testing

[Riot_Inc]

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Riot_Inc on 2001-08-02 10:43:29 ]</font>

[Riot_Inc]

Sad news about Beer.


You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable. Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer within a one hour period.

It was observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

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A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs.,
20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy just faints dead away and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks "Are you OK??"

In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?"

The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have A 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guys says, "Thank God!!! I thought you said 'Turn Around'."
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There's a fellow who is an avid golfer.

Actually he's a golf fanatic. Every Saturday he has an early tee time, gets
up early and golfs all day

One Saturday morning, he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs
out of the closet, and goes out to his car to drive to the course. It is
raining a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed with the rain and the
wind is blowing 50 mph.

He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel.
>From there he finds it's going to be bad weather all day.

He puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly undresses and slips back
into bed where he cuddles up to his wife's back, and whispers, "The
weather out there is terrible.

To which she replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing?"