Mrs. Cap's Random Thoughts And Arguments!

[bazooka]

Bazooka already knew that, he is usually the policeman.

Nope

I am more of a Motley Crue fan.

I was just listening to Vince Neil's new single - Promise Me

[Capmaster]

He must be from Blackfoot, ID. Some of the elk don't drop after the first few shots.

a .50BMG is an anti-aircraft round. That'd kill, gut and clean the elk in one shot

[Doramius]

You haven't been to Blackfoot, ID have you? All the steroids from the Idaho falls medical plant that have been poured into the Snake River. Shooting those elk is like going after elephants with a .22 shell when they are charging you. You need something big, continuous, and penetrating. Most men drop their pants in vain.

[BJ_M]

makes you want elk burgers

[Doramius]

After using a gun like that, all you're going to get is ground meat. :P

[Guest]

Soooo, when exactly is the first vhelp-con?The Tivo PWs got together in Mich.last Sunday.Didnt look to appealing.

http://www.tivocommunity.com/tivo-vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=190569&perpage=20&pagenumber=10

If this group can manage to arrange a gathering to discuss their DVRs,we should be able to figure one out. I have a feeling the convo would be a little bit different.

[northcat_8]

Yes but our crowds seem to be quite a bit different...

...I mean...how many here would bring their kids to a OTPW conference?...except for Capmaster <sorry...had to>

I would think our conference would be more like a beer for all...except Bazooka, he'll have a coke and Yoda will be drinking milk...and my money says that we would need to have a list of bars to visit because we are sure to get asked to leave the first one.

[jimmalenko]

...and my money says that we would need to have a list of bars to visit because we are sure to get asked to leave the first one.

<note to cap>

Please leave dolly at home ... or in the car, at least

[VCDHunter]

Yoda will be drinking milk...

Whilst sat in a high chair no doubt.

I am more of a Motley Crue fan.

I was a while ago, but lost interest after Dr Feelgood.

[Capmaster]

If I show up I'm bringing Dolly. She's as much a member here as I am If you don't like it then just skip your turn when I pass her around

[Doramius]

I'll be the designated driver. I don't know if Yoda will be safe after all that milk. :P If I drink, my wife will be pissed, but if someone slips it in and admits they did it, she'll only be pissed at him and I'll have had a drink with you all.

[Yoda at a bar]"I'll have a White Russian, hold the rum & Kahlua."

[the bomb]

For all of you going to the reunion, watch the movie Very Bad Things before you go. It might help.

[BJ_M]

to get a hooker ? but cap already promised he took care of that ...

[BJ_M]

i mean stripper - stripper ...

i wasnt supposed to say hooker ... crips ..

[Capmaster]

"Exotic dancer". Yeah. That's it. That's the ticket

[the bomb]

His wife told me he won't be going.

[makntraks]

Yoda will be drinking milk...

Whilst sat in a high chair no doubt.

I am more of a Motley Crue fan.

And wearing a Star Wars bib....

makntraks

[Capmaster]

His wife told me he won't be going.

You know her? Oh shit ....

[northcat_8]

I'll be the designated driver. I don't know if Yoda will be safe after all that milk. :P If I drink, my wife will be pissed, but if someone slips it in and admits they did it, she'll only be pissed at him and I'll have had a drink with you all.

[Yoda at a bar]"I'll have a White Russian, hold the rum & Kahlua."

No worries Doramius...if you wife gets pissed off at you I'll "comfort" her

[northcat_8]

His wife told me he won't be going.

You know her? Oh shit ....

Don't worry Cap...with me, Doc and Jimmy on your side, we'll cover for you, she'll never know the difference...I mean who is your wife going to believe a teacher, doctor and wanker or "the bomb"? We'll just tell her the bomb is trying to cause trouble because you turned her down.

[Capmaster]

His wife told me he won't be going.

You know her? Oh shit ....

Don't worry Cap...with me, Doc and Jimmy on your side, we'll cover for you, she'll never know the difference...I mean who is your wife going to believe a teacher, doctor and wanker or "the bomb"? We'll just tell her the bomb is trying to cause trouble because you turned her down.

Yes, and fine upstanding people you three are too 8)

She is still mad over the rejection thing. I mean .....can you blame her?

<I'll duck now>

[the bomb]

Yes and I was so crushed!!!

[Capmaster]

Yes and I was so crushed!!!

[northcat_8]

Yes and I was so crushed!!!

maybe not for long there bomber girl

[sacajaweeda]

You're a real whore dog of a post whore, cap. A true inspiration.

[northcat_8]

Cap is a Post Whore's Whore that's for sure...14,000 in less than a year :

[Capmaster]

In spite of her fantasies about me, she's not my type. I like my women more demure and not quite so ....ummm ....vocal

She should be happy just to keep her hubby content, bring him the newspaper and shit, pour him a beer, and bask in the glow of his attention when he feels so inclined

[Doramius]

Should I break out the page from the Homemaker's of the 50's textbook? That's classic material.

[bazooka]

And wearing a Star Wars bib....

makntraks

[BJ_M]

bring him newspaper and shit ?

what - he is not toilet trained ? !!!!


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