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he be making comments so cruel. He's my identical twin... Or is he??? TGPO quickly dropped his pants revealing his Mac Classic. With pants around their ankles, they stammered towards each other and attempted to insert the blank dvdr into the Mac Classic. After many attempts pushing, poking, prodding they discovered that there is no dvd drive in the Mac Classic, so they devised another approach...
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- Nov 2002
- Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
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Hello Ladies
- Jul 2003
- Studio 54
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They went and asked Elvis to help them. Elvis dumbfounded by their gay actions, wacked them both upside the head. Rod watching all of this came over and told Elvis to do it again, just to make sure they wouldn't attempt to do any more gayish stuff. Elvis tried but both TGPO and Will ducked at the last second....Just as Elvis's hand was about to hit Rod in the head...
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he spontaneosuly combusted! TGPO grabbed will, and used him as a human shield!!
With a mirthful laugh, Baldrick shouted "so it -is- possible! a Mac can burn a DVD-R!"
Dropping the corpse of will, tgpo turned to make a witty retort. as the words started to leav his mouth, wills hands leapt at TGPO's ankles, and shouted "Brrrraaaaaains!" -
Because Elvis was really a zombie, and was trying to eat Will's brain, before he was fully dead. TGPO grabbed Elvis.........
"Don't try to be a great man. Just be a man, and let history make its own judgment."
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and said "It's about bloody time!!!" We've always had compatibility issues and now I'm rid of that ol' Will. Now I can put my efforts into upgrading my Mac Classic. But wait... is it true??? You mean there is no upgrade path for Macintosh?!?!? AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! At that same moment in time Elvis pulled out a shiny new Wintel system. TGPO was in such awe he...
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...said nothing but kicked off Elvis's car out of the way. Meanwhile a calf appeared in the guise of a mini-DVD. It said, "I am the offspring of the cow that was dressed up as the DVDR". Turning to Baldrick, it added ...
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I am very tasty with lingonberries.At that point Bill Gates entered the room and said...
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...anyone else here been pied?....
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- Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
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This caught Baldrick totally off-guard. He sat back and thought... I've been poked, I've been probed, I've been pickled and I've been pissed - but never have I been pied. He then turned to face Bill and planted a swift kick to his crotch. Bill fell like an autumn leaf while Baldrick scolded "Now stay down you miserable piece of cow dung!"
All cheered, obviously with the exception of Bill. The calf turned to face the two and ... -
Expressed his concern for Bill, saying to Baldrick, "how could you do that? He's my father!" TGPO looked at the dead cow dressed as a DVDR laying on the floor, then at the calf dressed as a mini DVDR and said............
"Don't try to be a great man. Just be a man, and let history make its own judgment."
Zefram Cochrane
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"Wake up, Wake up!"
Just then Baldrick awoke from his nap. It turns out that all of the DVD-R business was just a dream. Baldrick then went into his kitchen to fix some breakfast. As he was fixing his cereal there was a knock on the door, he opened it to find.... -
A tall blond swedish girl. He couldn't control himself (
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made her lunch and showed her his computer.The attractive woman then said "your new computer looks like a Commodore 64,is that why your website is soooo slow?" to that Baldrick replied...
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"Yes, but it is much more stable that any version of Windows." He continied to make her lunch when he noticed that she was now laying on the couch with nothing but...
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peanut butter...
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...separating him from the only woman he had been with who was not made of inflatable vinyl. He took his eyes off of her for a moment and looked down and saw he had accidentally spread Jiffy on his palm, and missed the bread completely. He blushed then....
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reached down and grabbed on to his 5.25 inch floppy. Due to the oozing and tingling (it was chunky peanut butter...) he awoke. This was a dream within a dream - so where did the peanut butter come from?!?!?
He then rolled on his side and looked solidly into the eyes of... -
jeex, who had recently tattoed dozens of swastika's all over his body, and a 1cm block under his nose.
He was foaming out the mouth and screaming obscenities at the top of his voice when...tgpo, my real dad, told me to make a maximum of 5,806 posts on vcdhelp.com in one lifetime. So I have. -
Dave Grohl burst into the room, and his hands swelled to an enormous size! he grabbed Jeex and tried to drag him out of the bed, when the rest of the band dressed in drag burst into the room too! Was this still all a dream?!
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No, luckily for the rest of the normal folk on dvdrhelp.com it wasn't.
Jeex tried to stand on the one leg that hadn't splintered into sixteen peices, but the rest of the band kept...tgpo, my real dad, told me to make a maximum of 5,806 posts on vcdhelp.com in one lifetime. So I have. -
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- Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
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playing on. Jeex was now slowly sinking to the ground with bone in what he thought to be his good leg was snapping, almost exploding under the pressure of his weight. Now just moments away from total collapse he reached towards Dave Grohl begging that he play just one more song.
Jeex died as he laid there. A broken man but a happy soul. Baldrick, returning from his water closet now fresh as the morning dew looked at Jeex and screamed... -
..."thank God for that, what a drama Queen" but, as he turned to his wardrobe, intending to try out those figure hugging dresses donated by Virtualis, a eery chill passed through him and, as the mist cleared, there, in the corner of the room stood none other than.......
tgpo, my real dad, told me to make a maximum of 5,806 posts on vcdhelp.com in one lifetime. So I have. -
adam dressed as a cat telling Baldrick "this mushroom will make you tall and this mushroom will make you small" dumbfounded Baldrick ate the tall mushroom and...
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Hello Ladies
- Jul 2003
- Studio 54
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started turning into Bill Gates....Adam laughing his ass off, said you should never trust a person dressed as a cat offering mushrooms. Mean while Baldrick was slowly turning into Bill Gates and there was nothing he could do, or could he? He had to think fast, what can I do to stop this? Then he remembered, I have to
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..."remember to give Gina CraigTucker's phone number, she's been pestering me for it for an age now. Oh, what the hell, I think I have his address somewhere". Baldrick went routing through his desk drawer, looking for his contact book when, out of the corner of his eye, he spotted his old....
tgpo, my real dad, told me to make a maximum of 5,806 posts on vcdhelp.com in one lifetime. So I have. -
Accordion. He grabbed it and.........
"Don't try to be a great man. Just be a man, and let history make its own judgment."
Zefram Cochrane
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Started playing the worst polka you've ever heard. Just then................
"Don't try to be a great man. Just be a man, and let history make its own judgment."
Zefram Cochrane
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the RIAA crashed through the door and fined bladrick $3000. He realised he needed the $3000 to upgrade the forum servers, and decided the only way to make back the money was to.....
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...lap dance, although....
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...he always asked himself how could anyone make money making his lap dance. He was desperate, so...
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