Really Really Random Thoughts thread

[sacajaweeda]

Farts so bad you can taste them.

[ViRaL1]

WTF is the little toe good for ...really?

It's good for letting you know where the edge of something is when you're walking in the dark.

[Capmaster]

@Viral1 - Thanks. Now that you mention it ...you're right

[ViRaL1]

It's 4:20(ish) (Central time).

[sacajaweeda]

Walking around in the dark is good practice in case you ever get maced by your date.

[the bomb]

We have to wake the OT up?

[ViRaL1]

What are you wearing?

[Capmaster]

I'm wearing an Otto's Chop Shop t-shirt and jeans

[ViRaL1]

That'll do. Here, put this French maid's outfit over it.

[Capmaster]

That'll do. Here, put this French maid's outfit over it.

Ooohhhh ....I like the fishnets and the frilly little top is stunning .......

[ViRaL1]

I hate okra.

[ViRaL1]

Class pic isn't coming up for me.

[glockjs]

my nuts ich

[ViRaL1]

A little something for the little lady for V-day.



http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=423

[the bomb]

[northcat_8]

If you have the clap, just sleep with a condom on so the discharge doesn't glue "your brains" to your underwear

[northcat_8]

My wife and I got banned from Sears for having sex inside of a clothing rack. Tried to site us for indecent exposure but that got dropped.

<back in the day, she won't go for it anymore >

[northcat_8]

The best birth control in the world is other people's kids.

[northcat_8]

Life what's the point? You're just going to die anyway.

[Dr. DOS]

Bonus us coming ... Boss better not screw me over

[Doramius]

If I purposely leave Triscuit crumbs in the hallway as a prank, would anyone be able to connect them to me?

[sacajaweeda]

I like to make farting noises in crowded elevators.

[ViRaL1]

"It was you."

[doppletwo]

I find out of season holiday humor disturbing.

Disturbing like shaking hands with a clown.

That just freaks me out.

Now I am going to have clown handshake nightmares.

The other day I had this crazy dream.

In the dream, somebody drinks some milk that turns out to be breast milk. Sort of like the scene in Meet the Fockers. That's not the really weird part though. So he ends up having a white sort of greasy film on his mouth.

And he starts wiping it off and he's like "what is this?"

And the woman's whose milk it was says, "it's silicone, sometimes it comes out in the milk. You shouldn't have been drinking my milk anyways."

And while the dream is happening I am thinking should your baby be drinking that stuff.

When I am dreaming I never realize that it's a dream until I wake up. I have never been able to have special control in my dreams, like super powers or omnipotency. Sometimes crazier things happen, but I never think, "hey this is a crazy dream." Mostly I am just caught up in the moment.

Whoa that was random.

[sacajaweeda]

I like shocking my tongue with a 9 volt battery.

[zzyzzx]

I really enjoyed the part of The Howard Stern Show this morning where they were playing audio segments from the TV show COPS where the cops were using the taser.

[Doramius]

I saw a fly land on the a bench. It didn't fly away for a moment, then fell into the seat upside down kicking it's legs to the crossed position. I've never seen a fly die in front of me on it's own like that. I was pissed that I had spent so much time thinking into it that I didn't finish my sandwhich at the end of lunch. Now I got crumbs in my office. Damn flies.

[MOVIEGEEK]

Work sucks!

[ViRaL1]

Down with gravity!

[sacajaweeda]

KILL WHITEY!!!