The videohelp.com Evening News

[indolikaa]

Indolikaa: Good evening, I'm Indolikaa Khan.

Capmaster: And I'm the Litter Box Bandit, and this is your videohelp.com news. Indolikaa?

Indolikaa: Thank you, Crapmaster. As you know, recent events at the website have caused all members to pause and reflect on their own personal behavior. Obviously, they were looking at brick wall, because reflection didn't help. Today, Baldrick and Co. removed the 'Join Date' and 'Post Count' fields from the phpBB script, leaving us all to wonder if avatars and member names are safe. Shitmaster?

Capmaster: Khan, you ignorant slut. The only thing some of our members have been looking at is the train wreck approaching upon them like four hundred horny bulls in a dairy. And not unlike the typical brain-dead Macintosh user, they too were not able to avoid the headlights bearing down on them like Michael Moore at an All-You-Can-Eat buffet. This has been an issue for some time, an issue many thought was being ignored. Wrong, bucko!

Indolikaa: Thank you, Clay-wad. And now for this evening's weather. Will?

Will Hay: Bloody ******* miserable. Rain today, rain tomorrow, rain all weekend. Piss off, sun. Go play with the ******* girlies.

Indolikaa: Yeah. And now we join Craig Tucker for sports.

Craig Tucker: In recent Girly Padded Rugby action, the Dallas Cowpatties beat the Tennessee Twinkies 20-17. I have a whole list of other scores, but nobody cares about Girly Padded Rugby anyway. Bunch of mindless dolts, if you asked me.

Indolikaa: Thank God for George Washington. And that's all the time we have for this evenings news. On behalf of Clumpmaster, I'm Indolikaa Khan and this has been the videohelp.com evening news.

[yoda313]

Hello,

So can I get this on that Russian Naked News Channel???

Kevin

[Doramius]

It's probably a good thing we all don't live right near each other. I have a broadcasting degree and could actually make a show like that happen. The funnier thing is MTV or FOX would probably buy it and request future airings.

[Craig Tucker]

Now this is the sort of crap I like to see in OT. Good crap, crap that puts a smile on your face, rather than just crap for craps sake. Wow there was a lot of crap in that sentence. Have the NFL come back to you yet Indo.

[fmctm1sw]

Now this is the sort of crap I like to see in OT.

Me too... Funny. Maybe Mr. Jack Valenti will grace this board with his presence again...

[indolikaa]

Have the NFL come back to you yet Indo.

GIRLY PADDED RUGBY?!


AAUUGGHH!!!


Proper Footie. Please.

[gitreel]

Another classic literary work from the mind of indo.

Take a bow.

[Cobra]

the typical brain-dead Macintosh user

Calling me brain-dead?

Yes, I am typing this on my old Mac - a Performa 6400 (180MHz).

[Capmaster]

Thank you, Crapmaster

Shitmaster?

Thank you, Clay-wad

On behalf of Clumpmaster

Kiss my rosey red isotope

Another Indolikaa gem

[Will Hay]

Shit, is this how I'm percived?