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"And hermaphrodite is a word you will come to know and respect around here." She said in a deep voice, and kissed Tgpo full on the lips.
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Hello.
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and suddenly the 20 seconds were up, TGPO worked out what had just been said, and flew off the handle. He grabbed a nearby skateboard and....
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Realized he had no idea how to ride one, but.........
"Don't try to be a great man. Just be a man, and let history make its own judgment."
Zefram Cochrane
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smashed her/his/it's head off with it. Once it was dead he turned and....
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.........said: "Elvis has left the building!" and started to laugh histerically until........
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Hello Ladies
- Jul 2003
- Studio 54
he realized Elvis was still standing in the corner. Elvis walked over and smacked TGPO up side the head and said....
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.......:"For God's sake, tgpo, it is already 4 pages into this story and you still don't know how to fit The Godfather trilogy on 1 CD in DVD quality!!! Shame on you, stop posting in Off Topic!!!" TGPO took the dead cow dressed as a big DVDR by it's leg and.......
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Showed it to Elvis, and said, I'm not sure I can put it on a CD, but, as God as my witness, I shall put it on this cow dressed as a DVDR!!! Elvis looked at Baldrick, then at TGPO and said....
"Don't try to be a great man. Just be a man, and let history make its own judgment."
Zefram Cochrane
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........: "I believe you have my stapler!", then took off his pants showing the big red...........
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...swingline. Baldrick wanted to know why TGPO was using the swingline instead of the issued Boston staplers and he replyed the didnt bind up as much as....
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Hello Ladies
- Jul 2003
- Studio 54
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my tity whities my mom forces me to wear....Baldrick bursted into laughter.....Elvis peed from laughing so hard. TGPO (face turning red) said....
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...nothing. He just stood there crying like a baby, when all of a sudden who came into the room? why none other than.....
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Rod Serling. He walked up to TGPO and said, "you've crossed over to another dimension. A dimension of sight, of sound, of mind. I wondrous land whos boundaries are that of imagination". TGPO looked at Baldrick and said...
"Don't try to be a great man. Just be a man, and let history make its own judgment."
Zefram Cochrane
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...yo g! is he fo' real dawg? I'm bout to bitch slap dat....
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When all of a sudden, in popped....
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TGPO's long lost twin, Will Hay! He looked at TGPO and said...
"Don't try to be a great man. Just be a man, and let history make its own judgment."
Zefram Cochrane
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Member
- Nov 2002
- Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
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Let's try a little experiment... Let us see if you are able to squeeze into my tity whities with me. As they were wiggling and squirming TGPO had a revelation! I think I know how to fit that God Father trilogy on a single DVDR! All that you need is...
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...to lower the tit rate, I mean lower the bit rate to such value as to make them all fit, like you and are fitting into this...
But right then and there as she snapped the clasp shut, he lost his train of thought, and could not remember the one solution to this dilemma that had evaded him all this time. "I hate when that happens," he muttered. "it is just like the time I had came up with the formula for turning water into gasoline. I saw Anna Kournikova for the first time, poof! I still cannot remember the formula. Now I have to moderate for a living." He sniffed.
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"close case."
said the police officer, taking a photo of will and tgpo. They were both carged with indecent public behaviour and taken straight to the local police station. but all was not lost, baldrick appeared at the bars of their cell and said... -
...I have some bad news. Tgpo, Will, you're brothers.
This news sent shockwaves around the dvdrhelp community but, despite their obvious good looks, great sense of humour, incredible ability to attract the opposite sex and all round charm they didn't get on from that moment on, in fact, straight after their release they....tgpo, my real dad, told me to make a maximum of 5,806 posts on vcdhelp.com in one lifetime. So I have. -
organised a gigantic bundle by Tower Bridge things were just getting interesting with Will Hay punching Baldrick, TGPO punching Gina, Jeex punching everyone. When suddenly David Blaine stepped in and ....
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... and tgpo and will were left standing in the dole queue as Will Hay has just been fired for spending too much time in offtopic and tgpo failed his school exams for doing the same. It was then when they realized ...
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...there was a glitch in the matrix, although.....
tgpo, my real dad, told me to make a maximum of 5,806 posts on vcdhelp.com in one lifetime. So I have. -
this was not detected in the usual manner of watching cats, but watching jeex killing a cat. the same cat. over and over and over again. TGPO reckoned that looked a laugh, and tried to see if he could kill will over and over again, which he......
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...couldn't, as Will had watched far too many of tgpo's kung fu movies and, as they were both slopped from the the same tub, already had a kung-fu mentality which he used to great effect.
"Hiii-ya!" he shouted, as he flew through the air and landed a perfect size nine football boot on the side of his siblings head.
"Oi, you two" shouted Baldrick, "stop pissing about and get back to boring people to death on my off-topic forum".
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Member
- Nov 2002
- Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
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TGPO picked himself up off the floor. Walking past a mirror he examined the imprint from his brother's size nine football boot on the side of his head and wondered how a size five foot could fit into a size nine boot and leave such an imprint. Dazed and confused he walked back to his brother Will and said "Drop your pants!"...
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"NO", said Will, because if I do, you'll see I'm really a....
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well endowed porn star. But tgpo tols him "NOW!" To to everyone's shock....
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...he drops his pants to reveal a blank dvdr where his manhood should be.
Tgpo, not to be outdone, takes off his shirt to reveal....tgpo, my real dad, told me to make a maximum of 5,806 posts on vcdhelp.com in one lifetime. So I have. -
...Tgpo's credibility gap.
"You call yourself a porn star?" They roared. "What are you, the body double for the midget!" They guffawed.
"It-it's cold here! Yeah, it's cold in here!" he stammered. his face going beet red. How could he...Hello.
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