loneliness as like almost a weightlessness. I bet weightlessness and being lost in space would be one big time empty feeling. I don't know why it just hit me so hard. But WOW!

[yoda313]

Hello,



Kevin

[offline]

MrMoody:

that is not dead which can forever lie
for with strange eons even death may die

[the bomb]

Here Lies Capmaster
His Last Screw Up

[Craig Tucker]

Here lies yoda313 on his stomack....Someone shoved a light sabre up his arse

[Faustus]

Flaystus - Do what now?


Am I'm doin this rite?

[yoda313]

Hello,

Am I'm doin this rite?

His "LAST RITE"???????

Kevin

[bazooka]

Hello,

Am I'm doin this rite?

His "LAST RITE"???????

Kevin

You have the rite to remain silent.