If real life proceeded like a videohelp thread

[bigass]

If real life discussions proceeded like videohelp discussions

Question:
Which bus should I take to get from Main and Church to Front and Water on a Thursday afternoon?

Reply 1:
You could use BicyclRdr, and use pedal() gearup() and hillNav() to get from Main and Church and go crosstown through the backroads, into the ravine, and come out near Front and Water, then use FootWlkr to go the rest of the way, and use ArriveMux after that once you get there.

Reply 2:
Instead of hillNav() try hillClimb(). hillNav hasn't worked right since v2.1.

Reply 3:
Definitely hillNav(). hillClimb() introduces too many bumps on the route.

Reply 4:
You should just walk.

Reply 5:
You'll need to show us the schematics of your bus before we can help you, noob.

Reply 6:
What you're not considering is that moving from car space to bus space is going to lead to data loss, so you're better off just staying in car space until the last step this, or better yet, just get a car. Buses are not powerful enough for what you're trying to do. Take a defensive driving course and you'll be glad you did. You're welcome.

OP:
The buses run all day and I have a bus pass. I'm just wondering if anyone knows which bus is the most direct route.

Reply 7:
Listen, smartass, put up your own solution or shut the hell up. These people know about bikes and cars, okay? If you insist on disregarding their expertise, you deserve what you get.

Reply 8:
OP is obviously a troll.

Reply 9:
Buses aren' t bikes stupid. Read the "What is a bike" entry before asking stupid questions.

Reply 10:
I downloaded a bike from bittorrent can i watch it on my dvd player?????

[bendixG15]

Reply 11:
What color bus ??
The blue ones are faster than the yellow ones, but the green ones have a cute driver.

[DB83]

Reply 12:

I trust you bought the bus since if you rented it, even for just one day, you get no help 'round 'ere.

[yoda313]

Very funny.

I guess a locked thread is the equivalent of a ticket and getting banned is a life sentence in this reality huh?

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[budwzr]

Hahaha, bigass you're a hoot.

That happens because the topic is boring, so some people chime in with bunk. Once you get used to it, it's fun.

[TreeTops]

Until you ask about fungus on dvd's.

[Noahtuck]

Step AWAY form the crack pipe!!!!!!!

LOL!!!

[budwzr]

Watch out for vapor smokers. That stuff is "worst than ciggerettes".

I don't get the fungus post. Can't you just bleach it?

I like to call the excess information in threads "slag".

[redwudz]

I banned a real spammer from this thread, so it has another of the typical forum problems.

[budwzr]

To me, it's all good. This place is pretty tame compared to the old days. I came in as a total noob, got bashed over the head on my first post.

But the strange thing is it forced me to learn on my own and think for myself. So i don't consider it a bad thing, necessarily.

[stiltman]

IBTL

Go Redwingers!

OP, Buy a freaking car...buses are for losers

[ranchhand]

Whatever bus you take, just don't get thrown under it by our members, especially Heck!

[gadgetguy]

I heard that Bus has been discontinued but that your pass may be good for a discount at Taxi.com. Wouldn't hurt to check.

[Placebo]

Its risky to use the double bicycle() since MPAA has filed a lawsuit against it. It may stop working midway

[tgpo]

I got on the NakedGeek bus and it crashed.

[lordsmurf]

I got on the NakedGeek bus and it crashed.

Yes ... "crashed" ...