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  1. Guest
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    This was in the Washington Post... the title of the
    > > article was "Best
    > > > > Comeback Line Ever."
    > > > >
    > > > > In summary, the police arrested Patrick
    > > Lawrence, a
    > > > > 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA,
    > > in a pumpkin patch at
    > > > 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged
    > > with lewd and
    > > >lascivious
    > > > behavior, public indecency, and public
    > > intoxication at the Gwinnett
    > > >County
    > > > courthouse on Monday. The suspect explained
    > > that as he was passing a
    > > > pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a
    > > pumpkin is soft and
    > > > squishy inside, and there was no one around
    > > here for miles. At least
    > > >I
    > > > thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone
    > > interview. Lawrence went
    > > >on
    > > >to
    > > > say that he pulled over to the side of the
    > > road, picked out a pumpkin
    > > >that
    > > > he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a
    > > hole in it, and
    > > >proceeded
    > > >to
    > > > satisfy his need. "I guess I was just really
    > > into it, you know?" he
    > > > commented with evident embarrassment. In the
    > > process, Lawrence
    > > > apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County
    > > police car approaching
    > > >and
    > > >
    > > > was unaware of his audience until officer
    > > Brenda Taylor approached
    > > >him.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > "It was an unusual situation, that's for
    > > sure," said officer Taylor.
    > > >"I
    > > >walked
    > > > up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away
    > > at this pumpkin." Taylor
    > > > went on to describe what happened when she
    > > approached Lawrence. "I
    > > >just
    > > > went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you
    > > realize that you are
    > > > screwing a pumpkin?' "He froze and was clearly
    > > very surprised that I
    > > >was
    > > >
    > > > there, and then looked me straight in the face
    > > and said, "A pumpkin?
    > > > Damn...is it midnight already?'

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  2. Guest
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    I think it was Bugster. He is always talkin about pumpkin pie that sick bastard

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