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[Hollywood004738]

FTC OKs $10.3B Purina, Nestle Merger

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Federal regulators approved the $10.3 billion purchase of Ralston Purina by Swiss food giant Nestle S.A., clearing the way for a pet-food empire with such brands as Alpo, Purina, and Friskies.

Now the Nestle Bunny has some new friends


Imagine the new confections will could be seeing

[bilbogod]

Hmmm... New "KitCat" now 100% chocolate covered crunchy kitten. Two fingers of chocolate made with the finest pussy
This reminds me of a story I heard once (oh no here he goes) In the U.K. we have a brown spread (yeast extract) called "Marmite". Every jar of marmite has the unlisted ingredient of a dead starling (common british bird) in it. What happens is the yeast ferments in these huge vats, situated in large air-craft hangar type buildings. Unfortunately birds come down, feast on it and enjoy their last supper. To rid this product of all the corpses, an acidic substance is added to melt down all the bones. So remember next time you indulge in this vegetarian British treat,you'll be happy in the knowledge that many died to provide you with the ultimate "spread on your bread"

[OnErr0r]

Mmmm... Liver flavored Purina chocolate crunch bar.

[bilbogod]

[thxkid]

cool british dudes, here in the USA you would all be yelled and spit on by all those idiot animal lovers, who hold animals above even human beings.
I think I might move to england, or at visit, melting bird bones down to nothin, thats my kind of place.

[mijman]

Wouldn't the Marmite melt those who ate it, as well?

[ember]

I eat that tasty Marmite spread and I can say that the SAS are fed on it too. It's good for ya pecker and made a man of Thatcher. Hail the MARMITE!!!

[bilbogod]

GOOD for your pecker?? I have just come out of casualty recovering from yeast burns Think I'll just stick to vaseline...

[zzyzzx]

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