STANDARD BONEHEAD REPLY FORM (version 3,643.7)

[Feslmogh]

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STANDARD BONEHEAD REPLY FORM (version 3,643.7)
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(check all boxes that apply)

Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] Flamer
[ ] "Me too"-er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Racist [ ] Fed
[ ] Stereotypical AOLer [ ] Freak [ ] Troller
[ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Satanist [ ] "Expert"

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
[ ] You posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your
lame statement
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You make no sense
[ ] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[ ] Your sig/alias/server is dreadful
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
[ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal
[ ] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov, etc.
[ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable
[ ] You made a baseless assertion
[ ] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for
NO APPARENT REASON
[ ] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway

To Repent, You Must:

[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're
doing
[ ] Stop masturbating for a week
[ ] Read every group you posted to for a week
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Tell your Mommy to up your medication
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
(monitor must be plugged in)
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read and memorize the FAQ
[ ] Print your home phone number in your ads
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship morons
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] Go back to school and actaully learn something
[ ] Learn how to post or get off the site
[ ] All of the above

[sullen]

Addendum to Form:

You are being flamed because:
[] You are color blind and did not read the notice at the top of the post form reminding you NOT to request, post links to warez, etc. and to use the search BEFORE posting

[gambit32]

Addendum to Form #2

You Are Being Flamed Because:
[] You completely ignored the really long menu of topics to the left and decided that reading what's contained there would not be in your best interest and posted something like "How do I convert an avi file to a VCD?"

To repent you must:
[] Successfully rip a DVD with a regular old CD-rom and refrain from making a new posts until that time. (Haha...that's never)

[pacmania_2001]

You keep getting flamed because
[ ]You keep posting urban legends asking whether they are true when the site you provide the link too has proved conclusively they arent or they are

To stop getting flamed you must
[ ] Stop posting that type of message

[Feslmogh]

...ouch...

[klay51]

Well I dont have anyhing at all against u felsmogh by posting that message for no reason u seem to be doing what the message is agaisnt. I dont care if u post urban legends..i personally enjoyed thos topics; i partiularly enjoyed the x-ray thing. Not casue m a perv just casue i never new there was technology to do that. why do u care pacmania if he posts whatever he wants on an off-topic forum?

[Riot_Inc]

Addendum to Form#3
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ]You lack the ability to spell correctly.

_________________
...i'd rather die, than give you control...(bow down before the one you serve, you're gonna get what the Love you deserve)..




<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Riot_Inc on 2001-08-20 19:10:20 ]</font>

[Riot_Inc]

Addendum To Form #4

You're Being Flamed Because:
[ ]You don't know how to credit the right authors of topics.

[Feslmogh]

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On 2001-08-20 17:57:20, klay51 wrote:
Well I dont have anyhing at all against u felsmogh by posting that message for no reason u seem to be doing what the message is agaisnt. I dont care if u post urban legends..i personally enjoyed thos topics; i partiularly enjoyed the x-ray thing. Not casue m a perv just casue i never new there was technology to do that. why do u care pacmania if he posts whatever he wants on an off-topic forum?
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I took it as a joke myself. Time to time I also enjoy a little off topic fun.

[pacmania_2001]

I was being sarcastic when i posted that so dont take it too serious

[stiltman]

I think this is a perfect resurection considering the mood of old timers lately

[guns1inger]

I didn't recognise any of the names, then I saw the dates. Did you have this book marked ? Or do you have a lot of time on your hands at the moment ?

[Supreme2k]

You probably didn't recognize them because they are mostly Short-Timers.

VH FOR LIFE! POR LA VIDA!





of course, back then it was probably Betamaxtapehelp.com

[stiltman]

I didn't recognise any of the names, then I saw the dates. Did you have this book marked ? Or do you have a lot of time on your hands at the moment ?

I was cleaning up an old computer and noticed the link to it, but it was a broken link. I did a search and came up with a good link. I also remember post this to a newsgroup I used to visit on a regular bases
Thought it was REAL fitting too.

[Noahtuck]

The only name i recognize is pacmania_2001

VH FOR LIFE! POR LA VIDA!

That is a scarey thought

of course, back then it was probably Betamaxtapehelp.com

VCDHelp if i remember correctly... back when VCD's were NEW and the big thing!!
But that was a long time ago and i've killed a few memories since then

[lordsmurf]

This is a pretty good checklist.

We should create a similar checklist, that can be given out to bonehead salesmen at stores like Best Buy.
[ ] Memorex is NOT "one of the best brands".
[ ] etc

[MeDiCo_BrUjO]

What happened with the...

P.S.

[ ] STFU!

...option?