Holy Shite

[Hardcoreruss]

You go down the boozer and all this happens.

What a difference 3 hours makes

I agree with the following points

1. I am gald post counts have been removed.
2. I like it now everyone is on the same level as joining dates have been joined.

I think this post by monsenieur Hay sums up EXACTLY what I have been thinking.

"Okay, I see where you are but I simply meant I never suggest a policy change directly.
If an administrator or moderator agrees and implements something them great, and that's why I post what I do.
I'm either loved or hated, I can't be the judge of that
I've learnt a lot and attempted to give back (52% in off-topic, not so bad), a little money but more so in capturing and my imput lately, as you know, was purely OT.
At the end of the day the only reason you didn't see many of my posts until recently is becuase I was bored shitless with the forum.
It had and has been over-run by childish, ignorant arseholes and the poor bastard moderatos have been forced to take action by a few whining twats and as a result the popular, friendly forum we once knew had turned for the worst.
I'm not one for announcing my 'retirement' (...."if you're gonna post a goodbye then at least have the decenecy to **** off", you no me indo!) but received a couple of rather sincere PM's which rocked me back a little, so I made another effort.
Will"

Please do not implement any gay undertones because of the above, cause we are all adults.

I also agree with what I say in BJ_M's post about making it private.

Post count helps newbies, it makes them more confident in taking someones advice on board.

I have seen on other boards with no post count where you have a "pseudo post count" where when you reach 1000 posts you become an expert, 2000 a guru et al et al.

Finally agreeing with tgpo, yeah it looks really odd, but I respect what you have done Balders.

[makntraks]

I agree with most of what you said, except the part of being on the same level. We, by nature, need to be and show we are on different levels... as shown in the quality of OT posts and how far gone it went, and the levels of those persons in particular.. and how there are several "higher" level people trying to bring it back...

Post count =

makntraks

p.s. No gay tones meant or intended... just making a point....
p.s.s made more sense in my head...

[gitreel]

I was going to stay gone, but the kind words I got from everyone made me reconsider.

I agree. The numbers being gone put us all on equal footing.

Good work Baldrick.

[menes777]

No more people pelting me because my post count is flaccid

[makntraks]

No more people pelting me because my post count is flaccid

Noone said anything about "pelting" lower count posters.. it was all about who could outpost everyone else... which made OT take a shit...

Now we all pay, for those that lacked the basic knowledge of what a forum is about..

makntraks

[Craig Tucker]

Russ, your sig pic is a bit redundant now.

[Supreme2k]

This thread has gay overtones.

[indolikaa]

This thread is... Well... It needs no explanation.

[Doramius]

I was going to stay gone, but the kind words I got from everyone made me reconsider.

I agree. The numbers being gone put us all on equal footing.

Good work Baldrick.

Nobody here is equal now. I'm still better than you all and reign supreme. The world thinks of me as their god and will for many years to come. Pay homage to your rightful leader. [cue lightning strike]

[flaninacupboard]

I was going to stay gone, but the kind words I got from everyone made me reconsider.

I agree. The numbers being gone put us all on equal footing.

Good work Baldrick.

Nobody here is equal now. I'm still better than you all and reign supreme. The world thinks of me as their god and will for many years to come. Pay homage to your rightful leader. [cue lightning strike]

*coughcoughtossercough*

[Doramius]

[Ripper2860]

Capmaster wrote:

My wife got worried yesterday when I was laying on the floor twitching and pissing myself. Damned withdrawal hit me hard ....

I guess the wife found you after a heated session with Dollie!
I too have found the withdrawal method to be quite painful and frustrating. Try a condom. Works for me!!

BTW -- you really don't need to practice rythym, withdrawal, condom, etc., with Dollie. She's a friggn inflatible sheep for Pete's sake !! No birth control measures required!!

[ViRaL1]

Capmaster wrote:

My wife got worried yesterday when I was laying on the floor twitching and pissing myself. Damned withdrawal hit me hard ....

I guess the wife found you after a heated session with Dollie!
I too have found the withdrawal method to be quite painful and frustrating. Try a condom. Works for me!!

BTW -- you really don't need to practice rythym, withdrawal, condom, etc., with Dollie. She's a friggn inflatible sheep for Pete's sake !! No birth control measures required!!

Yeah right!!!

Where do you think the 'Boy in a Bubble' came from?

[Capmaster]

Capmaster wrote:

My wife got worried yesterday when I was laying on the floor twitching and pissing myself. Damned withdrawal hit me hard ....

I guess the wife found you after a heated session with Dollie!
I too have found the withdrawal method to be quite painful and frustrating. Try a condom. Works for me!!

BTW -- you really don't need to practice rythym, withdrawal, condom, etc., with Dollie. She's a friggn inflatible sheep for Pete's sake !! No birth control measures required!!

The condom was to protect me from friction burns. I had Dolly juiced up to 120 p.s.i - I had to do something to take my mind off the site being down, and naturally, an overinflated vinyl farm animal is the obvious solution. I was throwin' the coal to ......well ....never mind

[indolikaa]

WAY too much information...


.indolikaa.
35 PSI

[ViRaL1]

I hear the knew models increase the PSI as they get 'closer.'

[Capmaster]

I hear the knew models increase the PSI as they get 'closer.'

I was not aware of this model. Tell me more ......

[ViRaL1]

Dolly 1.2a w/CompreXXXion Technology.

[Capmaster]

Dolly 1.2a w/CompreXXXion Technology.

Damned clever, those guys. <heads for google>

[Doramius]

The new ones have a newer smoother texture for entering and don't require lube or protection from vinyl burns. They even have a self-cleaning option for only $80 more.

[Capmaster]

The new ones have a newer smoother texture for entering and don't require lube or protection from vinyl burns. They even have a self-cleaning option for only $80 more.

Any with the puncture sealant built right in, like with car tires?

[Doramius]

They have a very fine woven cotton mesh underneath for durability and new strong teflon layer in between making blowouts virtually impossible and extremely puncture resistant. Covering this rugged underside is vinyl that has an outer bonded layer of durable silicone to give you that realistic touch of a goat, sheep, ewe or whatever your desire is.

[Capmaster]

Links please ....

[makntraks]

Capmaster wrote:

My wife got worried yesterday when I was laying on the floor twitching and pissing myself. Damned withdrawal hit me hard ....

I guess the wife found you after a heated session with Dollie!
I too have found the withdrawal method to be quite painful and frustrating. Try a condom. Works for me!!

BTW -- you really don't need to practice rythym, withdrawal, condom, etc., with Dollie. She's a friggn inflatible sheep for Pete's sake !! No birth control measures required!!

The condom was to protect me from friction burns. I had Dolly juiced up to 120 p.s.i - I had to do something to take my mind off the site being down, and naturally, an overinflated vinyl farm animal is the obvious solution. I was throwin' the coal to ......well ....never mind

So I'm wondering if the shit is gonna hit the fan when Mrs CapM reads this???
Or will she even have a chance to?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! 8)

makntraks

[Capmaster]

It doesn't look like she will be back. She hasn't mentioned it.

She doesn't like learning new stuff on the PC and she hasn't used a forum before - only chat. I helped her out with it when she posted here, but I don't think she had as much fun as I did. She went back to Pogo

[makntraks]

It doesn't look like she will be back. She hasn't mentioned it.

She doesn't like learning new stuff on the PC and she hasn't used a forum before - only chat. I helped her out with it when she posted here, but I don't think she had as much fun as I did. She went back to Pogo

Whoa... glad I reread that reply... I thought you originally said:

but I don't think she had as much fun as I did. She went back to Tgpo

Honestly... my bad

[Capmaster]

Whoa... glad I reread that reply... I thought you originally said:

Capmaster wrote:
but I don't think she had as much fun as I did. She went back to Tgpo

No, I went back to tgpo. She went back to pogo

[ViRaL1]

They have a very fine woven cotton mesh underneath for durability and new strong teflon layer in between making blowouts virtually impossible and extremely puncture resistant. Covering this rugged underside is vinyl that has an outer bonded layer of durable silicone to give you that realistic touch of a goat, sheep, ewe or whatever your desire is.

I like the ones with wool instead of cotton. It's a more realistic feel.

[makntraks]

Whoa... glad I reread that reply... I thought you originally said:

Capmaster wrote:
but I don't think she had as much fun as I did. She went back to Tgpo

No, I went back to tgpo. She went back to pogo

makntraks

[gitreel]

I was going to stay gone, but the kind words I got from everyone made me reconsider.

I agree. The numbers being gone put us all on equal footing.

Good work Baldrick.

Nobody here is equal now. I'm still better than you all and reign supreme. The world thinks of me as their god and will for many years to come. Pay homage to your rightful leader. [cue lightning strike]

:P

Look at my description.

It says captain. :P

Who rules who?