How to show your neighbors "who is the boss"

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http://www.thestarpress.com/article/20090311/NEWS06/90311022

Yorktown man arrested on exposure charge

YORKTOWN — A man arrested for allegedly masturbating at his mailbox Tuesday afternoon told police he was showing his neighbors “who was boss,” according to police reports.

Daniel T. Doster Jr., 42, 8501 W. Pleasant Road, faces preliminary charges of vicarious sexual gratification, a class D felony carrying a maximum three-year prison term.

According to witness accounts, Doster’s behavior took place while a 19-month old neighbor boy was playing in his yard with his mother.

Tuesday was Doster's second arrest since Jan. 20 on allegations that he was masturbating by his mailbox. Doter is facing a charge of public indecency in Muncie City Court in connection with the Jan. 20 arrest.

Yorktown officer Mike Daugherty arrested Doster around 4:30 p.m.

“Once I read him his rights, Daniel admitted to me that he was standing at the mailbox masturbating to show his neighbors who was boss,” Daugherty wrote in the probable cause affdavit.

[Xylob the Destroyer]

That's awesome that his address is provided.
I tried checking out a street view on GoogleMaps so I could see what was so sexy about his mailbox, but no street view available for Stixville Indiana...
"Yorktown weirdo totally desperate for any kind of attention" should be the headlin.

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[MeDiCo_BrUjO]

I think the one that is better suited to the occasion would be:

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[greymalkin]

this makes absolutely no sense..how is that showing somebody you're the boss? Unless you really mean you want to be shown who's boss when you're in prison...he'll probably get lots of attention in there and he'll wish it was the mailbox standing next to him.

[lordsmurf]

Maybe he had a foot-long, or something?

[northcat_8]

Maybe the lady who delivers the mail is real hot.