I know this isn't the right place to ask this, but I'm at my wit's end. I've tried music recognition software, r/tipofmytongue, and various forums and chatrooms, and still found no definitive answer. Not even the video's creator knows, and I religiously scour the comments to see if someone knew the name of this song.

In the last place I posted, someone proposed that it could be Muzak ripped off an old Seeburg record with someone else linking a playlist; I've skimmed through it, and haven't found the song. Another person said it might be from Purple Planet or another website. I was hoping, in the sea of video editors, someone night know the song, know where to find it, or even have a clean sample of it. Any help is appreciated.

It's this song at 1:08.