New Poll Ideas

[fritzi93]

I visit this forum frequently because:

1) Nobody's answered my question yet! And I want an answer now

2) I'm looking for any and every opportunity to show off.

3) I'm a lurker too scared to post a dumb question. But they all get asked anyway (and repeatedly).

4) If I didn't, I might miss a TGPO joke.

[dwill123]

How about:

Rock
Rap
Metal
Country
R&B
Jazz

[Will Hay]

Did you get what you wanted for Christmas

1) yes
2) no
3) sort of, but my 5' 6" blow-up of tgpo is stuck in the mail

I imagine the responses would be funnier than than the poll results, I get a tonne of shite every year
Will

[Will Hay]

How about...

How do you hang the toilet paper in your home?

Over the roll
Under the roll
Vertically
I've never really noticed until tgpo pointed it out

You missed an option....


....I don't use it, I use the rug, wall, trousers

[stiltman]

How much spam do you get a day/week/month

1. 10% OK so someone at work is screwing with me
2. 20% Dang what's the deal here?
3. 30% I find it to be a rather annoying
4. 40% of everything I get damn it!
5. 50% I'm tired of telling them to stop sending it me
6. 60% I have givin up on the opt-out list link
7. 70% I just realized the opt-out list link was a scam!
8. 80% of everything I get is for either enlargement drugs or how to please the woman in 5 minutes
9. 90% Geez, I hate all those AOL forwarding morons
10. 0% I don't get any Ha Ha 'user
11. tgpo won't top sending me pregnant MAC pictures...that sicko!

[Treebeard]

On new years eve I will do or did :

1 Get so trashed i dont remember what i did
2 Im too old to stay up til midnight
3 spent the night w/ spouse/girlfriend watching tv
4 last thing i remember is Tgpo dressed up like an oompa loompa.

[Will Hay]

1 )Who's the biggest moderator wanker, the one with his head so far up his arse he can smell his own fetid breath.

2) Who's the biggest member wanker, the one with his head so far up his arse he can smell his own fetid breath.

Just a couple of thoughts.
Will

[hech54]

What Drives You?

1)I only buy domestic cars because foreign cars are junk.

2)I only buy foreign cars because domestic cars are junk.

3) My thumb.

4) Public transportation.

5) I just bum a ride off of tgpo whenever possible.

[p0rnLiME]

Do you know anything about Norway? Yes\No.

And it would be funny if people posted what they claimed to know about the country

This one works with other countrys to.

[tgpo]

2) Who's the biggest member wanker, the one with his head so far up his arse he can smell his own fetid breath.

I would love to do this one, but I'm afraid it would royally piss off the people listed in the poll.

[Will Hay]

2) Who's the biggest member wanker, the one with his head so far up his arse he can smell his own fetid breath.

I would love to do this one, but I'm afraid it would royally piss off the people listed in the poll.

**** it, just put me and you in
No, on second thoghts, don't
Will

1 )Who's the biggest moderator wanker, the one with his head so far up his arse he can smell his own fetid breath.

I would love you to do this one, but I think you're afraid it would royally piss off the people listed in the poll.
Will

[pacmania_2001]

1 )Who's the biggest moderator wanker, the one with his head so far up his arse he can smell his own fetid breath.

I would love you to do this one, but I think you're afraid it would royally piss off the people listed in the poll.
Will

I'm game.

[johns0]

My pc was:
1.built by myself
2.bought in the store
3.built in the store for me
4.built by a friend
5.borrowed from a friend and never returned
6.found in a neighbour`s house

[Redeye07]

How did you find DVDRhelp.com?

Search Engine
Another forum mentioned it
A relative told me
A friend told me
Bumped into it by accident
Telepathic message from tgpo

[Geforce]

What do you use your cd/dvd burner more often for

1. Burning home movies
2. Burning music
3. Backing up cds/dvds
4. Burning data discs
5. PORN

[indolikaa]

The primary reason why I wouldn't allow my kids to visit dvdrhelp.com,

* DVD 'minus' R promotes negative stereotypes.
* They don't need to know what mouse pus is or why Will Hay drinks it.
* "Mommy, who is jeex?"
* von Clausewitz, Lenin, Indolikaa. Don't tell me there's no pattern!
* I own an Optorite DVD burner, they might question my intelligence.
* I burn with Memorex discs, they might question my intelligence.
* I burn Memorex discs on an Optorite DVD burner, they might request immediate emancipation.
* I can't handle the abuse I take for using an ATI All-In-Wonder, should they be shamed among their friends for knowing this?!
* DVD Burners don't make coasters, people make coasters.
* Pokeman doesn't swear.
* Neither do smurfs.

And, of course, the tgpo option...

* "Daddy, how come that girl looks like tgpo?"

[NeWcS]

Heres my idea

Subject: Who is sick of tgpo being in every poll.

1) Hell ya
2) Shit ya
3) go away
4) get a life
5) im hell'a sick of it
6) im not



LoL, you know we love you!!!!!

[Will Hay]

Heres my idea

Subject: Who is sick of tgpo being in every poll.

1) Hell ya
2) Shit ya
3) go away
4) get a life
5) im hell'a sick of it
6) im not



LoL, you know we love you!!!!!

I did that one, and I didn't ask/warn him first
Will

[stiltman]

This poll should be added to the front page!!
https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=203749

[Ziffelpig]

I'd have a bigger post count if:

A: I actually knew what I was talking about
B: If I could use the internet at work
c: Anything I can answer has already been answered by Gazorgon,The Village idiot, Tommyknocker, Housepig , Indolika or LordSmurf.
D: The moderators didn't reply so damn fast(BJ-M)
E: I was a post whore and spent all my time in off topic
F: I lurked less and posted more
G: I didn't have a life/other commitments
H: I can't just add a "me too" to every post like TGPO(only kidding but had to put something about The Great Pat O)all though this does apply to a lot of other posters)

[Will Hay]

new poll ideas

...which moderator is the one least known by the members.
Will

[jeex]

how about one where we decide if i should be banned or not??

oh wait.. nevermind


-
will hay is a goddamn fogbreather
-

[stiltman]

How much time do you spend in you vehicle commuting back and forth to work/school? Time is for 1 way.


My mom drives me, while I play with my gameboy
10 minutes
20 minutes
40 minutes and it sucks
1 hour dude and I can't stand it anymore
1+ hour(s) and that's on a good day (someone shoot me)
Zero I use the tgpo transporter...beam my up tgpo!

[TheFamilyMan]

Here's my choice:

Dollar amount of the cracked software that you use to produce your DVD projects:

• a) $0
  b) up to $100
  c) $100 to $500
  d) $500 to $1000
  e) $1000 to $5000
  f) above $5000

I refuse to use cracked software. I have a hard time believing that all the users who post problems with CCE, canopus, etc. really dumped the hundreds to thousands of $ on these packages. It would be interesting feedback. Also, I hate to see this site turn into a gutter for sexual content like so may other newgroups/forums have in the past. Maybe its a sign that this site is on its way out.

[offline]

What is the weirdest film you have ever seen?

2001: the bit at the end
Brain from Planet Aaros
The Cell
The Big Meat Eater
Eating Roul
DreamCatcher
Eyes Wide Shut: what the %$@?
Delicatessen
Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS
Attack of the Nazi Surf Chicks
Repo Man
Attack of the Tomatos
Tgpo's slide show last night!

[offline]

The head of the MPAA and the CEO of Macrovision walk together into
a dark alley where you happen to be waiting. What do you do?

a) Make fair use of their intestines?
b) Force them to watch reruns of "Here's Lucy"
c) Introduce them to Mr. BaseBall Bat
d) Explain softly that you disagree with their actions.. then kill 'em
e) Hit them, pummel them, squash them, shoot them
f) Thank them, steal their trousers, paint them with honey and tie 'em to an ants nest.
g) Let Tgpo "pat" them slowly <shudder>

[jeex]

"which moderator do you hate/dislike/like-the-least?"

list of all the moderators

sefy is immune though. sefy in 2004!




eh? yeahhh

[offline]

POLL REQUEST:

I think this deserves to be made a front page poll. Not that this is a democracy (Baldrick owns it) but perhaps if the peasants revolted??

Vote: A new forum just for Digital Video?

[offline]

Violence In Films: Is there too much?

- Is that what you want? Is that what you want??!
- You have to ask yourself one quesion, do you feel lucky.. Punk!!
- I'm comming to geeeet youuuuu
- I'll be back!!
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining!
- I'm gonna tear you a new arsehole!!
- Yes, more sex please, we're British
- Frankly my dear, I do not give a damn.
- I'll ask TGPO's mom, she's down in the fruit cellar..

[tgpo]

Great ideas. I'll put the DV one up for now.