What to do if you can't get laid...

[zzyzzx]

http://www.jacksonville.com/tu-online/stories/011302/met_8327229.html

ANIMAL SEX ARREST: Jacksonville police on a burglary stakeout arrested a homeless man they saw having sex with a dog in a park.

Officers said they were in Kooker Park on Haines Street late Thursday when they saw a man lure a small brown dog into the park with a bag of food. The officers were less than 5 feet away when they said the man undressed, grabbed the dog and began having sex with it.

When they confronted the man, he told them, "I can't get no girl," according to a police report.

During the arrest, police said they found a crack pipe in the man's pocket.

Troy Tyrone Merchant, 34, was charged with indecent exposure and possession of drug paraphernalia. He remained in the Duval County jail yesterday on $2,500 bond.

[bilbogod]

Yeah I can just imagine how this one went :-

" common doggie common, eat my sweet doggie... its the one sticking through at the bottom of the bag"

Whats wrong with people like this, you can't fool a dog that easily......... they know the difference between a real and a fake BONE

[ApacheWraith]

bilbo, speaking of real and fake, I went to ManBeef.com what is up with that? Is it a joke? I looked all over the place for the entertainment only disclaimer, but to no avail. Tell us the truth, does human meat really taste like chicken?

LOL
Wraith

[bilbogod]

Well I don't really know yet...I got a human brisket joint in the freezer.. Takes 2 damn days to defrost.....I'll let u know when I've tried it