The best joke I ever made that no one understood

[PuzZLeR]

You don't want to know what I wrote in the memo of my check when I payed off a parking ticket once... It would be off topic because it's certainly NOT funny...

[northcat_8]

Got a new one. Wife and I went to my son's college campus for a visit.

We go into Penn Station, I'm the last one in line, my wife orders, my son orders, and the kid working the counter is just flying through writing stuff down, not even looking up, asking questions on condiments, etc.

So when it comes my turn to order, I sign...as in sign language my order.

Now I don't know sign language other than the gestures I use while driving...but the kid didn't know I didn't know, and he evidently didn't know sign language either.

I go through some signs, and the kid says "um...uh...I don't understand"
My son turns around, apologizes and I resign it and he looks at the kid and say "yea, he'll take a medium Italian sub"
The kid asks if I want mayo, peppers, etc.
My son says "I don't know, but if he wants any of that he better learn how to talk, I don't know the signs for them." and just turns around and walks on.

The kid, just looks at me and nods his head like he's Japanese, like he was bowing and the scared/shocked expression on that kid's face was priceless.

When we got to our table, my wife who disappeared just as soon as she saw me signing told us we were both going to hell.

[Lucifers_Ghost]

Got a new one. Wife and I went to my son's college campus for a visit.

We go into Penn Station, I'm the last one in line, my wife orders, my son orders, and the kid working the counter is just flying through writing stuff down, not even looking up, asking questions on condiments, etc.

So when it comes my turn to order, I sign...as in sign language my order.

Now I don't know sign language other than the gestures I use while driving...but the kid didn't know I didn't know, and he evidently didn't know sign language either.

I go through some signs, and the kid says "um...uh...I don't understand"
My son turns around, apologizes and I resign it and he looks at the kid and say "yea, he'll take a medium Italian sub"
The kid asks if I want mayo, peppers, etc.
My son says "I don't know, but if he wants any of that he better learn how to talk, I don't know the signs for them." and just turns around and walks on.

The kid, just looks at me and nods his head like he's Japanese, like he was bowing and the scared/shocked expression on that kid's face was priceless.

When we got to our table, my wife who disappeared just as soon as she saw me signing told us we were both going to hell.

Thats hilarious lol