help batch code processor

[gamemaniaco]

Is there any software that provides me the Batch Processor code without me having to open the PC because he is under warranty and I can not open it

[OllieTSB]

Now, folks, I have no clue what this is about. Should we ask serious questions to ascertain the Real Issue?

(And, yes, Virginia, PCs are male. Ships and boats are female. PCs are male. Although, with the amount of insertions required, I certainly don't want to address what kind of 'male'.)

[aedipuss]

oh go ahead, but it's most likely which cpu batches grow the least mold.

[DB83]

Sorry. I just farted.

[OllieTSB]

Gee - what if he discovers Sandra Lite?

Or could this be the CPU & Internals equivalent of MTBF Guessing on his 2007 Samsung monitor? "How much longer will my CPU work before it's cooling fan helicopters it away from the motherboard and smashes into power-supply?"

"How much longer will the RAM sticks work before exploding in a great ball of petrochemical flames, like all those '70s car-chase films?"

MULTIPLE CHOICE ANSWER:

A. Imminent

B. Sooner than later

C. Minutes from now

D. Probably tomorrow

[gamemaniaco]

sandra shows in the batch code? I'll just download this software if you are sure you have this code