They must be really really desperate in Australia...

[zzyzzx]

Clinic Asks Politicians to Donate Sperm
Thu Jan 13, 8:09 AM ET

SYDNEY (Reuters) - Politicians in one Australian state have been asked to lend a hand and become sperm donors to help arrest dwindling supplies at an in-vitro fertilization clinic.

The Monash IVF clinic has written to 25 parliamentarians aged under 45 in Victoria state asking them to set an example for the rest of the male population by becoming sperm donors.

"We hope that if some of the leading role models within our community become donors, others may follow suit," the Monash letter said.

Monash IVF clinic medical director Gab Kovacs said the clinics' stocks had been dwindling since a state law came into force in 1998 requiring that only men who were prepared to have their identities released could become donors.

A Monash spokeswoman said the clinic had about 100 clients on its books and only 13 donors. The clinic was yet to receive any answers from interested MPs, she said.

Victoria Police Minister Andre Haermeyer said he hadn't been asked to become a donor but wondered if politicians were suitable candidates.

"It could create a rather quarrelsome family, I would have thought," Haermeyer told Australian Broadcasting Corp. radio.

[jimmalenko]

I live in Victoria, and I haven't been asked yet

[BJ_M]

I live in Victoria, and I haven't been asked yet

only men who were prepared to have their identities released

that would certainly slow it down for many ....

[jimmalenko]

I'll just leave my details as "jimmalenko @ videohelp.com". THe kiddies can PM me in a few years time

[Doramius]

If the women really want it, have them PM me. I have a special syringe for them.

[zzyzzx]

I forgot to post this pic (appropriate for this thread):

[bigmicka]

oh no i live in the same state as Jim.

mic

[jimmalenko]

oh no i live in the same state as Jim.

mic

I always thought you're a Sydney boy...

[bigmicka]

spent some time there but no, melbourne born and bred.

couldnt handle no AFL and all that rugby.

mic

[BJ_M]

you two going to share a donation room or something ?

being so close and all

:P

[jimmalenko]

@bigmicka:
ahhhh, OK. Gotcha

@BJ_M:
backs to the wall ...

[bigmicka]

lol no im not the circle jerk kind of guy.

mic

[pacmania_2001]

I'm a one man bukkake machine but I wouldn't donate when the potential kid can find out who you are when they're 18 and you don't get paid for it.

[ChrisX]

I am in the wrong State for sperm donation. LOL

[bugster]

Clinic Asks Politicians to Donate Sperm
Thu Jan 13, 8:09 AM ET

SYDNEY (Reuters) - Politicians in one Australian state have been asked to lend a hand and become sperm donors

Politicians being a bunch of Wankers, who'd have thought it

[offline]

Well I turned up with a bucket full and they
turned me away

Anyone got some spare fridge space?

[northcat_8]

I live in Victoria, and I haven't been asked yet

He said "desperate" not "last resort".

[jimmalenko]

I live in Victoria, and I haven't been asked yet

He said "desperate" not "last resort".

[northcat_8]

[Doramius]

I'd would never have thought the world would have a need for frozen Pop-sicles due to low supply. There's a bank available nearby if I felt like donating, but my wife would get upset if I jerked off. She tells me why do it when I can just let her know and she'll be on it in a heartbeat. Needless to say, I haven't masturbated in a very long time. Not sure my wrist could handle the stress.

[zzyzzx]

One would think that there would be enough teenagers short on cash in the local area to keep them supplied. Perhaps they should be combing their local high schools for donors?

[zzyzzx]

Politicians in one Australian state have been asked to lend a hand and become sperm donors .....

Another vague masterbation reference?

[tgpo]

Here ya' go.

[BJ_M]

an albino gingerbread man ?

[Doramius]

One would think that there would be enough teenagers short on cash in the local area to keep them supplied. Perhaps they should be combing their local high schools for donors?

I think that's the problem though. They were talking about getting high end people being role models for other high end people. Who want's to get pregnant from a Fugly Jack drug addict? Only those who can barely afford it, that's who. And those are the inbred people that aren't even counted among the population because nobody knows they exist.

[tgpo]

[Doramius]

Don't even want to know where you were looking to find it.