send a fecalgram

[BJ_M]

http://fecalgram.com/site/main

Why are so many people turning to Fecalgram.com when they need a gift for that "Special Someone"? Because we send 100% natural, freshly squeezed, human-made turds to anyone in America completely anonymously. Guaranteed.

[the bomb]

[Capmaster]

Buy two, get the turd free?

[the bomb]

[Capmaster]

Don't bother with graphics like that, they're all just feces to me.

[canadateck]

However, they are not made of actual feces, but they look, feel, and smell like it. They are completely non-toxic.

Man I thought they were crazy at first.

[canadateck]

but they look, feel, and smell like it.

No guarantee it tastes like it?.

[ViRaL1]

Feces Pieces?

[lordsmurf]

It's illegal to sent feces in the mail.

[SquirrelDip]

It's illegal to sent feces in the mail.

Human, Animal or Both?? Does fertilizer count?

[BJ_M]

It's illegal to sent feces in the mail.

1. its fake

2. but you CAN mail it even if real ---

it is done all the time for testing purposes ..

example:

http://www.aurorahealthcare.org/yourhealth/healthgate/getcontent.asp?URLhealthgate=%2232307.html%22

[BJ_M]

It's illegal to sent feces in the mail.

Human, Animal or Both?? Does fertilizer count?

human and animal can be mailed by US Postal service , but must be properly shipped ....

[mrtristan]

Can't... resist...

You've got to be shitting me.

Before I read the FAQ, I wondered how they were managing to send doo-doo through the mail. I wonder what the drug sniffing beagles think they are.

[lordsmurf]

It's illegal to sent feces in the mail.

2. but you CAN mail it even if real ---
it is done all the time for testing purposes ..
example:
http://www.aurorahealthcare.org/yourhealth/healthgate/getcontent.asp?URLhealthgate=%2232307.html%22

Yeah, but it's not really the same.
You send a human turd to somebody, unasked, you're in trouble.

[AlecWest]

It's illegal to sent feces in the mail.

No it's not. People send stool samples to labs all the time through the mail. The mailing merely has to mention that a biological product is inside.

[AlecWest]

http://fecalgram.com/site/main

Why are so many people turning to Fecalgram.com when they need a gift for that "Special Someone"? Because we send 100% natural, freshly squeezed, human-made turds to anyone in America completely anonymously. Guaranteed.

This sounds like the work of the notorious "pieman" ... the same guy who has a bunch of Yippies and other malcontents throw pies in people's faces (like Bill Gates, Anita Bryant, etc.) as a political statement against corporate greed and religious fundamentalism. Of course, he's never admitted to being involved in such things:

http://www.pieman.org

And, it's cheaper to send shit by mail than to send an operative to the other side of the world to toss a pie. Same principle, though.

[indolikaa]

It's legal, LordSmurf.

If it was illegal, there'd be a lot of Princo users in jail by now. After all, Princo is human-made...

[Capmaster]

So is Naked Geek Media

[AlecWest]

FWIW, I just looked at their FAQ page. There is no marking on their package indicating a biological substance is within ... and THAT is illegal to mail. Further, they tell you upfront that they KNOW it's illegal. So, if the Postal Inspection Service decides to come down on these people, you might get a knock on the door. So, I'd advise against it ... especially since their FAQ also says:

However, in rare cases, we may be required by law to turn over your name to law enforcement authorities.

... one rare case being that they get "caught" ... and are given the choice of clamming up or spilling the beans for a lighter sentence. Which choice do you suppose these people would make?

[BJ_M]

FWIW, I just looked at their FAQ page. There is no marking on their package indicating a biological substance is within ... and THAT is illegal to mail. Further, they tell you upfront that they KNOW it's illegal. So, if the Postal Inspection Service decides to come down on these people, you might get a knock on the door. So, I'd advise against it ... especially since their FAQ also says:

However, in rare cases, we may be required by law to turn over your name to law enforcement authorities.

... one rare case being that they get "caught" ... and are given the choice of clamming up or spilling the beans for a lighter sentence. Which choice do you suppose these people would make?

its NOT a biological substance they are shipping - it is a flour mixure .. read further ...


(it is a Human made flour mixure, just like bread is human made)

[canadateck]

However, they are not made of actual feces, but they look, feel, and smell like it. They are completely non-toxic.

Man I thought they were crazy at first.

[Capmaster]

However, they are not made of actual feces, but they look, feel, and smell like it. They are completely non-toxic

Great, in case after opening it up, you get that urge to eat it

[canadateck]

However, they are not made of actual feces, but they look, feel, and smell like it. They are completely non-toxic

Great, in case after opening it up, you get that urge to eat it

Some cant fight thoses urges!!

[Capmaster]

However, they are not made of actual feces, but they look, feel, and smell like it. They are completely non-toxic

Great, in case after opening it up, you get that urge to eat it

Some cant fight thoses urges!!

Do you suppose they're the ones who originated the term "shit-eating grin"?

Funny thread. Thanks BJ_M

[Shocker Milwaukee]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0329051cat1.html

Somebody got a fecalgram!!!

The box delivered to Nailleux also included a 12-character password that, when keyed into the fecalgram.com web site, delivered the anonymous sender's message: "It's time for you to move out of our neighborhood. No one likes having you live among us and this 'gift' is a reflection of what we think of you. Remember this feeling every time you leave your house and have to drive through the neighborhood. We do not want you here."

[BJ_M]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0329051cat1.html

Somebody got a fecalgram!!!

The box delivered to Nailleux also included a 12-character password that, when keyed into the fecalgram.com web site, delivered the anonymous sender's message: "It's time for you to move out of our neighborhood. No one likes having you live among us and this 'gift' is a reflection of what we think of you. Remember this feeling every time you leave your house and have to drive through the neighborhood. We do not want you here."

yea - where i got the link ..


was not doing a google search for 'send shit to someone" (today anyway)

[AlecWest]

its NOT a biological substance they are shipping - it is a flour mixure .. read further ...

Ahhh ... you're right. That will teach me to take their comment at face value:

The Original Fecalgram™ is a 100% natural, freshly squeezed, human made turd that is sealed in a high quality box which we then decorate to make it look like an expensive gift.

In a way, it's misrepresentation of a product (grin). "Flour mixture" does not equal "turd."

[BJ_M]

it does if you eat it and wait awhile

[AlecWest]

it does if you eat it and wait awhile

Hmmmmm .... tomorrow is April Fool's Day. I wonder, hehehe. Once when I had pneumonia, I spoofed my ex-wife. I came into the kitchen with a clear glass of apple juice and told her .... nah, never mind.

[Capmaster]

it does if you eat it and wait awhile

Hmmmmm .... tomorrow is April Fool's Day. I wonder, hehehe. Once when I had pneumonia, I spoofed my ex-wife. I came into the kitchen with a clear glass of apple juice and told her .... nah, never mind.

Lemme guess ....

Ex-Wife: "What is that???"

AlecWest: "It's my specimen for the doctor. OMG!!! It looks a bit cloudy. I'd better run it through again" <GULP!!>