A Memo to Newbies 101 Students...

[indolikaa]

In our continuing effort to provide you with the very best education money can buy, the staff of Snowflake University will be hosting Newbies 107: The Indolikaa Special on Friday morning, 10 September 2004 at 8:00 AM Pacific Time. This should provide ample time to properly roast one deviant traitor over an open fire.


All current and former members are invited and welcome to attend. We will be welcoming yoda313 into the collective Post-Whore circle with the usual hate and discontentment, and we hope to celebrate BJ_M's 10,000th post with some tasteless French-Canadian cheapshots. It should be a fun-filled class.

In advance of this class, I would like to remind all students that THERE ARE TO BE NO PORTABLE AIR COMPRESSORS IN THE LECTURE HALL DURING BUSINESS HOURS!

Also, we do not allow politicking at Snowflake University. As much as we all know it's W in 2004, staff has specifically asked that you refrain from bringin your 'Dick and Bush in 2004' propoganda.


Thank You,
Dr. Khan

[gitreel]

psssssshhhhhhh......

What did you say......(the compressor is running)

Man cap, stop the compressor for a minute please.

No bush, or kerry...ok

[yoda313]

Hello,

Indo - Thanks for noticing me! I've already been inducted as a post whore by Capmaster.

Kevin

[indolikaa]

Hello,

Indo - Thanks for noticing me! I've already been inducted as a post whore by Capmaster.

Kevin

Your skills are weak, young one. I will show you the true mean of the Post-Whore. It is your density.

[DVD_Ripper]

Yoda... this would be the official induction ceremony.

Mine included a similar hazing as portrayed in the movie Animal House

[Conquest10]

Is it too late to sign up for the class?

[yoda313]

Hello,

I feel the force. My skills grow with each post. Nothing can stop me. I will be more powerful than you can possibly imagine!!!!!

Kevin

[indolikaa]

Is it too late to sign up for the class?

Of course not! We allow lizards and dragons alike.

[edsmith77]

OHHHHHHH GREAT and MIGHTY ones,
I watch with envy the mighty PWs at work (between the five of you, ya'll have an average is 2748 posts, most impressive and mostly not ... )

I can hardly wait to see and partake in the leftovers from the MIGHTY KHANs Newbies 107 class albeit by proxy or even via audit. I am just not worthy to attend in person.

[indolikaa]

OHHHHHHH GREAT and MIGHTY ones,
I watch with envy the mighty PWs at work (between the five of you, ya'll have an average is 2748 posts, most impressive and mostly not ... )

I can hardly wait to see and partake in the leftovers from the MIGHTY KHANs Newbies 107 class albeit by proxy or even via audit. I am just not worthy to attend in person.

Bullshit! You're sittin' in the front row with Baldrick. :P

[thayne]

indolikaa's back! I knew you wouldn't be gone long

[northcat_8]

Dr. Khan??? OH OH OH DR. KHAN????

Do you mind if I eat in class?

[indolikaa]

Dr. Khan??? OH OH OH DR. KHAN????

Do you mind if I eat in class?

(Although my brain is screaming at me to avoid this one like a Macintosh computer...)

Are you planning on bringing enough for everybody to eat?

[ViRaL1]

It is your density.

Been watching Back to the Future?

[gitreel]

Dr. Khan??? OH OH OH DR. KHAN????

Do you mind if I eat in class?

(Although my brain is screaming at me to avoid this one like a Macintosh computer...)

Are you planning on bringing enough for everybody to eat?

He may not be bringing food.

[indolikaa]

Dr. Khan??? OH OH OH DR. KHAN????

Do you mind if I eat in class?

(Although my brain is screaming at me to avoid this one like a Macintosh computer...)

Are you planning on bringing enough for everybody to eat?

He may not be bringing food.

That is EXACTLY what I was afraid of... puke:

[Doramius]

Do I still have to sit by the window next to the exhaust fan. I promise I'll keep it corked this time. I won't have anything dairy before class either.

[Capmaster]

Do I still have to sit by the window next to the exhaust fan. I promise I'll keep it corked this time. I won't have anything dairy before class either.

Stay away from the Black Anus Steak House too. No reason to take chances. Southwest beef is hard in the ole digestive tract with or without lactose intolerance

[BJ_M]

kinda -- weird .. on my wifes birthday no less (the french one)-- and very very close to mine ..

[yoda313]

Hello,

indolikaa wrote:
It is your density.

viral:
Been watching Back to the Future?

NO! That is a Star Wars reference. You should have followed the thread more closely. It's from Empire Strikes Back. It's when Vader tells Luke "I am your father". He then tells him that Luke must join him and defeat the Emperor "Join me, and together we can defeat the Emperor, he has forseen this, It is your destiny". That's when Luke cries "NOOOO" and apparently commits suicide by letting go of the scalfolding.

Kevin

[gitreel]

Yeah but he did not say destinty.

He said density.

That was in back to the future.

[yoda313]

Hello,

Oops, sorry.

Kevin

[Doramius]

Do I still have to sit by the window next to the exhaust fan. I promise I'll keep it corked this time. I won't have anything dairy before class either.

Stay away from the Black Anus Steak House too. No reason to take chances.

I try to stay away from Black Anus anyway. It's too loose for me.

Southwest beef is hard in the ole digestive tract with or without lactose intolerance

How'd you know how my beef would affect her digestive track.

[indolikaa]

kinda -- weird .. on my wifes birthday no less (the french one)-- and very very close to mine ..

Hmmm...

[jimmalenko]

I'll try to celebrate my 3,000th post then too.

I know, I know, pfffft, 3,000, amateur.

But I'm getting there....

[indolikaa]

I'll try to celebrate my 3,000th post then too.

I know, I know, pfffft, 3,000, amateur.

But I'm getting there....

That's OK. We have lower standards for our Aussie friends. :P

<< 'Duck and cover' just like they taught me in grammar school. >>

<< Nope, better run like hell instead! >>

[jimmalenko]

I'll try to celebrate my 3,000th post then too.

I know, I know, pfffft, 3,000, amateur.

But I'm getting there....

That's OK. We have lower standards for our Aussie friends. :P

<< 'Duck and cover' just like they taught me in grammar school. >>

<< Nope, better run like hell instead! >>

give us aussies a few minutes grace. we'll get there eventually

[Doramius]

We'd let you get there sooner, but nobody trust anyone from a country that used to be penal colony.



<<see...penal and colon can be used cleanly in a sentence to gether and not refer to anything gay>>

[indolikaa]

That's penile, Professor...

[ViRaL1]

Not sure what this says about me, but I overshot 1K and didn't notice until well after.