This was in the Washington Post... the title of the
> > article was "Best
> > > > Comeback Line Ever."
> > > >
> > > > In summary, the police arrested Patrick
> > Lawrence, a
> > > > 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA,
> > in a pumpkin patch at
> > > 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged
> > with lewd and
> > >lascivious
> > > behavior, public indecency, and public
> > intoxication at the Gwinnett
> > >County
> > > courthouse on Monday. The suspect explained
> > that as he was passing a
> > > pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a
> > pumpkin is soft and
> > > squishy inside, and there was no one around
> > here for miles. At least
> > >I
> > > thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone
> > interview. Lawrence went
> > >on
> > >to
> > > say that he pulled over to the side of the
> > road, picked out a pumpkin
> > >that
> > > he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a
> > hole in it, and
> > >proceeded
> > >to
> > > satisfy his need. "I guess I was just really
> > into it, you know?" he
> > > commented with evident embarrassment. In the
> > process, Lawrence
> > > apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County
> > police car approaching
> > >and
> > >
> > > was unaware of his audience until officer
> > Brenda Taylor approached
> > >him.
> > >
> > >
> > > "It was an unusual situation, that's for
> > sure," said officer Taylor.
> > >"I
> > >walked
> > > up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away
> > at this pumpkin." Taylor
> > > went on to describe what happened when she
> > approached Lawrence. "I
> > >just
> > > went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you
> > realize that you are
> > > screwing a pumpkin?' "He froze and was clearly
> > very surprised that I
> > >was
> > >
> > > there, and then looked me straight in the face
> > and said, "A pumpkin?
> > > Damn...is it midnight already?'
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I think it was Bugster. He is always talkin about pumpkin pie that sick bastard
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