Camel Toez

[Guest]

For those of u unaware of this site , check it out.

http://www.cameltoe.org/womens.html

[Capmaster]

I'm at work (shyaahhh) ...ummm ...I'm at my workplace, and I'll have to pass. I'm not sure how aggesssive the URL keyword traps are.

[DiablosuX102]

haha, funny site.

[thayne]

Mmmmmm, Camel Toez.... 8)

[Ripper2860]

OK. Some of those ladies qualify as the entire CAMEL HOOF!!

[northcat_8]

**as northcat pins his red wings to his collar** he says: That site makes me hungry...


Does anyone listen to Bob and Tom in the mornings? They have a song called Camel Toe...which is playing in my head as I view the sights of that site.

[Ripper2860]

Ahh Yes. A virtual "Buffet" for Northcat. Kind of a Poontang "Golden Corral" !!

Just make sure you get a fresh plate when going back for more. And for god's sake -- wear a bib !!

[northcat_8]

Ahh Yes. A virtual "Buffet" for Northcat. Kind of a Poontang "Golden Corral" !!

Just make sure you get a fresh plate when going back for more. And for god's sake -- wear a bib !!

Bibs are for lamers or newbies with a slow tounge.

[888888]

Very funny. Post your favorite toes!

[flaninacupboard]

i think pacmania is trying to sign up for the association. find one of his posts and take a look at his avatar. seems a bit sus to me.....

[Guest]

My 2 favs



Water Park Toe
Toe Factor: 10 (exquisite specimen)
Seen: Finishing the Accenture Corporate Challenge 1K

Adults do not give kids enough credit. For example, this kid here knows that looking up at his mother's Toe will cause him irreparable harm in later years. So he looks groundward and says, "no mommy...I dont want any Ritz crackers..", hoping that she will put on some shorts or sweatpants. But like all mothers, she is hell-bent on embarrassing her child. Why else would she wear a Dallas Cowboys hat? As if the toe weren't enough to ensure that her son will be beaten up near the tetherball court at LBJ Elementary on Monday. This is further proof that you should never go in the water at those water parks. Just imagine the funk seeping out of this toe into the wave pool. Gives me the willies just thinking about it.





Freakish Toe
Toe Factor: Numbers cannot do it justice
Seen: In Biology books under "Pelvic Defects"

This guy in the foreground is a legend. He found himself in the park, staring down this ridiculous specimen, and knew what he had to do. So he pulled out his Nikon and recorded what can only be described as the Loch Ness Monster of Cameltoes. Many have heard of this rare beast. But few have been able to capture an image of it. The only problem is, we cannot tell whether it is a woman or a man. My instincts say man. But the waifish arms and bulging pelvis say woman. So I must insist that our mystery photographer with the abnormally large forehead solve this mystery for us. Please email us the story behind your sighting. There will be no money. But on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness. So you got that going for you... which is nice.

[Capmaster]

Caption:

"I am not an animal .......I am a camel-toe"

[northcat_8]

My Camel has a club foot.

[888888]

Digital camera- $200

Bus ticket to some shitty park- $1.50

Achieving your 15 minutes of fame online as "that guy next to the horrendously oversized and misshapen cameltoe"- priceless

Here are some of my favorites:






There is also a new contender to the throne of perfect thong on that site Dr. Gee so I advise you to consider.

[Guest]

Making daddy proud.

[Guest]

Heres anothe rgood one\
http://mulletjunky.com/

[flaninacupboard]

the mullets were crap. until i saw micky, the dole scum. "i can hear him in the airing cupoard, pissing and shitting at the same time."

Classic

[Guest]

Pimpley-ass Whale Mullet



The Pimpley-Ass Whale Mullet comes from the same family as the blue whale and humback whale, but the migratory patterns are quite different. This species occasionally surfaces from the depths of our oceans and attempts to blend in with humans. You see, they have primal needs that can't be met in the deep sea environment below. Some of these needs include (but are not limited to): Eating as much greasy fast food as possible, assaulting us with butt crack smell in random places like elevators, driving around in really small cars, staring at children causing them to cry or have nightmares, and finally, appearing as guests on bad American talk shows (i.e. Jerry Springer) where they discuss pathetic subject matter such as "My wife likes me to bark like a dog".

Before entering back into the ocean, the Pimpley-Ass Whale Mullet likes to pop their zits on the sand in hopes of attracting a mate b4 they return to sea.

* As you can see, the Mullestache is present. (And sexy as ever)

[Capmaster]

Pimpley-ass Whale Mullet



The Pimpley-Ass Whale Mullet comes from the same family as the blue whale and humback whale, but the migratory patterns are quite different. This species occasionally surfaces from the depths of our oceans and attempts to blend in with humans. You see, they have primal needs that can't be met in the deep sea environment below. Some of these needs include (but are not limited to): Eating as much greasy fast food as possible, assaulting us with butt crack smell in random places like elevators, driving around in really small cars, staring at children causing them to cry or have nightmares, and finally, appearing as guests on bad American talk shows (i.e. Jerry Springer) where they discuss pathetic subject matter such as "My wife likes me to bark like a dog".

Before entering back into the ocean, the Pimpley-Ass Whale Mullet likes to pop their zits on the sand in hopes of attracting a mate b4 they return to sea.

* As you can see, the Mullestache is present. (And sexy as ever)

There goes my boner I was enjoying from the other posts

[Guest]

Overweight Tecky Mull
Rarely seen in public, the Overweight Tecky Mull hibernates in his cluttered office (which extends into his bedroom and kitchen) Claiming to be working on something 'really important', we know he's actually checkin' out dodgy fetish porn sites and plotting to stalk lame actresses and pop singers (Jennifer Aniston, Britney Spears, etc...). He won't retire from this exhausting routine until the bottom of his Mountain Dew Big Gulp has run dry and he's gotta run down to 7-11 to stock up on more Chocodiles to munch on. Chocodiles and Big Gulps are essential to the survival of such a finely tuned machine




That workspace looks familiar. I think I saw it on a recent post.

[Capmaster]

How did this thread go from camel toes to large, fleshy men??

[Ripper2860]

NTTIFU !!!

(Now this thread is fucked up !!)

[flaninacupboard]

haha, a new classification. now we just need an official indo endorsment.

[Guest]

Pimpley-ass Whale Mullet



The Pimpley-Ass Whale Mullet comes from the same family as the blue whale and humback whale, but the migratory patterns are quite different. This species occasionally surfaces from the depths of our oceans and attempts to blend in with humans. You see, they have primal needs that can't be met in the deep sea environment below. Some of these needs include (but are not limited to): Eating as much greasy fast food as possible, assaulting us with butt crack smell in random places like elevators, driving around in really small cars, staring at children causing them to cry or have nightmares, and finally, appearing as guests on bad American talk shows (i.e. Jerry Springer) where they discuss pathetic subject matter such as "My wife likes me to bark like a dog".

Before entering back into the ocean, the Pimpley-Ass Whale Mullet likes to pop their zits on the sand in hopes of attracting a mate b4 they return to sea.

* As you can see, the Mullestache is present. (And sexy as ever)

There goes my boner I was enjoying from the other posts

Sorry.Does this help?

[Capmaster]

Pimpley-ass Whale Mullet



The Pimpley-Ass Whale Mullet comes from the same family as the blue whale and humback whale, but the migratory patterns are quite different. This species occasionally surfaces from the depths of our oceans and attempts to blend in with humans. You see, they have primal needs that can't be met in the deep sea environment below. Some of these needs include (but are not limited to): Eating as much greasy fast food as possible, assaulting us with butt crack smell in random places like elevators, driving around in really small cars, staring at children causing them to cry or have nightmares, and finally, appearing as guests on bad American talk shows (i.e. Jerry Springer) where they discuss pathetic subject matter such as "My wife likes me to bark like a dog".

Before entering back into the ocean, the Pimpley-Ass Whale Mullet likes to pop their zits on the sand in hopes of attracting a mate b4 they return to sea.

* As you can see, the Mullestache is present. (And sexy as ever)

There goes my boner I was enjoying from the other posts

Sorry.Does this help?

It's criminal. You ruined a perfectly good picture

[northcat_8]

NTTIFU !!!

(Now this thread is fucked up !!)

Where in the hell is Indo when you need him? We are going to need an official ruling on this one...

This thread wasn't fucked up...until Dr. Gee fucked it up...

So is the this a case of: TTIFU or DGIFU

[flaninacupboard]

hahaha little slip up Mr Northcat,

So is the this a case of: TTIFU or DGIFU

Dr Gee Is Fucked Up

[Guest]

hahaha little slip up Mr Northcat,

So is the this a case of: TTIFU or DGIFU

Dr Gee Is Fucked Up

I resent that

[flaninacupboard]

hey, it was northcat that said it! are you gonna sit there and bitch at me, or go after that crazy-ass gun totin' mofo? huh?! :P

[Guest]

Hey,I gotta go with the flow. Check out the new Avi