Customer email to B&Q

[Craig Tucker]

Dear Sir/Madam

My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th
November 2004, sail 27354 miles around the world and arrive back 72
days later.

Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago
will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?

Yours Sincerely

[VCDHunter]

I've seen it before but its a good call. That ******* woman is treated like a hero for swaning about on a boat for months at a time. God we'll celebrate anything in this ******* country. What a waste of flesh.

[flaninacupboard]

But she's advancing science! you know, boat science!

And who would dead ringers take the piss out of without her?

[waheed]

Dear Sir/Madam

My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th
November 2004, sail 27354 miles around the world and arrive back 72
days later.

Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago
will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?

Yours Sincerely

seen it many times done before, but its still a classic and makes me laugh everytime

[VCDHunter]

[quote="flaninacupboard"]But she's advancing science! you know, boat science!

And who would dead ringers take the piss out of without her?[/quote



She's advancing her fat arse round the globe for no good reason more like.

She is good on dead ringers mind

[offline]

We get dead ringers here but it's so out of date I
swear I saw PM Thatcher. I'd pay to see her at sea