The husband, the wife and the gorilla

[MackemX]

It's a beautiful, warm spring morning; a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt. The zoo is not very busy this morning.

As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a large, hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow some more. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.

Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up. Show your thighs and sort of fan it at him," he says. This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy, and now hes doing flips.

Then the husband grabs his wife, rips open the door to the cage, flings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut.

"Now, tell HIM you have a headache.

[AlecWest]

True story. A few years ago, I visited my local zoo and there was a very large gorilla behind a thick window (no bars, just a thick window). Anyhoo, I'd just seen a "nature" special indicating that gorillas show hositility to one another by bearing their teeth and beating their chests. So, I walked up to the window, beared my teeth and beat my chest ... and the gorilla launched himself toward the window, bouncing off it hard. I thought I was going to piss my pants, hehe.

[MackemX]

True story. A few years ago, I visited my local zoo and there was a very large gorilla behind a thick window (no bars, just a thick window). Anyhoo, I'd just seen a "nature" special indicating that gorillas show hositility to one another by bearing their teeth and beating their chests. So, I walked up to the window, beared my teeth and beat my chest ... and the gorilla launched himself toward the window, bouncing off it hard. I thought I was going to piss my pants, hehe.

, you cruel person

instead of pissing your pants laughing, you would have shit your pants if it came through the glass :O

[BJ_M]

i thought that means he wanted to mate with you ...

[MackemX]

i thought that means he wanted to mate with you ...

how would you know who I want to mate with? :P

I know some people misinterpret my posts but come on!

p.s. you were right actually

[BJ_M]

i was speaking to AlecWest , but if the shoe fits ........

[MackemX]

i was speaking to AlecWest , but if the shoe fits ........

the shoes fit but I know something else that does :P

I can't believe I just said that as it's a bit ghey but it's a joke I couldn't resist

[BJ_M]

speaking of which ...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0307062sheep1.html

[MackemX]

speaking of which ...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0307062sheep1.html

why did I click it?

some of your posts should carry health warnings

[ZAPPER]

Farmer to shocked looking wife: Honest honey, I came around to the back of the barn to take a wizz. I was standing here peeing when this little calf came running by. So just for fun I grabbed its tail and then you poked around the corner. Honest.