Thirsty Yanks

[Guest]

I heard Americans spend $212 million daily on booze.Does this sound like a lot?

[makntraks]

Not sure... let me check my reciepts

makntraks

[flaninacupboard]

I heard the average american weighs four hundred "pounds", is that a lot?

[Conquest10]

I spend $0 a year.

[Guest]

I heard the average american weighs four hundred "pounds", is that a lot?

When I first heard the figure I thought it was a tremendous amount. After thinking about all of the expensive wine and liquor purchased at restaurants and bars I wasnt sure.that is 212,000 establishments selling $1000 worth of booze a day.

[Capmaster]

I heard the average american weighs four hundred "pounds", is that a lot?

Not if you carry it well

[thecoalman]

I heard the average american weighs four hundred "pounds", is that a lot?

That's cause were all 7 foot and built like brick shit houses.

[Goober57]

I heard the average american weighs four hundred "pounds", is that a lot?

Please don't make fun of us until you have actually visited us.

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[flaninacupboard]

I heard the average american weighs four hundred "pounds", is that a lot?

Please don't make fun of us until you have actually visited us.

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I went to a Darkness gig about a fortnight ago, i sat next to TWO people like that! i had -no- chair left!

[Tommyknocker]

I heard the average american weighs four hundred "pounds", is that a lot?

Please don't make fun of us until you have actually visited us.

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I went to a Darkness gig about a fortnight ago, i sat next to TWO people like that! i had -no- chair left!

I guess two Americans you happen to sit next to represents a good cross section of 280 million people. Who can refute such overwhelming evidence?

As for spending money on booze, I don't drink, so I guess my manadatory amount is automatically deducted from my bank account and given to skid row bums to help make sure they pay their fair share.

[flaninacupboard]

I went to a Darkness gig about a fortnight ago, i sat next to TWO people like that! i had -no- chair left!

I guess two Americans you happen to sit next to represents a good cross section of 280 million people. Who can refute such overwhelming evidence?

I have no idea if they were american, and gave no indication that they were. perhaps you stereotype fat people as american?

[Tommyknocker]

If there weren't you just hijacked this thread.

[flaninacupboard]

Oh dear god, arrest me now.

Please, think of the childen.

[Tommyknocker]

You really don't want to muck about (English term) with the moderators. They kill bricks, choke sticks, and rocks in hospitals.

[pacmania_2001]

I thought Australia, Germany or America was the top spender on booze per head.

It's one of them, just can't remember which one.

[hech54]

I still do a and a when I read the signs in stores about selling alcoholic beverages ...anyone under 16 is not permitted to buy alcohol....

On a side note...last Saturday morning I was driving out up my street and saw a strange sight. Apparently a driver thought that the owner of a parked car actually wanted his parked car up on the sidewalk instead of on the street where he initially parked it.
I had to look REALLY hard to figure out that it used to be a Fiat Stillo that had been "re-parked" by some thoughtful yet probably drunken good samaritan.
I'm almost positive that if the drunken good samaritan had ASKED.....the Fiat owner would probably have given him the keys in order to make the re-park job go a bit smoother....and a bit less messy....

[Guest]

I thought Australia, Germany or America was the top spender on booze per head.

It's one of them, just can't remember which one.

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