Best Pick Up Line

[bazooka]

I can't wait to see the "How many ways have you been shot down?" thread.

Too many times to count

[ZAPPER]

Guy: "Do you want to dance?"
Girl: "No"
Guy: "I think you misheard me, I said your arse looks fat in those pants"

That is worth staying up to hear!

Sorry dude but I am gonna where that one out

[ViRaL1]

Man, how could I have forgotten this one...

'I'll give you the best 3 inches and 45 seconds of your life...TWICE if you're lucky.'

Never used that one, or any line come to think of it, in person.

[Ripper2860]

A potpourri of Pick-up lines for your enjoyment ...

Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for.

You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it.

I can make you feel like I've never had sex before.

Excuse me, have I screwed you yet?

I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

[ZAPPER]

I must be getting tired, because these things are getting funnier.

[MOVIEGEEK]

I may not be Mr.Right but I'm Mr.Rightnow.

[pacmania_2001]

"Hey, I lowered my standards to come over here"

[jimmalenko]

Hey, wanna go back to my place for pizza and a **** ?

<no>

What, you don't like pizza ?

[sacajaweeda]

Let's make ****.

[Cobra]

I usually begin by introducing myself, and offering the lady a drink of her choosing.

[SLICK RICK]

I usually begin by introducing myself, and offering the lady a drink of her choosing.

That one will work more that anything else.

[Cobra]

You don't need fancy pick-up lines that you rehearse over and over if you have some decent manners.

[SLICK RICK]

You don't need fancy pick-up lines that you rehearse over and over if you have some decent manners.

Well said.

[sacajaweeda]

"Get me drunk enough and you might get lucky."

[northcat_8]

"Get me drunk enough and you might get lucky."

Another Northcat philosophy...

Every "NO" is 2 shots from a "Maybe"
and
Every "Maybe" is 2 shots from a "Hell Yes, sounds like fun"

Back on the incest topic, I use to work with a guy who was married to his first cousin Anyone care to guess how I found that out

yep, made a comment in the teacher's lounge that went something like "what? are your parents brother and sister? cousins perhaps?" and the guy speaks up and says "hey my wife and I are first cousins " Thinking he was kidding, "I said well you have some inbread kids then" and I went on and on about family reunions being a place to meet chicks, and how all new brides and grooms are already excepted by the family, etc, etc and he really got bent Found out a while later that he was indeed telling the truth He's still waiting on that apology

[zzyzzx]

Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

By far my favorite.

[smearbrick1]

I usually begin by introducing myself, and offering the lady a drink of her choosing.

I used to use that one, but then I realized that all drinks are included at the all-you-can-eat buffet.

[the bomb]

Slick Rick and Cobra have the right idea. I would say they are winners. Northcat's humor is a winner too.

[BJ_M]

start flashing wads of cash around , have a possie with you and treat everyone like dirt ...

guaranteed results in quantity

[the bomb]

Works for me!

[glockjs]

from dodge ball..."is that a ms or mrs..." her reply "ms" his "well if there was a ms for mr i would be a ms cause mr doest have a ms" or somethin like that

[BJ_M]

you might want to practise that a few times first :P

[MOVIEGEEK]

"I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body"
...and my all-time favorite cheesy pick up line:
"If I told you had a beautiful body...would you hold it against me?"

[glockjs]

pick up a packet of sugar and hold it out.."you dropped your name tag"

or "are u a personal trainer?" her"no, why?" u "because you could raise my heart beat in a second"

[doppletwo]

...and my all-time favorite cheesy pick up line:
"If I told you had a beautiful body...would you hold it against me?"

This one has already been posted twice. I also listed as worst all time.

[handyguy]

"I usually begin by introducing myself, and offering the lady a drink of her choosing."

Do they ever order Sex on the Beach?

One time when I was working in a thrift shop a cute lady was looking at clothes & I said, ' do you know what would look nice on you?', she said, 'no, what?', I said, 'Me!'. That was fun. I think she laughed.

[Epicurus8a]

I have a friend you used to work as a waitress. One of her customers asked, "Can I have anything on the menu?" "Yes," she replied. His response was, "Please stand on the menu."

[lordsmurf]

... "Hey Baby, wanna sniff some glue?" ...

[BJ_M]

... "Hey Baby, wanna sniff some glue?" ...

goes along with "want to go smoke some ......?" or
"want to go do a hit of ....?" or
"lets get shit faced" or
"get out your moms old knives - i'm coming over" or
"save the blue ones for me - but you can have all the yellow ones" or
"go ahead and try it - this home made tea supposed to be killer" or
'go ahead and mix it up" or "don't put so much tobacco in there and we can lie on the bed and mellow" or

...... and so forth and so on ...

ahh the good old 60's and 70' (80's? , 90's? 00's??)




crip i got kids now ......

[BJ_M]

never sniff any glue though -- stuff bad for your liver ...

and it stinks