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http://news.excite.com/odd/article/id/419549|oddlyenough|08-06-2004::12:28|reuters.html
Needed: a Ban on Unsolicited Toe-Licking?
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Aug 6, 12:18 pm ET
AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - The Dutch Labour party wants to pass a law making unsolicited toe-licking an offence after police were unable to prosecute a would-be Casanova with a taste for female toes because he had committed no crime.
A police spokesman said on Friday a man had been detained after women sunning themselves in Rotterdam's parks and beaches claimed he would sneak up on them and begin to lick their toes.
"The officers had to let him go. Licking a stranger's toes is rather unusual but there is really nothing criminal about it," the spokesman said.
Dutch press reports said the man, who is about 35, had been licking the toes of strangers for about three years but was only recently caught by police.
Peter van Heemst, a Labour member of parliament, asked Christian Democrat Justice Minister Piet Hein Donner on Friday to explain why Dutch laws forbid littering but not uninvited toe-licking. van Heemst demanded an amendment prohibiting it.
"It is a violation of one's privacy and one's physical integrity," he told a local news agency. "The norm... is that no one should touch your body if you haven't asked them first."
A spokesman for Donner said the minister could not immediately comment.![]()
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IBC is in September. I better hurry up and get to Amsterdam before they pass laws against all kinds of fun there!
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There are some strange mo-fo's in Holland
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Dutch press reports said the man, who is about 35, had been licking the toes of strangers for about three years but was only recently caught by police.
Dutch treat, my ass!
Have to wonder how many skanky toes he sucked during that time. Maybe he has a count of his victims (X10, he he)
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First of all, the toes would be the last think I'd decide to lick on an unsuspecting woman.
Next, to pass a law about it is absurd. If the guy licks someones toes, they have a right to kick him as a self defense practice, because they have been physically an unwillingly violated. And that can be held up in any court. You don't need to make TOE-LICKING itself illegal.