Really Really Random Thoughts thread

[Faustus]

If in farscape they are in the "uncharted territories" and seemingly everyone is there why hasn't someone charted it? They must all be really lazy out there.

[mcbit]

Stands to reason...........

Anyone in an uncharted territory must be lost

[Faustus]

Stands to reason...........

Anyone in an uncharted territory must be lost

Not everyone they run into is lost. Gotta start a map somewhere.

[mcbit]

I work with surveyors and cartographers a lot!

........and they're always lost

[northcat_8]

When sitting in a parking lot waiting on my wife to come out of the store , I entertain myself by honking the horn when other people start backing out of their parking spot.

If I accidently screw up and go into the store, I entertain myself by walking around and talking to people at random, occasionally starting the conversation like "HEY Jim, how are you? I haven't seen you in years. How are Kathy and the kids?" Which is only funny if you know that the person I'm talking to is a complete stranger and I actually have no idea what his name is

On a side note, it is interesting that most people will not stop me and tell me that they are not who I think they are, they just play along. Maybe they're bored too

[Capmaster]

Another one that has amused me is to wait until there are alot of people walking through a parking lot, then scream at the top of your lungs "HEY *******!!" and see how many turn around

[mcbit]

Hey Cap, what you want

[Capmaster]

Hey Cap, what you want

[mcbit]

Back from the pub, who the f*** said Guinness is good for you??

[Grimey]

Back from the pub, who the f*** said Guinness is good for you??

Guinness?

[bazooka]

Back from the pub, who the f*** said Guinness is good for you??

Guinness?

Brilliant

[mcbit]

Black Irish Beer!!

Turns everything black.

[ViRaL1]

I knew there was SOMETHING I was meaning to grab out of the fridge.

[MackemX]

do the new rules mean this thread will be locked?

[bazooka]

do the new rules mean this thread will be locked?

Probably

[ViRaL1]

In the words of Stan Marsh, 'Dude, this is pretty f****d up right here.'

[doppletwo]

They won't lock this thread by Pac's interpetation of the rules.

Look ay my new belt.

[ViRaL1]

She's about to blow!!!

Then again, with cap being in the doghouse, blowing may be pretty far off.

Don't piss her off any more or there may be a mod job opening up here real soon

Hello,

Someone called??????

Kevin

There's your shot kid.

[glockjs]

why is it when i go into the bathroom it's empty....but as soon as i start pissing some mother f er has to walk up right next to me. kinda makes me nervous

[ViRaL1]

why is it when i go into the bathroom it's empty....but as soon as i start pissing some mother f er has to walk up right next to me. kinda makes me nervous

Maybe try wearing looser jeans.

[glockjs]

why is it when i go into the bathroom it's empty....but as soon as i start pissing some mother f er has to walk up right next to me. kinda makes me nervous

Maybe try wearing looser jeans.

my jeans are baggy as hell... u tryin to say i set off gheydar's?

[ViRaL1]

Figured they were checking SOMETHING out.

[glockjs]

funny story...one of the dudes i work with and alway b.s. with at smoke break told me the funniest thing. he's like "you know that old man with the beard thats really weird u always see talkin to himself" me "yeah" him"well i was on the second floor in the pisser when he walked right up to the stall next to me....he turns and looks directly at me...out of no where i shit u not asks..do you like pepsi or coke?"

[ViRaL1]

Is that like do you like P***y or C**k?

[glockjs]

Is that like do you like P***y or C**k?

no, the old dude is seriously crazy....buts thats a good one.. im gonna use that

[MackemX]

nice to see it's settled down in here

peace

[zzyzzx]

I was listening to Howard Stern this morning and he was interviewing a 75 yr old woman who started her porn career at the age of 71!

[Ripper2860]

I was listening to Howard Stern this morning and he was interviewing a 75 yr old woman who started her porn career at the age of 71!

[BJ_M]

I was listening to Howard Stern this morning and he was interviewing a 75 yr old woman who started her porn career at the age of 71!

i have a perfect pic to go w/ that , but i would get carded for posting nudity or grossness .... i'm not sure which classification that would fall under

[northcat_8]

hey...don't knock her...she's at least got the experience.