Best Pick Up Line

[Ripper2860]

Does that thing have a hemi ?

[doppletwo]

Does that thing have a hemi ?

I just went to a Sonics game.

There is a White Girl on the Dance team that me and my friends refer to affectionately as "Bubbles". You can easily recognize even from the cheap seats.

I would like to say that to her.

"She has mo' ass than a astronaut
enough for the haves and the having nots."
--Dr. Dre

I can't believe this thing has reached nine pages.

[ViRaL1]

'Girl you look good, won'tcha back that ass up.'

[doppletwo]

"Oh do me baby, oh do me baby"

--BelBivDeVoe

EDIT: wow look at the stats on this thread.

that's not a pickup line.

[the bomb]

I wonder how many guys on this thread are still single?

[doppletwo]

Look at my avatar what do you think?

[the bomb]

Look at my avatar what do you think?

I thought it was because of your pick up lines:

[Doramius]

Once I saw you I came from the other side of the bar, and boy is my arm tired.

[doppletwo]

Look at my avatar what do you think?

I thought it was because of your pick up lines

I don't use lines. I either use the dirct method (I.E. My name is blank) or the Jerk method (I.E. act like a loud obnoxious boorish A-hole).

You have to use the right bait.

I haven't attempted an actual relationship recently except for this one specail lady I met on Halloween, but when I met her again I got kicked to the curb quite quickly which was suprisingly the first time I have been kicked to the curb, dropped like habior whatever.

Usually I am the one who makes the break.

I haven't attempted a relationship other than that brcause it just involves too much effort. I am quite dedicated when I do, but I am quite selfish when I don't. Basically the woman becomes the only thing the consumes my life other than work and sleep. Everything else falls by the waste side, friends, family, hobbies, all interests other than her.

But like I said I am quite selfish and don't feel like doing this right now.

EDIT: I am embarassed this post isn't silly.

[the bomb]

Being in a relationship isn't a requirement for being happy. If you like things the way they are why should you change them, Right?

[doppletwo]

Yeah, but I want the 2.5 kids and all the jazz.

Can you imagine little Dopples running around?

I think I just teared up a little.

[the bomb]

They would be cute little buggers. I'll bet it will happen when you least expect it.

[doppletwo]

No, it will happen when I plan it.

I wouldn't let it happen with somebody I didn't want it to happen with.

That would piss me off so much. Having to have some sort of lifelong relationship if only friendship with a woman I don't like.

The thought of it horrifies me. That is true horror.

[the bomb]

No I mean you meeting the right person. It happens to everybody sooner or later.

[Doramius]

I met the right person, but my wife said I was never allowed to speak to her again or she'd cut off my sack. So now I'm happy with my wife. :P

[doppletwo]

Sorry for ruining this thread it became Dopple talking to Dr. Phil (the bomb).

No I mean you meeting the right person. It happens to everybody sooner or later.

Yeah I thought I met the right one, but she did not agree. I almost wanted to beg for chance, but I am too proud to beg.

That shit was weak that's for bringing up this subject. It is so fun to talk about...

Not really.

[BJ_M]

maybe this will help

http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=rusian+wives&btnG=Google+Search&meta=

[doppletwo]

I think I will pass on the mail order brides.

I hear they don't even deliver anymore. They are carryout only now.

EDIT: This reminds me of story:


At work we were talking about Steel Battlion this is the Mech game for Xbox that requires a $150 controller.

This game is marketed as a "Vertical Talk Simulatior" instead of just a Mech game.

We talked about how the game takes the simulation aspects quite seriously and is quite imersive with all the switches and dials and extrea stuff on the $150 dollar controller.

So I mentioned how in Japan they have Girlfriend Simulators..

A few of the guys eyes got realy big and they seemed quite interested...

And then I said "no the girlfriend simulators do not use a special controller."

That was some funy shit.

[the bomb]

by the way doppletwo its Dr. Ruth not Dr. Phil.

[doppletwo]

by the way doppletwo its Dr. Ruth not Dr. Phil.

What you don't want to be Oprah's overweight bald lackey?

[the bomb]

I'm referred to as male so many times, I'm beginning to walk funny.

[sacajaweeda]

I knew a guy that did that mail order bride thing. Didn't turn out too good for him, either.

[ViRaL1]

It'd be just my luck she'd get delivered on a day I have to work late and be pissed at me for the entire relationship.

[doppletwo]

I knew a guy that did that mail order bride thing. Didn't turn out too good for him, either.

Not that I ever would get amail order bride, but if I did...

I would go with a pinay mail order bride over the russion make and model. They age like fine wine where as the Russians age like cream cheese left out of the refridgerator.

Some of the most offensive things I have said have been when talking about Russian Mail order brides.

Please excuse me if there are any Russians or Russian mail order brides on this site.

I must remind myslef never to speak when the subject of Russian mail order brides comes up.

I say the worst things.

My comments on this post were mild comparatively.

Please accpet my apologies.

Sorry

[the bomb]

Let me get this straight, you don't like Russian mail order brides. Can you send them back for a refund?

[ViRaL1]

Yes, but you have to pay shipping.

[the bomb]

I hope they put holes in the crate.

[ZAPPER]

I hope they put holes in the crate.

Who are you?

[the bomb]

I'll never tell!!!

[doppletwo]

I told you guys Russian mail order brides are Carryout only now.

There is no delivery.

It's like Digiorno's.

It's not delivery.