Funny stories from when you were kids....

[pyrate83]

I'm sure everyone's got at least one, maybe even one that your parents never knew the whole story on.

Once, I prank called this kid at school, too bad he recognized my voice. I nearly got my ass beat.

Yeah that wasn't too funny but I'm gonna have to go think about some of them.

[Devanshu]

I first got drunk when I was 3. My parents were throwing a party and there was a glass of some drink(I think my dad said it was scotch) sitting on the table and for some reason I gulped down as much of it as I could...then I just started running into walls and my parents thought I hit my head or something so they took me to the ER.

[thecoalman]

I stuck a metal rake in my cousins head once because he wouldn't let me use the shovel. Guess that's why kids gardening tools are plastic now.

[pyrate83]

I first got drunk when I was 3. My parents were throwing a party and there was a glass of some drink(I think my dad said it was scotch) sitting on the table and for some reason I gulped down as much of it as I could...then I just started running into walls and my parents thought I hit my head or something so they took me to the ER.

Nice. I've got another. One Christmas my family and I were eating dinner together and when we were finished I told my Grandma on the count of three to blow out the candles with me. Well, she didn't blow at all and I blew really hard and got hot wax on my face and in my eyes. I went to the ER that night but turned out I was going to be fine. I'll never forget that.

[thecoalman]

I once ate a whole bunch of scallions out of the garden requiring a trip to the ER when I was 3 or 4.

[pyrate83]

My Parents had to "meet" with a lot of my teachers until about 6th grade.

[adam]

My dad took my sister to one of those stupid little pageants that they have in malls. It was for like cutest kid or something and she was maybe 4. When she got up on the stage she was able to look down at my dad holding the popcorn he had bought her. She yelled out, "You ate my popcorn, you *******!" Needless to say, she didn't win.

[Grimey]

When I was about 6 my older brother was trying to scare me by throwing a pitchfork near my foot. well, his aim was a little off and one of the prongs of the pitchfork went through my toe.

[Capmaster]

I was sitting in a recliner intently watching a movie - I was about 15. My dad snuck up and placed a pan with a lit firecracker under the chair. It took them about 15 minutes to peel me off the ceiling.

I got even. I waited about a week and when he wasn't home I took a nylon strap and turned his favorite recliner over and strapped the footrest down so it wouldn't open. The next time he sat in it and tried to recline he was pushing against the arms, yanking on that handle and cussing like a sailor until I clued him in. Then he laughed his ass off and saluted me

[Craig Tucker]

My dad took my sister to one of those stupid little pageants that they have in malls. It was for like cutest kid or something and she was maybe 4. When she got up on the stage she was able to look down at my dad holding the popcorn he had bought her. She yelled out, "You ate my popcorn, you *******!" Needless to say, she didn't win.

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