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One of these days you guys will finally learn Women Rule!!!!
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Member
- May 2004
- wrong side of the tracks
...the kitchen, maybe.
If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter.
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Isn't the Women Rule the one where you can't use a stick wider than your thumb on your wife unless you havd a letter of consent from her mother?
snappy phrase
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you guys just suck big time!!!!
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Originally Posted by the bombOriginally Posted by doppletwoIs that not the Women Rule that you want us to learn?Originally Posted by the bombyou guys just suck big time!!!!snappy phrase
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"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems." - Rene Descartes (1596-1650) -
I wouldn't be able to say that to a woman and keep a straight face!! I bet your buddy was in deep shit afterward!Originally Posted by northcat_8Originally Posted by CapmasterI tried slapping her once because she didn't serve me my dinner at the couch. What happened after that is hazy .....and I don't remember most of it....... but the police said they've never seen it before and there are no laws covering it when it's a married couple, and when such a large object is involved
Went over to a friend's house last night, we were in the garage bullshittin, when his wife comes out complaining about something. I looked at him and said "what the **** is she doing out of the kitchen?" She went nuts, called me a "mother ******* *******" among other explitives, there were alot of "F-words" in there. and when she was finished, I said "so is supper ready or not?" She got all pissed off and went back in the house.
Now had I said that to my wife I would be posting this from my new P32 640 Ghz machine from the great beyond 
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Member
- Mar 2003
- Chit, IDK I'm following you
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yea, she doesn't like me much 
as soon as she went back in the house he asked me "why do you have to do that? Do you know how much bitching I'm going to hear over that?" I said "yea...why do you think I said it?"
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Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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Originally Posted by northcat_8 yea, she doesn't like me much
as soon as she went back in the house he asked me "why do you have to do that? Do you know how much bitching I'm going to hear over that?" I said "yea...why do you think I said it?"
I'm never having you over ...I don't think I'd survive 
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northcat would be missing a left nut if he said that to my face.
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Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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That would give you three for your keychainOriginally Posted by the bomb
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another drum roll please
"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems." - Rene Descartes (1596-1650) -
Hello Ladies
- Jul 2003
- Studio 54
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Originally Posted by puppetmasterYes Dear.
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Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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Didn't you say you were married, Stilt? You act so surprisedOriginally Posted by stiltmanOriginally Posted by puppetmasterYes Dear.
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Hello Ladies
- Jul 2003
- Studio 54
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She said "What's the PUB!"Originally Posted by CapmasterDidn't you say you were married, Stilt? You act so surprisedOriginally Posted by stiltmanOriginally Posted by puppetmasterYes Dear.
I said "just another place to hangout while unemployed!"
She said "HIND A %$#@ING JOB!!"
I said "I'm trying, please to curse infront of StiltmanII"
She said "HIND A %$#@ING JOB!!"
10 minutes later
Kiss Kiss
Mrs. Stiltman is off to work!
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Now we know where your paddle is!
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What accent is that?Originally Posted by stiltman
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HIND-U, of course ...Originally Posted by ViRaL1What accent is that?Originally Posted by stiltman
If in doubt, Google it.
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I'm thinking maybe Spanish?
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Hello Ladies
- Jul 2003
- Studio 54
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Nope, just darkmess
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Member
- Mar 2003
- Chit, IDK I'm following you
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So...are you related to Amanda MontiOriginally Posted by the bomb
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Member
- Mar 2003
- Chit, IDK I'm following you
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Originally Posted by the bomb
Umm..yea..well Good Luck there...Cap. -
Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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Originally Posted by northcat_8Originally Posted by the bomb
Umm..yea..well Good Luck there...Cap.
Um...thanks.
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hi !
"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems." - Rene Descartes (1596-1650) -
Hi sweetie!!Originally Posted by CapmasterOriginally Posted by northcat_8Originally Posted by the bomb
Umm..yea..well Good Luck there...Cap. Um...thanks.
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