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Nov 19, 9:19 AM (ET)
BERLIN (Reuters) - Thieves have stolen scantily clad garden gnomes from a gnome peepshow in an eastern German amusement park, park manager Frank Ullrich said on Thursday.
"The gnomes display naked body parts -- the same ones you'd expect to see in a human peep show," Ullrich said of his missing stars.
The adults-only attraction at Dwarf-Park Trusetal, where visitors peep through keyholes to see the saucy German miniatures in compromising poses, was smashed open early on Thursday morning.
Ullrich said he feared the gnomes would not be traced.
"I doubt they're standing in someone's garden, they'll have to have been hidden inside."
This ought to be good for some laughs.
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Hello,
That is just SO WRONG!Originally Posted by bazooka
KevinDonatello - The Shredder? Michelangelo - Maybe all that hardware is for making coleslaw? -
OMG, Caps perversions just get worse
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Hello,Originally Posted by bugsterOMG, Caps perversions just get worse
But wait! Bazooka's the one who posted the story!
KevinDonatello - The Shredder? Michelangelo - Maybe all that hardware is for making coleslaw? -
Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
Wait a minute.....didn't you ask me to share them with you?Originally Posted by bugsterOMG, Caps perversions just get worse
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TMI dude.... TMI....Originally Posted by CapmasterWait a minute.....didn't you ask me to share them with you?Originally Posted by bugsterOMG, Caps perversions just get worse
makntraksIn the theater of the mind...
It's always good to know where the exits are... -
Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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Originally Posted by zzyzzx LMAO
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Hello,Originally Posted by zzyzzx
I'll pretend I didn't read that!
KevinDonatello - The Shredder? Michelangelo - Maybe all that hardware is for making coleslaw? -
I'm admittin nuffin guvnor :POriginally Posted by CapmasterWait a minute.....didn't you ask me to share them with you?Originally Posted by bugsterOMG, Caps perversions just get worse
(BTW, why don't you ever share your 'toys' )
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Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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Cause you guys never clean them before sending them backOriginally Posted by bugsterI'm admittin nuffin guvnor :POriginally Posted by CapmasterWait a minute.....didn't you ask me to share them with you?Originally Posted by bugsterOMG, Caps perversions just get worse
(BTW, why don't you ever share your 'toys' ) That last wanking sock I let Pac borrow ...well, I had to throw it out 
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The adults-only attraction at Dwarf-Park ...
This world is truly full of some screwed up people when there is actually an adults-only naked exhibit at a dwarf park.
Book your trip to the Naked Dwarf Park with Travelocity. Don't forget your hat !!
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Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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Midget porn. Hmmm ...they don't give a booking website
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Thats the trouble being naked around midgets. They get in everyones
hair.
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and you would know this .... how exactlyOriginally Posted by offlineThats the trouble being naked around midgets. They get in everyones
hair.
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