Dead Woman, Sued For Music Trading

[bazooka]

A vulture boards the 737 with a dead rabbit under one wing and a dead coyote under the other. The flight attendant comes up to him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, but you are only allowed one carrion."

[somebodeez]

A vulture boards the 737 with a dead rabbit under one wing and a dead coyote under the other. The flight attendant comes up to him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, but you are only allowed one carrion."

[tekkieman]

A vulture boards the 737 with a dead rabbit under one wing and a dead coyote under the other. The flight attendant comes up to him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, but you are only allowed one carrion."

I guess it's getting funnier with every reply.....

[Doramius]

I've heard that one & this one before.

A woman get's on the plane and complains that the seats are so small and she's staying on the plane while the people at the next connection get on. She complained about it the whole way to the first stop. The stewardess calmly allows her to change seats to an exit row while they were waiting for the connecting passengers. Once in the air, the lady hits the call button for a stewardess. Nobody comes. She pushes it again, and still nobody comes. She presses it repeatedly to find a stewardess pass her with beverages and do nothing. She finally gets up and goes to the head stewardess and shouts, "Why isn't anyone helping me?"

The stewardess calmly replies, "We only allow 1 carry-on per flight."

I didn't think it was that funny when I heard it, but it fit with BJ_Ms joke.

[AlecWest]

http://www.wftv.com/news/4164623/detail.html?treets=orlc&tml=orlc_strange&ts=T&tmi=orl...10000202042005

The problem with the whole scenario is this paragraph:

She said she faxed a copy of her mother's death certificate to record company officials several days before the lawsuit was filed, in response to a letter from the company regarding the upcoming legal filing.

Why did she do that? It would have been a lot more fun to just leave the summons unanswered ... and let the RIAA "spin its wheels" and go through the courtroom ordeal, only to find out after they'd spent all that money in legal expenses that their target culprit was deceased.

This article will come and go. But if the woman's daughter had just let the RIAA hang themselves publically in court, it would have been a more "enduring" story (and a much bigger embarrassment).

[SLICK RICK]

No mention of an apology. ********.

Apologize to a corpse?

Why of corpse

[doppletwo]

Dead people always stealing shit.

I go down to the cemetary and beat the graves once a month just to show dead people who's boss.

I like to cut dead animals too.

like chickens and turkeys.

You can never trust the dead they a shifty and sneaky like a loon.

[lordsmurf]

Bunch of dumbfucks. Plain and simple.

[ViRaL1]

The things people will do to avoid litigation. It's not like there aren't lawyers in hell who'd take the case.

[Capmaster]

The things people will do to avoid litigation. It's not like there aren't lawyers in hell who'd take the case.

[Roundabout]

Or this line, from Captain Obvious:

A Recording Industry Association of America spokesman said Thursday that Walton was likely not the smittenedkitten it's searching for.

Gee, ya really think so? :P

[ViRaL1]

I'm sure the whole thing will get buried.

[MOVIEGEEK]

It's not like there aren't lawyers in hell who'd take the case.

Aren't they all from hell? Just take a look at Gloria Allred

The deceased needs to keep a stiff upper lip.

[Capmaster]

[painkiller]

So.

The RIAA wants to put an RFID in the IP so they can track and identify the suspectee.

Isn't this whole thing RIP yet?

[bazooka]

So.

The RIAA wants to put an RFID in the IP so they can track and identify the suspectee.

Isn't this whole thing RIP yet?

Nope, because they haven't learned the lesson yet.

You cannot rely solely on IP#'s

[ViRaL1]

There it went.

[bazooka]

There it went.

[ViRaL1]

Just that the quoted post was basically nonsense working up to a pun.

[bazooka]

Just that the quoted post was basically nonsense working up to a pun.

okee dokee

[ViRaL1]

It looked like you were taking it seriously. Just my impression.

[bazooka]

So many people misunderstand me.

[Hatz]

Man......I usually just read up on how everything is going around here now....not as much posting with my new job and everything but this is one of the better posts I have seen.........it is so bad and cheesy that its great.

What a great post.....starts out talking about some news and then everyone chimes in with puns......hahahahaha.


Keep up the good work everyone and glad to see everyone is still having a great time in this community.



probably some puns about this post now.

Hatz

[somebodeez]

Gee, I hope they didn't have songs sung at her service. Since they can't get her because she didn't have a pc, they might try to go after her for that instead :P

[bazooka]

Gee, I hope they didn't have songs sung at her service. Since they can't get her because she didn't have a pc, they might try to go after her for that instead :P

That is sad but true. The riaa may say that royalties were not paid so they exume the body and hold it hostage until they get their money.

[painkiller]

(On a semi-serious note) They could actually have her estate pay a fine(s) - if they were so inclined. DOn't know if that might be do-able or not, I'm just guessing if that could be done.

In the meantime, getting back to the job at hand ....
We gotta take our hat(z) off for all the fine work everyone has been enjoying so far.

[Doramius]

Gee, I hope they didn't have songs sung at her service. Since they can't get her because she didn't have a pc, they might try to go after her for that instead :P

That is sad but true. The riaa may say that royalties were not paid so they exume the body and hold it hostage until they get their money.

I'd let them keep the body. At worst, the grandmother would haunt them. At best, they have to pay for the upkeep of holding a dead body for ransom. I respect the dead, so I wouldn't disturb the grave, but if anyone else wants to, go ahead. Have at it. It's not like the woman would be a great party person.