Jackson not guilty

[HatchetMan]

Another celebrity gets away with a crime.

I guess one could say that he "Beat It"

[burnman99]

Another celebrity gets away with a crime.

I guess one could say that he "Beat It"

Hmmm can he still sing "Smooth Criminal" then?!

Later!

Rog

[BJ_M]

As He Came Into The Window
It Was The Sound Of A Crescendo
He Came Into Her Apartment
He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet
She Ran Underneath The Table
He Could See She Was Unable
So She Ran Into The Bedroom
She Was Struck Down, It Was Her Doom

[Supreme2k]

[BJ_M]

http://www.funnydan.com/media/snipits/Precious.mp3

[zzyzzx]

Another celebrity gets away with a crime.

I guess one could say that he "Beat It"

[Noahtuck]

p.s. @Noahtuck, sorry to spoil the end but it was OJ's son that did it

[zzyzzx]

Interesting that he had 60 designer outfits made for the trial, despite his money wowes.

[AlecWest]

A NOT WORKSAFE photo of a witness who was not called on.

[BJ_M]

that is sick for sure

[zzyzzx]

Michael Jackson Acquitted in Time to Find Missing Utah Boy
6/21/2005

11-year-old Brennan Hawkins, missing for four days in the Wasatch-Cache National Forest, has been found alive by Michael Jackson. Rescuers say that the King of Pop was acquitted just in time to fly to Utah and save the boy.

"It is like a miracle," said rescue worker Aaron Anderson, "Michael arrived at the campsite and asked for a piece of clothing that the boy had worn. After smelling the Boy Scout's "Revenge of the Sith" underwear for several minutes, he got down on all fours and began tracking Brennan's footsteps, grunting and snuffling."

Broken Newz has learned that the odd appearance of Jackson's nose is not due to repeated plastic surgery. Jackson has in fact spent millions on the development of a "bionic nose" which gives him superhuman powers of smell. "I hoped that I would be able to augment other parts of my body for unnaturally advanced performance," said Jackson, "my eyes, hearing, touch, but even my wealth has limits. I plan to boost my skin sensitivity, to the point where I can even feel the subtle, soft differences of skin on a child's body. That's just an example; you people always think it's sexual. It's not sexual."

[zzyzzx]

Man Boy Love Association Celebrates Jackson Acquittal

SAN FRANCISCO — Members of the North American Man/Boy Love Association – NAMBLA - rejoiced as pop singer Michael Jackson was found not guilty of all charges of sexual molestation of boys and of providing minors with alcohol.

NAMBLA considers Michael Jackson's acquittal to be a vindication for the Association.

"Michael’s innocence is something that is held very dear to this group,” said a representative. “We can all relate to wanting to love a child. Many of us have small children that we love and many of us take small children to bed with us every night. Loving a child is not a crime and Michael has proven that to everyone."

Some Association members feel this is breaking new ground for them and hope to see laws amended such as mandatory curfews for minors and the legal age of consent lowered to nine years of age.

[yoda313]

Hi,



Where do you find these gems zzyzzx????

Kevin

[BJ_M]

maybe a charter member ? :P





freaking sick stuff - even in satire (good satire though)

[AlecWest]

I remember a "60-Minutes" story on NAMBLA. Publically, members (through their, ahem, leadership) profess no shame in what they do. Privately? That's another story. The CBS camera crew walked in on a local meeting being held in the meeting room of a (ulp) public library ... and boy, you should have seen how fast people covered their faces and fled, hehehe.

I only wish a more aggressive investigative report took place ... like following these turkeys out to their cars, taking their licence plate numbers, and naming names.

(evil grin) Have you ever visited the http://ChicagoCrime.org site? They're one of the many websites that have hacked (with permission) into Google's map system ... allowing you to find recently reported crimes in a given neighborhood. Most people think this is a neat thing and other cities are being considered for inclusion in this scenario. The only people who are up in arms about it are the property owners in high-crime areas (and the real estate agents trying to sell properties in those areas).

Anyway, it occurred to me that, as long as slander doesn't come into play, it would be "legal" to put up a website like that ... showing:

NAMBLA MEMBERS IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD

As long as it's just nothing more than a membership list, I don't think it would be bad idea. Of course, there should be a link at the top of the homepage (bolded perhaps) saying:

WHAT IS NAMBLA?

... pointing to their own homepage (yes, they do have one ... but I won't post it here).

[Roz]

[AlecWest]

Funny note. I just did a Google News search for stories on NAMBLA and Jackson ... and the most recent story came from the Daily Republic newspaper. But, when I clicked on the link:

http://www.dailyrepublic.com/articles/2005/06/26/columnists/newsloguercio.txt

I discovered that the newspaper requires people to PAY to read the story. So, knowing that stories are often shared between papers, I simply copied/pasted the article title into Google for a search. Guess where I finally found it FREE???

THE DAILY REPUBLIC!!!

You see, while they put a payment wall between web surfers and their news stories, the wall only applies to the stories as they appear on their "normal" web pages ... not on the "print" versions of the same stories:

http://www.dailyrepublic.com/articles/2005/06/26/columnists/newsloguercio.prt

I wonder if I should tell them. Nahhhhh ...

Anyway, it's an interesting article (though a bit too "apologist" for my blood). But, I concur 100% with the last paragraph.

[zzyzzx]

Funny note. I just did a Google News search for stories on NAMBLA and Jackson ... and the most recent story came from the Daily Republic newspaper. But, when I clicked on the link:

Are most of these links work safe?

[zzyzzx]