Really Really Random Thoughts thread

[the bomb]

Who the hell is love muffin? In all the years we have been married you never once called me love muffin.

What do you mean, cuddle-butt?

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Who is cuddle butt?

[northcat_8]

Ya gotta love him!

wouldn't you be jealous?

Northcat can identify with my motives. We are the two biggest slackers here, and we give each other moral support.

When you had mentioned I conked out after lunch, I'm sure the first thing northie thought when he read that is "kyul" and wished he could too 8)

absolutely, I'm wore out and could really go for a nap right about now

These people down here are slave drivers first I have to be here at 8:00 am but if I'm a little late, that's ok. THEN these ******* kids come in, I teach them some Geometry. I teach for about 30-35 minutes usually, then I let them get started on their homework. During that time they will come up and ask questions and shit. THEN I get a 5 minute break before the next class comes in and the process repeats. Then at 11:56 am I get a 30 minutes lunch, which is actually 40 because of the 5 minutes on each side for class changes, then 2 more classes and then at 2:24 pm all the kids are out of my room for the day, and I am finished working for the day.

I mean for ****'s sake...8:00 am - 2:24 with six - 5 minute breaks and one 30 minute lunch period....I'm wore the **** out...these 5.5 hour days are killing me....

[Capmaster]

I'm getting tired just thinking about that hellish schedule, northie

How do you do it?

[mcbit]

I should have bought 2 bottles of Champagne

[zzyzzx]

Do I have to get my hand something for Valentines Day?

[the bomb]

Wouldn't a soft glove be nice?

[northcat_8]

I'm getting tired just thinking about that hellish schedule, northie

How do you do it?

It's a struggle...can't wait until June though if you think I am a slacker now...she-it, you haven't seen nothin yet...spend whole day laying on a creek bank, fishing...I don't even think there are any fish in that creek, don't matter though, I'm usually asleep anyway.


Oh and <pssssstt Cap> I think you mispoke on the "love muffin" comment, probably an honest Freudian slip but I think you were thinking "I love your muffin" or "muffin lovin".....shhhhhhhhh

[Capmaster]

I'm getting tired just thinking about that hellish schedule, northie

How do you do it?

It's a struggle...can't wait until June though if you think I am a slacker now...she-it, you haven't seen nothin yet...spend whole day laying on a creek bank, fishing...I don't even think there are any fish in that creek, don't matter though, I'm usually asleep anyway.


Oh and <pssssstt Cap> I think you mispoke on the "love muffin" comment, probably an honest Freudian slip but I think you were thinking "I love your muffin" or "muffin lovin".....shhhhhhhhh

OK. <shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!>

[MOVIEGEEK]

Why are teachers overpaid and underworked?

[bazooka]

Why are teachers overpaid and underworked?

[the bomb]

What I want to know is, after seeing northcats picture , how come none of my teachers looked that good? They were either old ladies or dirty old men.

[mcbit]

No, I shouldn't have

[jimmalenko]

oh well, VD is over for another year <sigh>

[bazooka]

oh well, VD is over for another year <sigh>

[Shadowmistress]

Not for the rest of us.
(@bazooka: it's Feb 15 morning where he is now.)

[bazooka]

Not for the rest of us.
(@bazooka: it's Feb 15 morning where he is now.)

I forgot that.

Thanks.

[jimmalenko]

Yep, 15 Feb, 9:30am here today.

Thanks, SM

[indolikaa]

Old McBaldrick had a farm, EIEIO
And on this farm he had some sheep, EIEIO
With a bah-bah here and a bah-bah there
Here a bahh, there a bahh,
Everywhere a bahh bahh
Old McBaldrick had a farm, EIEIO

Until he showed up...

(To the tune of Kimberly Locke's 8th World Wonder)

Woke up early this morning
Felt that sudden urge like I always do
Standing there in my boxers
Waiting to screw that sexy ewe
The way she screams like crazy
When I grab her shaggy tail

Mutton love and cries of lustful thunder
The sheep is screaming and I'm getting harder
I think I fell in love with this wooly wonder

[northcat_8]

What I want to know is, after seeing northcats picture , how come none of my teachers looked that good? They were either old ladies or dirty old men.

None of the rest of them do, there can only be one #1..and I'm it

[Shadowmistress]

Old McBaldrick had a farm, EIEIO

Funny, I always thought it to be more like a zoo.

[northcat_8]

zoo - farm

it's a fine line...a grey area at best

[Ripper2860]

I have a case of the "squirts".

[doppletwo]

oh well, VD is over for another year <sigh>

I had a VD too once. That shit bur...

Oh you mean Valintimes Day. (spelled wrong on purpose I chu chu chose you)

Nevermind.

J/K about the VD I always fly with a cape.

Be safe kids.

[the bomb]

I think I'm in the wrong thread

[Ripper2860]

Good to have you back -- SM. Thought maybe you had been run off by some of of our more unsavory characters.


Hey -- I think I may fall into that category!

[Shadowmistress]

Thanks. No, I just needed a break from their stench for a bit.

[sacajaweeda]

How random can the thoughts in a thread of random thoughts be, really?

Wouldn't they be more random if posted to some other unsuspecting thread?

[doppletwo]

That's why I post else where too.

but the good stuff I often save fopr here.

I thin kthis is my weakest post.

[Ripper2860]

A Random Post does not a Random Thought make.

[jimmalenko]

Why is hindsight always right ?

"In hindsight, I would have ...."