Best Pick Up Line

[the bomb]

i know pickup lines that dont work...

"hey girl, you lookin kinda big today"

or "wanna hump?"

or or "i just wanna stick my head in your boobs, c'mon just for a quick second"

i thought they would have been winners, but for some reason didnt work

Hey you never know someone might respond to that.

[northcat_8]

Ugly early is basically what Zapper said.

I do also like the direct approach. I am married however and I do not pick up women anymore. The only time I even try to "pick up women" is when the bar is getting kind of boring I'll go up and ask a girl out with her boyfriend or husband sitting there with her. I don't really want her to leave with me, I'm just trying to break up the boredom...and it usually works.

I'll usually walk up to them and say something to the girl like "excuse me sweetheart but does he listen to you like he should? Does he treat you like he should? Does he give you a magic tounge ride that makes you thank God you're a woman? I have more to say but this is where it usually gets cutoff and WaaaaaLaaaa Bar Boredom broken

[the bomb]

Ugly early is basically what Zapper said.

I do also like the direct approach. I am married however and I do not pick up women anymore. The only time I even try to "pick up women" is when the bar is getting kind of boring I'll go up and ask a girl out with her boyfriend or husband sitting there with her. I don't really want her to leave with me, I'm just trying to break up the boredom...and it usually works.

I'll usually walk up to them and say something to the girl like "excuse me sweetheart but does he listen to you like he should? Does he treat you like he should? Does he give you a magic tounge ride that makes you thank God you're a woman? I have more to say but this is where it usually gets cutoff and WaaaaaLaaaa Bar Boredom broken

And just how many times did you get your nose broken?

[northcat_8]

Never. Bumps and bruises but that's about it. I don't exactly go up to some woman who is there with someone who looks like he escaped from deathrow. We're bored, not suicidal

But fights do tend to follow. My friends and I take turns. My one friend just says "hey baby, you want to F..." and the dude will fly out of the seat, we take bets on how fast the guy gets to Shawn

[doppletwo]

Never. Bumps and bruises but that's about it. I don't exactly go up to some woman who is there with someone who looks like he escaped from deathrow. We're bored, not suicidal

But fights do tend to follow. My friends and I take turns. My one friend just says "hey baby, you want to F..." and the dude will fly out of the seat, we take bets on how fast the guy gets to Shawn

That is some good shit. Next time I go out me and my friends will play that game.

Have you christened it with a name yet?

[Capmaster]

Just hope that one time the husband isn't violently jealous ...and strapped

[the bomb]

Never. Bumps and bruises but that's about it. I don't exactly go up to some woman who is there with someone who looks like he escaped from deathrow. We're bored, not suicidal

But fights do tend to follow. My friends and I take turns. My one friend just says "hey baby, you want to F..." and the dude will fly out of the seat, we take bets on how fast the guy gets to Shawn

and you do this for fun? You need a new hobby, what would the OT do without you if you end up in the hospital or worse?

[ZAPPER]

Thats one of the problems I think men have. They always think there is something better out there. Take some advice from a woman's experience. Everybody has good and bad. If the good out weighs the bad you have a good thing.
Sounds like Dr. Ruth


Its a two way street.

Let me explain where I am coming from. First off when we talk about "Pick up lines" I am thinking "Meat markets" places or events that people have gone to to get some action. Wether they truley want action or just want to play like like it. Basicaly they want the animal in them satisfied. A long term thing is always nice and adds to the effect but is in all reality nonexistant. Men want things from a woman and women want things from men. If a couple completely fills each other needs or wants great! But the bitter truth is that very rarely ever happens for much longer than a week. Women use men just as much as men use women. It only looks worse for one or the other depending on your perspective, its actually all the same. I've seen men crush women and I have seen men crushed by women. I just can't figure out how people could be so stupid as to think that a relationship that started so fast should last forever. I have no respect for a man that cries when a bimbo moves on to bigger and better. Likewise I have no pity for a girl that lets a jerk into her pants and then regrets it. They all should have seen it coming.

[the bomb]

Thats one of the problems I think men have. They always think there is something better out there. Take some advice from a woman's experience. Everybody has good and bad. If the good out weighs the bad you have a good thing.
Sounds like Dr. Ruth


Its a two way street.

Let me explain where I am coming from. First off when we talk about "Pick up lines" I am thinking "Meat markets" places or events that people have gone to to get some action. Wether they truley want action or just want to play like like it. Basicaly they want the animal in them satisfied. A long term thing is always nice and adds to the effect but is in all reality nonexistant. Men want things from a woman and women want things from men. If a couple completely fills each other needs or wants great! But the bitter truth is that very rarely ever happens for much longer than a week. Women use men just as much as men use women. It only looks worse for one or the other depending on your perspective, its actually all the same. I've seen men crush women and I have seen men crushed by women. I just can't figure out how people could be so stupid as to think that a relationship that started so fast should last forever. I have no respect for a man that cries when a bimbo moves on to bigger and better. Likewise I have no pity for a girl that lets a jerk into her pants and then regrets it. They all should have seen it coming.

I totaly agree with you, it works both ways. I believe if you work at it, a relationship can be forever. I can only draw on my own life. Women can be worse then men sometimes. Not to get to personal but I had a best friend take a boyfriend from me because she was willing to sleep with him and I wasn't ready for that yet. Their marriage lasted 5 years. You have to work at it all the time if its worth it for you.

[northcat_8]

and you do this for fun? You need a new hobby, what would the OT do without you if you end up in the hospital or worse?

Well yea for fun. Why not? Hell sometimes one of us will go over to a whole table where 3-4 couples are sitting and say, "excuse me ladies, you guys should come over and hang out with us. We have to be cooler than these fa**ots."

Although, oddly enough, when such a comment is made to an entire table, it usually doesn't provoke a fight. They usually just leave

The funniest was my friend Shawn. It was his turn, he goes cruising over to this dude and his girl and he said what he says to the guy instead That dude was pissed oh man, we still laugh about that one If you guys think I'm kind of fucked up, you should meet my friend Shawn...that dude isn't even close to right.

I'm sure the OT would be just fine without me.

[the bomb]

Zapper, you're a great person to talk to. Glad I met you!

[ZAPPER]

Now there is the "**** of the rock" event that takes place when there are way fewer females than males present. All of the cocks start to strut a little louder and fancier than the others in an attempt to win the hen chick. This often leads to smashing beer cans on their own heads or other feats of stupidity and bragging, eventually a fight may break out and end the end none of the competing cocks actually get the hen. (or in this case the thread gets locked)

[the bomb]

Now there is the "**** of the rock" event that takes place when there are way fewer females than males present. All of the cocks start to strut a little louder and fancier than the others in an attempt to win the hen chick. This often leads to smashing beer cans on their own heads or other feats of stupidity and bragging, eventually a fight may break out and end the end none of the competing cocks actually get the hen. (or in this case the thread gets locked)

Well , you are proof you can talk to a female without offending her.
Seiously nobody has offended me at all.

[ZAPPER]

Yeh, I can talk all day and not say much and I can lead a conversation in just about any direction that I want. But what of it I am still old, fat, bald and poor

[the bomb]

Looks don't last forever. There has to be more to a person.

[northcat_8]

Yeh, I can talk all day and not say much and I can lead a conversation in just about any direction that I want. But what of it I am still old, fat, bald and poor

maybe you'll get young, skinny, hairy and rich when Georgia is finishes with it's construction

[MOVIEGEEK]

Guy:
"If it's wrong to love you,I don't want to be right."

Girl:
"Get away from me loser!"

Guy:
"I must be dead because I just saw an angel."

Girl:
"Yea right whatever"

Guy:
"Why say no when it feels so right to say yes?"

Girl:
"Your place or mine?"

[ZAPPER]

Yeh, I can talk all day and not say much and I can lead a conversation in just about any direction that I want. But what of it I am still old, fat, bald and poor

maybe you'll get young, skinny, hairy and rich when Georgia is finishes with it's construction

Are you kidding? The Georgia sun is what aged my skin, the fried food is what made me fat, the hard hat is what made me bald and the pay scale is what made me poor! Further more this place wont ever be finished.

[doppletwo]

Now there is the "**** of the rock" event that takes place when there are way fewer females than males present. All of the cocks start to strut a little louder and fancier than the others in an attempt to win the hen chick. This often leads to smashing beer cans on their own heads or other feats of stupidity and bragging, eventually a fight may break out and end the end none of the competing cocks actually get the hen. (or in this case the thread gets locked)

Well , you are proof you can talk to a female without offending her.
Seiously nobody has offended me at all.

Dang I gotta try harder.



j/k.


I need to go to a website with the reverse m to f ratio of videohelp.

Like a soap opera forum site.

Hmm that's probably not the way to go it's probably just pillow biters not actually women.

PS: What the hell does pillow biters even mean? That phrase doesn't make sense I just used it above to sound silly

[ZAPPER]

So I've heard:
Pick up lines at a gay bar.

"May I push in your stool?"


First gay to second: "Your place or mine?"
Secend gay: "Better make it yours, mines sore."

How do you get four gays on a bar stool?
Turn it upside down.

How do you get them off?
Shake it for a while.



All in good clean fun

[doppletwo]

Zapper that first one probably works.

[northcat_8]

Are you kidding? The Georgia sun is what aged my skin, the fried food is what made me fat, the hard hat is what made me bald and the pay scale is what made me poor! Further more this place wont ever be finished.

My wife has family in Atlanta. Last time I was down there it was nothing but red dirt and orange barrels as far as the eye could see

[ZAPPER]

Are you kidding? The Georgia sun is what aged my skin, the fried food is what made me fat, the hard hat is what made me bald and the pay scale is what made me poor! Further more this place wont ever be finished.

My wife has family in Atlanta. Last time I was down there it was nothing but red dirt and orange barrels as far as the eye could see

Yep. That's the place.
Funny though, my sister inlaw complained that you can't see anything because of all of the pine trees

[pacmania_2001]

pcamania 's favorite line is 'i'm hilary duff's brother"

judging by past remarks during the AU school fling period :P

I'd kill myself if I was Hilary Duff's brother, being so close but not being able to touch.

mmm... Hilary and Haylie Duff...

[northcat_8]

pcamania 's favorite line is 'i'm hilary duff's brother"

judging by past remarks during the AU school fling period :P

I'd kill myself if I was Hilary Duff's brother, being so close but not being able to touch.

mmm... Hilary and Haylie Duff...

You know what they say in Arkansas..."Incest the best, keep it in the family"

[doppletwo]

"That's my sister if anyone is gonna date her it's gonna be me"
--Dave Chappelle as the Black White Supremast

Did anyone see Viral's post about Y'all magazine.

Also to get back on topic.

You might be a redneck if...

While reading this thread you thought, I am going to try some of those pick lines at the next family reunion.

[BJ_M]

pcamania 's favorite line is 'i'm hilary duff's brother"

judging by past remarks during the AU school fling period :P

I'd kill myself if I was Hilary Duff's brother, being so close but not being able to touch.

mmm... Hilary and Haylie Duff...

what i meant is -- you would get the (pre) teenie boopers swooning on you ...

[BJ_M]

The Facts About Cousin Marriages http://www.cousincouples.com



Some people are fixated on the fallacy that cousin couples pose an intolerable risk to their offspring. However it is likely that we are all descendants of cousin marriages. Before civil laws banning cousin marriages, it was preferable to marry a cousin in some communities as it is to this day in many countries. The notion “why marry a stranger" is just as prevalent in many countries as the cousin marriage taboo in America today.

There is a wide range of opinions on the subject of cousin marriages. This is fuelled by erroneous information, bigotry, and presumptions. Further we have civil laws and religious creeds based on obsolete information.

The facts about cousin marriages are much clearer.

There are no contemporary studies that indicate cousins have children with significantly higher than normal birth defects. Fears of cousins who marry having children with birth defects are indeed exaggerated. Simply marrying within your own race increases the odds of birth defects. Marrying within your own town further increases your chances. Cousin couples have only a slightly higher incidence of birth defects than non-related couples.

Fact: 26 states allow first cousin marriages; Most people can marry their cousin in the US.

Fact: US prohibitions against cousin marriages predate modern genetics. Hmmm.

Fact: In the first quarter of 2000, two delegates in Maryland introduced a bill that would prohibit first cousin marriage. This bill passed in the House of Delegates (82 to 46), however did not make it past the Senate Committee. Please remember Delegates Heller and Barve in the next election. The sponsors of the bill claim that a large ratio of out-of-state couples come to Maryland to get married – perhaps cousin couples. Their bill would have stifled revenues from marriage licenses while imposing ridiculous marriage restrictions.

Fact: No European country prohibits marriage between first cousins. It is also legal throughout Canada and Mexico to marry your cousin. The USA is the only western country with cousin marriage restrictions.

Fact: Children of non-related couples have a 2-3% risk of birth defects, as opposed to first cousins having a 4-6% risk. Genetic counseling is available for those couples that may be at a special risk for birth defects (e.g. You have a defect that runs in your family) In plain terms first cousins have at a 94 percent + chance of having healthy children. Check the links section for more information on genetic counselors. The National Society of Genetic Counselors estimated the increased risk for first cousins is between 1.7 to 2.8 percent, or about the same a any woman over 40 years of age.

Fact: Second cousins have little, if any increased chance of having children with birth defects, per the book "Clinical Genetics Handbook”– courtesy of the March of Dimes.

Fact: The frequency of cousin marriages in the USA is about 1 in 1,000

Fact: The frequency of cousin marriages in Japan is about 4 in 1,000

Fact: It is estimated that 20 percent of all couples worldwide are first cousins. It is also estimated that 80 percent of all marriages historically have been between first cousins!

Fact: In some cultures, the term cousin and mate are synonymous.

Fact: The range of consanguinity in Saudi Arabia is between 34 to 80+ percent. A study has been done on birth defects resulting from consanguineous marriages in this country. Read about it.

Fact: Albert Einstein married his first cousin. And so did Charles Darwin, who had exceptional children.

Fact: Franklin D. Roosevelt, the longest serving US president in history married his cousin (not a first cousin, however they shared the same last name).

Fact: The first Prime Minister of Canada, Sir John A. MacDonald married his first cousin.

Fact: Leviticus 18 lists all forbidden sexual relationships. Cousin relationships are not included.

Fact: God commanded many cousins to marry, including Zelophehad's 5 daughters, Eleazar's daughters, Jacob (who married both Rachel and Leah, first cousins), and Isaac and Rebekkah (first cousins once removed). All were ancestors of Jesus Christ.

Fact: It is likely that Joseph and Mary -- Christ's earthly parents were first cousins.

Fact: Current studies indicate that cousin couples have a lower ratio of miscarriages -- perhaps because body chemistry of cousins is more similar. The verdict is still out.

[pacmania_2001]

what i meant is -- you would get the (pre) teenie boopers swooning on you ...

Ahh.... Now I get you.

Thats what my job at Big W is for.

[the bomb]

pcamania 's favorite line is 'i'm hilary duff's brother"

judging by past remarks during the AU school fling period :P

I'd kill myself if I was Hilary Duff's brother, being so close but not being able to touch.

mmm... Hilary and Haylie Duff...

You know what they say in Arkansas..."Incest the best, keep it in the family"

This would explain many things.