Pig not degraded by televised sexual experience

[zzyzzx]

Pig not degraded by televised sexual experience, British watchdog rules
Mon Nov 29,12:12 PM ET

LONDON (AFP) - In one of their more delicate rulings of recent years, British television watchdogs ruled that a pig sexually pleasured on television by a minor celebrity did not feel degraded by the experience.

Dozens of viewers complained about the episode in so-called reality television show "The Farm", in which a series of celebrities were sent to do tough work with agricultural crops and animals.

The audience were treated to the sight of Rebecca Loos, the self-proclaimed ex-lover of England football captain David Beckham, stimulating the boar for 10 minutes to produce a flask of semen.

Many viewers complained to the government's Office of Communications (Ofcom) that this was "akin to bestiality", while a leading animal charity condemned the scenes as "morbid and sordid".

But in a ruling released on Monday, Ofcom cleared broadcaster Channel Five of breaching decency standards, saying the procedure was perfectly normal.

"The task performed by Rebecca Loos is one that occurs regularly on UK farms. It was properly supervised by a qualified veterinary surgeon and was carried out for a genuine purpose -- to artificially inseminate the pigs on the 'celebrity farm'," the ruling said.

It added: "We don't believe that the scene was degrading or harmful to the boar."

[Capmaster]

Who cares if it was degrading to the boar? It's not like a boar is likely going to feel modesty

That's too funny

What's next - animal rights groups suing dog owners for making them defecate outside in semi-public surroundings?

[Dr. DOS]

I would love the see what the FCC (US version of your watchdogs) if that was done on primetime tv... oh shit that would be hilarious.

[lordsmurf]

Powell Jr would be making an issue out of it, not question about it.

[Capmaster]

I would love the see what the FCC (US version of your watchdogs) if that was done on primetime tv... oh shit that would be hilarious.

You know, the way they're running out of material - witness all the reality shows, regurgitating old shows for TV and movies, more animations, 3rd and 4th remakes of classics - we'll probably see the quality bar drop even lower. I expect we'll see shows involving animals like this in the near future (and their teaser lines):

"Parakeet Lolitas - Promiscuous avian sluts"
"Boffing Bowser - Why not? You already know him."
Reality show: "Shtupp By Shtupp - Homeless animal-lover goes nuts in the zoo after closing time"
"Nice Ass - Donkey swimsuit competition"
"Fide-Ho - Undercover canine prostitute"
"Hormel's Smirkin While Jerkin The Gherkin - The family potbellied pig 'Hormel' learns to service himself. Graphic scenes - viewer discretion advised"
"Dolly Llama - Exotic dromedary tease"
"Father Knows Beast"
:P

[fritzi93]

Here ya go. Great idea! BTW, isn't that a kangaroo?

[zzyzzx]

Looks like a dog to me.

[Capmaster]

Whatever it is, it's very fond of the Japanese guy

[VCDHunter]

Whatever it is, it's very fond of the Japanese guy

But he does not look happy does he

[Capmaster]

Whatever it is, it's very fond of the Japanese guy

But he does not look happy does he

Not at all

I wonder if that was a college hazing or some other ritual. Otherwise why wouldn't he cuff Fido upside the head and stand up?

[VCDHunter]

Whatever it is, it's very fond of the Japanese guy

But he does not look happy does he

Not at all

I wonder if that was a college hazing or some other ritual. Otherwise why wouldn't he cuff Fido upside the head and stand up?

Looks like one of those insane Japanese game shows - like Endurance or something similar.

[northcat_8]

I find the story...you know...the actual "Topic" of the thread to be the norm.

Being a country boy growing up and raising feeder pigs and working on a dairy farm my eyes were shown reality long ago. In later years, working in a inner city public school system has illustrated just how ignorant most are as to the actual workings of the world.

Exactly how did people think piglets get made? Some get made the old fashion way sure, but the majority of off spring around a farm is done by artificial insemination, especially in circumstances where a boar or bull is not readily available. Many farmers buy frozen semen for this purpose.

How in the hell do you suppose they get that semen out of the animal? Real doll? And if they were disturbed by how they got it out, they out to see how they get it in the female.

[Capmaster]

Whatever it is, it's very fond of the Japanese guy

But he does not look happy does he

Not at all

I wonder if that was a college hazing or some other ritual. Otherwise why wouldn't he cuff Fido upside the head and stand up?

Looks like one of those insane Japanese game shows - like Endurance or something similar.

Like our Fear Factor ...with bestiality

It'll catch on here, then

[pacmania_2001]

Endurance rocks, crazy Japanese.

Fear Factor = Shit.

[BJ_M]

I would love the see what the FCC (US version of your watchdogs) if that was done on primetime tv... oh shit that would be hilarious.

You know, the way they're running out of material - witness all the reality shows, regurgitating old shows for TV and movies, more animations, 3rd and 4th remakes of classics - we'll probably see the quality bar drop even lower. I expect we'll see shows involving animals like this in the near future (and their teaser lines):

"Parakeet Lolitas - Promiscuous avian sluts"
"Boffing Bowser - Why not? You already know him."
Reality show: "Shtupp By Shtupp - Homeless animal-lover goes nuts in the zoo after closing time"
"Nice Ass - Donkey swimsuit competition"
"Fide-Ho - Undercover canine prostitute"
"Hormel's Smirkin While Jerkin The Gherkin - The family potbellied pig 'Hormel' learns to service himself. Graphic scenes - viewer discretion advised"
"Dolly Llama - Exotic dromedary tease"
"Father Knows Beast"
:P

google going to index that list and that post will get millions of hits because of it ..

[Capmaster]

8)

Wait ....they might actually use some of those ideas ....hell, they'll put anything on the air these days

[BJ_M]

Here ya go. Great idea! BTW, isn't that a kangaroo?

and later

[Capmaster]

Where's the cigarette in his hand?

[BJ_M]

you mean this one ??