37 minutes of paris hilton action

[jeex]

i just got ahold of the full length paris hilton sex tape.

it actually not so bad.. it starts off with her focusing the camera on her naked upper portions, its undeniably her..

then it goes to the infamous night vision scene.

after thats over with, paris gives a BJ while she's topless (in colour, decent light), she doesnt take the load, but she does let the guy blow it on her funbags.

its worth a whack

[Hatz]

Ya I saw it too.....does make for a good whack....hehehe.

You know though, I think she would have taken the load if he wanted her to....seems like he pulled out.

Hatz

[shelbyGT]

I assume we used kazaa for this? if not... please direct me

[Hatz]

hmmm nevermind....they arent online anymore.

If you use kazaa or whatever its 41,039kb.....so you know which one to get....not a fake file. The site I had is offline......maybe jeex will know which one to get it from.

Hatz

[Hambone]

You can find it still in some newsgroups.

[jeex]

I assume we used kazaa for this? if not... please direct me

amateurs use kazaa (or those other stupid p2p services).. professional badasses such as myself use private ftp's

because i'm 1337 45 |=|_|ck!!

[pacmania_2001]

Got mine off mIRC. It was in xvid compressed AVI format and was 139mb in size.

Now to pawn off some copies on eBay.

[fmctm1sw]

Who's "she"?

[stiltman]

It passed through a few weeks back. I didn't think much of it.

Least I know how Sony's night shot works though

[mrtristan]

Man, I don't see what all the hype is about the damn Hilton sisters. I couldn't give a flying **** if they fell off the face of the Earth tomorrow morning. What's so special about two rich bitch whores. Wow. They party a lot. That's just great.

Now where can I find that video?

[fmctm1sw]

Paris Hilton, a place or a person?

[thayne]

I used bittorrent, took only about an hour to dl.....

[BJ_M]

notice how freaking thin her neck is ? it's weird -- like some alien ...

[g_shocker182]

Now where can I find that video?

I was trying to find that out for a longass time untill i came upon this site:

link removed - please don't link to porn clips -- plus some legal question as to some of the stuff there - bjm


edit: link removed par bjm - pm me for more info

[g_shocker182]

Paris Hilton, a place or a person?

You've been living under a shoe?


Paris Hilton:
Great-granddaughter of hotel magnate Conrad Hilton, granddaughter of Barron Hilton, and grand-niece of Nicholas Conrad "Nicky" Hilton (the first husband of Elizabeth Taylor.)

Heiress daughter of Rick and Kathy Hilton, of the Hilton Hotel empire.

Popularity skyrocketed after a homemade sex video between her and ex-boyfriend Rick Solomon (Shannen Doherty's estranged husband) scattered all over the internet in October of 2003. The video was made three years ago when she was 19.

http://evajoel2002.free.fr/VPL/Update21/paris_hilton_4673.jpg

[Will Hay]

Man, I don't see what all the hype is about the damn Hilton sisters. I couldn't give a flying **** if they fell off the face of the Earth tomorrow morning. What's so special about two rich bitch whores. Wow. They party a lot. That's just great.

Ditto, I couldn't have put it better myself.
Nice to see we're linking to porn clips now.
W.

[jeex]

Ditto, I couldn't have put it better myself.
Nice to see we're linking to porn clips now.
W.

everyone, dont mind will hay. he's a homosexual, so of course he would have no interest in prime vagina.. or he's a broken man who has settled for everything in life, scaggle wife/gf, scaggle kids.. i'm ashamed to be his father.

of course no normal has ever has a chance of hitting it (short of rape, aka "surprise sex").. but we can whack ourselves in to a delusional state and believe we are banging paris.

/ Moderator BJ_M - bit over the line don't you think ?

[Hatz]

Ditto, I couldn't have put it better myself.
Nice to see we're linking to porn clips now.
W.

everyone, dont mind will hay. he's a homosexual, so of course he would have no interest in prime vagina.. or he's a broken man who has settled for everything in life, scaggle wife/gf, scaggle kids.. i'm ashamed to be his father.

of course no normal has ever has a chance of hitting it (short of rape, aka "surprise sex").. but we can whack ourselves in to a delusional state and believe we are banging paris.

As to quote Will Hay.......Ditto I couldn't have put it better myself. Nice going jeex.

Ok this is strange now.........Jeex is Will's dad...........and is located inside your mom mostly...so that shouldnt be weird for Will. However, Will is tgpo's daddy. So that makes Jeex tgpo's grand-daddy and is inside tgpos grandma.

I wonder how many more people are related on this board.

Hatz

[jeex]

You are in breach of the forum rules and are being issued with a formal warning.
/ Moderator BJ_M - bit over the line don't you think ?

i didnt break any forum rules. i've called will hay a homosexual many times over, and other vcdhelp members and never recieved a warning. and we're all claiming to be each others fathers. this warning is uncalled for and unacceptable. if you dont want me to call people homosexuals, tell me so and i wont do it. but for you to come out of the blue and warn me is wrong.

i called will hay's mother a 'crack whore' on 2 seperate occasions, then he told let me know that he took offense to it and i agreed to no longer do it. we policed ourselves. if will hay has serious offense to me calling him a homosexual (even in jest) i will refrain from doing so.

please remove the card.

sincerely,

jeex

[Will Hay]

It's true BJ_M, I am a "bummer", a "gay bummer".
The pictures of me and my son posted a while ago have been generated via Photoshop.
I have no son, no marriage, just a diseased set of genitals.

I confess, jeex (my father) has me 'banged to rights'.

I'm a "homo-bummer".



Joking apart, as I've been asked for my thoughts...
....remove the card.
I have no objection to personal insults as long as they're meant in the context of joke.
My family is a different matter.

Will Hay

[g_shocker182]

The pictures of me and my son posted a while ago have been generated via Photoshop.

That was Paint Shop Pro , thank you very much.

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yo mods - the link i gave was a link to a comedy page like that of collegehumor.com

i never gave a direct link, so why so anal (no pun intended) about it?

[BJ_M]

when you say its a link to a porn movie , and knowing how always honest you are - we just assume it IS a link to a porn movie --

no reason to think otherwise -- site was down when i checked before ... i figured from all the wankers trying to d/l PH 's "i'm a movie star" . I already d/l it to see what all the mess (i mean fuss) was about.

now we need a poll "who makes the best home movies"

there would be a few contenders ...

:P

[rendalunit]

Ok this is strange now.........Jeex is Will's dad...........and is located inside your mom mostly...so that shouldnt be weird for Will. However, Will is tgpo's daddy. So that makes Jeex tgpo's grand-daddy and is inside tgpos grandma.

[indolikaa]

It's threads like this that keep me coming back to dvdrhelp.com.

[shelbyGT]

got it, saw it. Fun for a novelty sake, but I've seen/received better than that.

[indolikaa]

Fun for a novelty sake, but I've seen/received better than that.

Ditto. She's not even Bloodhound Gang material.

[Will Hay]

The pictures of me and my son posted a while ago have been generated via Photoshop.

That was Paint Shop Pro , thank you very much.

Erm, I was insinuating I personally had added a baby to that picture to make it look like I was a family man (and not a "bummer"), but thanks for clearing that up.
Jeesh, you need to let that Simmons thing go "doooooooooooooooood".
Will

[Devanshu]

Got it, saw it, its alright. Personally, I think she looks hotter w/ longer hair.

[g_shocker182]

The pictures of me and my son posted a while ago have been generated via Photoshop.

That was Paint Shop Pro , thank you very much.

Erm, I was insinuating I personally had added a baby to that picture to make it look like I was a family man (and not a "bummer"), but thanks for clearing that up.
Jeesh, you need to let that Simmons thing go "doooooooooooooooood".
Will

i was joking about it ... bc i thought thats what you were talking about