Really Really Random Thoughts thread

[doppletwo]

"I'm gonna git me a shotgun and kill all the Y.T.'s I see.

I'm gonna git me a shotgun and kill all the Y.T.'s I see."
--Garrett Morris AKA the Original Black guy on SNL.

[sacajaweeda]

Did you see a sign in my front yard that says dead ****** storage?

[northcat_8]

"which wallet is yours?"

"It's the one that says Bad Mother ******."

[MOVIEGEEK]

"ummm...now that is a tasty burger"

[Doramius]

I lost a pen under my desk and bumped my nose on the corner reaching down to get it. I'm nursing a bloody nose now. Dammit! I got a small splotch on my pants. I won't be leaving my office for a few minutes now.

EDIT: My nose is really sore now too. Hopefully it doesn't bruise or show badly.

[ViRaL1]

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH!?!

[doppletwo]

There's that saying that if you had a million monkeys and a million typewriters eventually you will get Shakespeare.

"The internet has proved that wrong"
--Doppletwo AKA the DoppIeganger AKA RG 400 AKA P2H7 AKA the Potato Knife

Especially the VH OT.

I first said this about the internet in late 1996 or early 1997.

PS I know the saying includes the language eventually, so it hasn't fully been proven wrong, but it's a funny saying by me.

[northcat_8]

"soon to be livin out his short ass life in agonizin pain, rapist here. You hear that hillbilly boy, I ain't done with you by a damn sight"

[doppletwo]

all I'm saying is...

wait.

[sacajaweeda]

I'm your huckleberry.

[doppletwo]

Effing opium addicts.

Taking all the good dank dens.

To me every thread is the really really random thoughts thread, but sometimes I actually click the right one.

[doppletwo]

Ok, I am about to pass out.

"brng, brng, brng"

Hello, cheese?"

"No, cheese can't dial a phone!"

I don't know how many times this quote saved my life.

truer words of wisdom have never been uttered.

Those are words to live by.

For real, not for fake.

[Capmaster]

Wondering how long I'll be alive after the bomb reads my post in the True Love thread of Pac's

[sacajaweeda]

The library policeman can be bribed, but he only accepts mattress tags.

[ViRaL1]

But then how do you bribe the federal mattress inspector?

[sacajaweeda]

With overdue books. Duh.

[Capmaster]

Ut-oh, the bomb is awake

[yoda313]

Hello,

TICK, TICK, TICK, TICK,



Kevin

[the bomb]

[ViRaL1]

She's about to blow!!!

Then again, with cap being in the doghouse, blowing may be pretty far off.

[Capmaster]

She's about to blow!!!

Then again, with cap being in the doghouse, blowing may be pretty far off.

Don't piss her off any more or there may be a mod job opening up here real soon

[yoda313]

She's about to blow!!!

Then again, with cap being in the doghouse, blowing may be pretty far off.

Don't piss her off any more or there may be a mod job opening up here real soon

Hello,

Someone called??????

Kevin

[ViRaL1]

I always wanted to be a mod.

[yoda313]

I always wanted to be a mod.

Hello,

Too late - I already beat you to the post!

Kevin

[Capmaster]

I always wanted to be a mod.

Can I interest you in an ex-wife?

[ViRaL1]

I always wanted to be a mod.

Hello,

Too late - I already beat you to the post!

Kevin

I have seniority!

[ViRaL1]

I always wanted to be a mod.

Can I interest you in an ex-wife?

Already got one, and dated others.

[yoda313]

I have seniority!

Hello,

By six months - big deal!

Kevin

[doppletwo]

You guys EF'ed up another Random thoughts thread.

EF you all.

Quoting posts in a Random thoughts thread is bad form chaps.

Random thought posts should be like:

There was this duck in the street so I kicked it.

OR

You think I'm your pet, I'll pet you with a knife.


But usually they should be less violent than my examples, I am EF'ing P'ed off at you.

Go stand in the corner for 17 and half minutes and think about what you have done.

[bazooka]

@Doppletwo,

WTF

@Capmaster,

Have you added an air conditioner in the doghouse yet?