True Love

[pacmania_2001]

It's a subject I've been giving some more thought to lately (gee, I'm getting old, not Capmaster old but old still :P) so I thought I'd see what everyones stance is.

Is there such a thing as true love? Is there one person that your destined to be with? etc etc

[tgpo]

Yes. I think there is one person for every person. The problem is that you may not meet them when you are expecting to, (i.e. it may be later in life......like when you're Capmaster old)

The most important thing is to never give up hope, and never give up looking. Once you give those up then there is no way you can find your true love.

[Capmaster]

not Capmaster old but old still

tgpo[/url]]......like when you're Capmaster old

Fuckers.

I'll save you the trouble:

[pacmania_2001]

Are they your sons Cap?

[Capmaster]

Are they your sons Cap?

[pacmania_2001]

I thought the nurse told you not to over exert yourself.

[Capmaster]

I thought the nurse told you not to over exert yourself.

Threadjacking your own post, Pac?

[pacmania_2001]

I'm pushing the boundaries of post whoring.

So what's your take on true love Cap? (good time to get brownie points with the missus)

[Capmaster]

Keep 'em chained to the kitchen, muzzled, and beat them with a switch every now and then to remind them that the man was, is, and forever will be the lord of the manor, the king of his castle, master of all he surveys, and that women were just put here to keep us happy and fed.

As soon as these "equality-spouting, fruit-of-the-loom wearing" females come to grips with the grand scheme of this universe, the sooner they can scurry their cute little asses back into the kitchen to rustle up a steak and a beer for their hubby ...and later ...to service his needs, if he so desires.

Oh yeah, and once in a while, when he feels charitable ...slap her on her cute ass and say "Love ya babe" before he goes back to the ball game 8)

BOOYAH!!!

[ViRaL1]

Keep 'em chained to the kitchen, muzzled, and beat them with a switch every now and then to remind them that the man was, is, and forever will be the lord of the manor, the king of his castle, master of all he surveys, and that women were just put here to keep us happy and fed.

As soon as these "equality-spouting, fruit-of-the-loom wearing" females come to grips with the grand scheme of this universe, the sooner they can scurry their cute little asses back into the kitchen to rustle up a steak and a beer for their hubby ...and later ...to service his needs, if he so desires.

Oh yeah, and once in a while, when he feels charitable ...slap her on her cute ass and say "Love ya babe" before he goes back to the ball game 8)

BOOYAH!!!

I admire your willpower. I don't know if I could just give up on the idea of getting laid altogether.

[the bomb]

Keep 'em chained to the kitchen, muzzled, and beat them with a switch every now and then to remind them that the man was, is, and forever will be the lord of the manor, the king of his castle, master of all he surveys, and that women were just put here to keep us happy and fed.

As soon as these "equality-spouting, fruit-of-the-loom wearing" females come to grips with the grand scheme of this universe, the sooner they can scurry their cute little asses back into the kitchen to rustle up a steak and a beer for their hubby ...and later ...to service his needs, if he so desires.

Oh yeah, and once in a while, when he feels charitable ...slap her on her cute ass and say "Love ya babe" before he goes back to the ball game 8)

BOOYAH!!!

So tell me old man! What is your take on divorce?

[yoda313]

Keep 'em chained to the kitchen, muzzled, and beat them with a switch every now and then to remind them that the man was, is, and forever will be the lord of the manor, the king of his castle, master of all he surveys, and that women were just put here to keep us happy and fed.

As soon as these "equality-spouting, fruit-of-the-loom wearing" females come to grips with the grand scheme of this universe, the sooner they can scurry their cute little asses back into the kitchen to rustle up a steak and a beer for their hubby ...and later ...to service his needs, if he so desires.

Oh yeah, and once in a while, when he feels charitable ...slap her on her cute ass and say "Love ya babe" before he goes back to the ball game 8)

BOOYAH!!!

So tell me old man! What is your take on divorce?

Hello,



Guess we won't be seeing CAPMASTER around for ahwile

Kevin

[Cobra]

Whenever they decide he is fit to be discharged from hospital.

[ViRaL1]

Whenever they decide he is fit to be discharged from hospital.

Like he won't have a laptop in ICU. He's too much of a post whore not to.

[the bomb]

I believe in true love.

Unfortunatly I haven't found it yet.

[ViRaL1]

I believe in true love.

Unfortunatly I haven't found it yet.

You don't find true love, it finds you.

[the bomb]

I guess I screwed up there, too

[ViRaL1]

You know what they say, if you can't be with the one you love...

























...have lots and lots of sex to get your mind off of it.

[the bomb]

Keep 'em chained to the kitchen, muzzled, and beat them with a switch every now and then to remind them that the man was, is, and forever will be the lord of the manor, the king of his castle, master of all he surveys, and that women were just put here to keep us happy and fed.

As soon as these "equality-spouting, fruit-of-the-loom wearing" females come to grips with the grand scheme of this universe, the sooner they can scurry their cute little asses back into the kitchen to rustle up a steak and a beer for their hubby ...and later ...to service his needs, if he so desires.

Oh yeah, and once in a while, when he feels charitable ...slap her on her cute ass and say "Love ya babe" before he goes back to the ball game 8)

BOOYAH!!!

When you wake up from your dream, I'll take you off your chain so you can take the garbage out

[yoda313]

Hello,

Cappys not on - either he's gone under cover or ------ well maybe we shouldn't think about that!

Kevin

[the bomb]

Yoda I know where Cap is.

[yoda313]

Hello,

Good - as long as he doesn't need to go in to the witness protection program thats ok

Kevin

[the bomb]

Since my marriage is about to end, are there any single guys on the OT?

[yoda313]

Hello,

Let's not start THAT again.....

Kevin

[ViRaL1]

...and he thought it was a bad idea to bring you around.

[the bomb]

He is about to find out just how bad, bad can get

[ViRaL1]

Hell hath no fury...

[Capmaster]

It only took 12 stitches this time 8)

[the bomb]

I'm not finished

[ViRaL1]

Actually it only took 4, she gave you the other 8 just to drive the point home.