New copy protection!

[Gurm]

I put in a new porn movie last night to my DVD drive, it was called "dirty backdoor teen sluts who sex up black midgets interracially". Now my computer has AIDS. I know it was this DVD because halfway through watching it, my computer rebooted, and then erased everything on the hard drive.

Also, all my vinyl LP's melted at EXACTLY the same time. And my toaster is burning my toast now. Oh, and my wife left me for another woman.

And my cat died.

All because of this DAMN NEW COPY PROTECTION! DAMN YOU, MACROVISION!
























The preceding has been a piece of satire directed at the f**king retards who think that "The Incredibles" made them reformat their hard drive. Please don't get offended, but if you do - tough shit.

[Gorganzola]

I saw somewhere on the web where you can get these latex sleeves that you put on the DVD before loading it into the tray. Supposed to prevent all that. Except the thing with your cat.

[Abond]

[bazooka]

[capvid0429]

I have the same exact movie. I played it on my standalone player and my TV stopped working. Must be that new copy protection.

[Xylob the Destroyer]

i played it in my Sega 32X and now all my games play backwards
oddly enough, my Atari Jaguar plays it perfecly fine....

[Sabro]

Volume 2 is even better, includes sheep and leaves out the malware! Upgrade before you SHRINK.....uh bad choice of words...


baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Sabro

[HatchetMan]

My copy played fine. I had to pull it out and stick in a few times before it would backup though

[smearbrick1]

No matter what I did, I could not get this disc to play. (it was a rental) After examining the disc surface, I noticed something that resembled Pineapple Jam stuck to disc (I didn't know they made Pineapple jam). Although tempted as I was to taste test the pineapple jam, I decided against it... cleaned the disc thoroughly and bang!!! Worked like a charm!!!

There was a moral to this but... your mother's a whore!!!

[Noahtuck]

Definately the first & best laugh of the day!!!!!!!

Where do people come up with this

[RottenFoxBreath]

what about reformatting your ram,or even downloading some more ram.
i see they have a special just now on,w*w.spywareoutmyass.org.and just click on "install now"i did,and now i get weather reports to save me looking out the window,and a really cool search engine that finds lots of cool stuff for me to play with.

[mando]

My standalone is allergic to Latex any other way to play this DVD?

Please, getting desperate…..

[SLK001]

Hey, that movie did the EXACT SAME THING to me! Only my cat didn't die, I killed it because I hate the son-of-a-bitch (belonged to my wife, who ran off without it)!

[Sabro]

All in all this movie looks to have a rather numerous following....While we all have had problems with copy protection and likewise.

However, I just hope that no one asks for this thread to be 'STICKY'.

Sabro

[smearbrick1]

All in all this movie looks to have a rather numerous following....While we all have had problems with copy protection and likewise.

However, I just hope that no one asks for this thread to by 'STICKY'.

Sabro

Now that's just gross

[Gurm]

"dirty STICKY backdoor teen sluts who sex up black midgets interracially"

[MOVIEGEEK]

Can I rent this at Ballbuster..er..I mean Blockbuster?

[jimmalenko]

niiiiice

[ViRaL1]

These might help...

http://www.dskin.com