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    Flushed with Anger -- Sky Toilet Horror
    January 22, 2002 8:58 am EST

    OSLO (Reuters) - An American woman had no need to fasten her seatbelt on a flight from Scandinavia to the United States after a high-pressure vacuum flush sealed her to the toilet seat of the transatlantic airliner.
    The woman filed a complaint with Scandinavian Airlines System (SAS) after her ordeal on a Boeing 767 flight last year. She got sucked in after pushing the flush button while seated, activating a system to clean the toilet by vacuum, the airline said Monday.

    "She could not get up by herself and had to sit on the toilet until the flight had landed so that ground technicians could help her get loose," a SAS spokeswoman told Reuters. "She was stuck there for quite a long time."

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  2. The title of this post should be "How not to flush on an airplane".
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  3. Oh, for those interested... she was stuck on the toilet for 7 hours!
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  4. Its clearly her own fault for having such a fat arse.....
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    Originally Posted by bilbogod
    Its clearly her own fault for having such a fat arse.....
    That is exactly what I was thinking. But of course the article doesn't say if she's a pig so we are forced to assume so. I bet they even gave her the in flight meals while she was on the toilet.

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  6. Btw - I've heard stories about people losing their testicles by flushing these vacuum toilets before standing up oooouuuuuchhhh!!!!!

    This all reminds me of a little story that I once heard (Oh no here he goes!!

    It was this woman who went to her doctors in order to consider breast enlargement. She was pretty strapped for cash and ask what the cheapest alternative was to silicon. The doctor promptly informed her that if she wiped her breasts twice a day with bog paper they should soon grow bigger. "How the hell is that going to work", asked the woman irately. The doctor took one look at her up and down and replied "Well it worked well enough on your arse didn't it??"

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  7. What in the world is bog paper?
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  8. Loo roll, toilet roll, toilet paper, shit rag, arse wipe, defacation cleansers, andrex.... I dunno but you get the idea yeah
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