Best Pick Up Line

[the bomb]

I don't have a problem with my age. I'm 29.

and you never date younger men or take lie detector test ?

[BJ_M]

the ad! the ad! - i was just quoting the ad that plays like every 10 minutes that you said the punch line to ...


really !

[the bomb]

[ZAPPER]

I don't have a problem with my age. I'm 29.

That's funny! The joke in my family is that my sisters have been 29 for 30 years

Anyhow I would have thought that the "whats your sign" line went out with the seventies. I would have never used it myself. I don't really want a woman that thinks the position of the stars has anything to do with anything in the real world. It's bad enough that my ole lady thinks that Quige boards and ghost are real. ( keep that in mind the next time that you see a pediatric nurse)

[the bomb]

Zapper its my understanding that some guys still use that line. Of course they are still single.

[ZAPPER]

Zapper its my understanding that some guys still use that line. Of course they are still single.

Slow down sister, you said that you can't beleive how many times that YOU had heard it. And now you are saying that you think that the line is still in use. Hmmm, something ain't right here. You must be useing the same calender that my sisters use to keep track of their birthdays

I am glad that line is ineffective, I do not like to see stupid people breed

[the bomb]

I have unmarried sisters and friends. They told me.

I'm sure its the exact same calender!!

I appreciate your concern about me showing my age, but it really doesn't bother me. Can we drop it now? Stick to the thread.

[BJ_M]

dig it a little deeper

[the bomb]

dig it a little deeper

[ZAPPER]

I have unmarried sisters and friends. They told me.

I'm sure its the exact same calender!!

I appreciate your concern about me showing my age, but it really doesn't bother me. Can we drop it now? Stick to the thread.

All in good clean fun

[ViRaL1]

'You're not THAT hot, but hey it's a slow night.'

'OMG, that was you on the cover of [insert magazine title], WOW! I always thought those things were just airbrushed.'

'Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't come up with a pickup line? No? Whew, I've still got a shot' (Follow with normal intro.)

"Why yes, that IS a comb-over'

[the bomb]

Zapper I know but I think we can find something better then my age

[ZAPPER]

Do you have a boyfreind?

Would you like a manfreind?

[ViRaL1]

'Do you think THIS will fit?'

[the bomb]

[quote="ZAPPER"]Do you have a boyfreind?

Would you like a manfreind?[/quote

I have a life long boyfriend. He married me.

[doppletwo]

What about a fiend?

[doppletwo]

I got a girlfriend...

and A wife on the side

OOps sorry about the double post.

Just woke up.

And I am Doppletwo

The DoppIeganger, the Doubleganger, the DoppIewalker.

[the bomb]

I got a girlfriend...

and A wife on the side

Shame on you!

[ZAPPER]

[quote="the bomb"]

Do you have a boyfreind?

Would you like a manfreind?[/quote

I have a life long boyfriend. He married me.

Ah,err, ah. You do know that wasn't a direct question right? It was another pick up line for the thread<wipeing sudden outbreak of sweat from forehead>

[the bomb]

Don't sweat it, I was just being a smart ass.

[northcat_8]

In my experience pickup lines are no good ever.

Plus, everything depends on what kind of girl you are picking up.

If you spot a shy girl sitting in the corner while her friends are dancing or whatever. Then a simple conversation is all that matters. Something like "hey, how are you doing?" will start dialog then you work from there....identify with the "it's not your scene" or "not in the mood to party tonight" whatever, it doesn't matter, just keep identifying and make sure you LISTEN to her.

However if your target is the hottest girl in the bar, then your best pickup line is to ask the hottest girl about her friend...is her friend single, what's her friend's name, etc. And mean while just treat the hottest looking girl <the one you're really after> like she is 2nd rate to the other girl, just treat her normally like you would your female cousin or a friend's girlfriend or sister <curiosity not only killed the cat, it got if fucked too>

If you are trying to pick up the middle of the pack girl...say a friend of the hottest girl, use the same approach as above but be serious about it, except talk to the girl herself in front of her hot friend. <stroking the ego of a girl who knows she's not as hot as her friend that you are ignoring>

Also since women travel in packs, you have to apply the preceeding principles according to the girl's own status in her own group of friends.

There's a lot of ways to pick up women and none of them are difficult. But remember the Northcat motto "go ugly early"

DISCLAIMER: This advice is for picking up a score, not for finding a girlfriend who might turn into a life partner.

[ZAPPER]

Don't sweat it, I was just being a smart ass.

Whew! Just now healing from my last ass beating.

[the bomb]

Don't sweat it, I was just being a smart ass.

Whew! Just now healing from my last ass beating.

Don't worry, I'm easy to get along with and I love talking and goofing around with everybody here. All of you have been great!

[the bomb]

In my experience pickup lines are no good ever.

Plus, everything depends on what kind of girl you are picking up.

If you spot a shy girl sitting in the corner while her friends are dancing or whatever. Then a simple conversation is all that matters. Something like "hey, how are you doing?" will start dialog then you work from there....identify with the "it's not your scene" or "not in the mood to party tonight" whatever, it doesn't matter, just keep identifying and make sure you LISTEN to her.

However if your target is the hottest girl in the bar, then your best pickup line is to ask the hottest girl about her friend...is her friend single, what's her friend's name, etc. And mean while just treat the hottest looking girl <the one you're really after> like she is 2nd rate to the other girl, just treat her normally like you would your female cousin or a friend's girlfriend or sister <curiosity not only killed the cat, it got if fucked too>

If you are trying to pick up the middle of the pack girl...say a friend of the hottest girl, use the same approach as above but be serious about it, except talk to the girl herself in front of her hot friend. <stroking the ego of a girl who knows she's not as hot as her friend that you are ignoring>

Also since women travel in packs, you have to apply the preceeding principles according to the girl's own status in her own group of friends.

There's a lot of ways to pick up women and none of them are difficult. But remember the Northcat motto "go ugly early"

DISCLAIMER: This advice is for picking up a score, not for finding a girlfriend who might turn into a life partner.

Man do you know women!!! Just one question What does go ugly early mean? Haven't heard that one.

[doppletwo]

In my experience pickup lines are no good ever.

Plus, everything depends on what kind of girl you are picking up.

If you spot a shy girl sitting in the corner while her friends are dancing or whatever. Then a simple conversation is all that matters. Something like "hey, how are you doing?" will start dialog then you work from there....identify with the "it's not your scene" or "not in the mood to party tonight" whatever, it doesn't matter, just keep identifying and make sure you LISTEN to her.

However if your target is the hottest girl in the bar, then your best pickup line is to ask the hottest girl about her friend...is her friend single, what's her friend's name, etc. And mean while just treat the hottest looking girl <the one you're really after> like she is 2nd rate to the other girl, just treat her normally like you would your female cousin or a friend's girlfriend or sister <curiosity not only killed the cat, it got if fucked too>

If you are trying to pick up the middle of the pack girl...say a friend of the hottest girl, use the same approach as above but be serious about it, except talk to the girl herself in front of her hot friend. <stroking the ego of a girl who knows she's not as hot as her friend that you are ignoring>

Also since women travel in packs, you have to apply the preceeding principles according to the girl's own status in her own group of friends.

There's a lot of ways to pick up women and none of them are difficult. But remember the Northcat motto "go ugly early"

DISCLAIMER: This advice is for picking up a score, not for finding a girlfriend who might turn into a life partner.

Man do you know women!!! Just one question What does go ugly early mean? Haven't heard that one.

GO ugly ealry means make don't go around the bar and get shot down by the top notchers. Go for the girls that are secnd or third options first. Russell Crowe's character in A Beautiful Mind was the the one that came up with this theory of picking up women.

"Body Massage Machine!(singing) GO!

And knowing is half the Battle"

Just acting like a jerk. Slutty girls love jerks and A-holes. If you act act as loud and obnoxious and boorish as possible. Call them Ho or B.I. and break something if possible to do with out going to jail.

This a sure fire way to take home a loose woman at the end of the night. Probably a girl named after a type of liquor.

Northcat's stuff makes sense, but I like my be jerk method it has great rate of success for me and others.

[the bomb]

I believe you. All kinds of women out there, To each his own Right?

[ZAPPER]

The truth as I know it is in the eyes. Look at a girls eyes they will almost always tell you if she is interested. After you determine if she is interested it is up to you to seal the deal. Unfortunatley by opening our mouths we tend to botch things up. The same goes for women, they may be built for speed, but when stupidity comes out of their mouth a guy knows that this ain't a long term investment and while he may play the market with her he knows that he is going to dump her as soon as a better deal comes along.

[the bomb]

[quote="ZAPPER"]The truth as I know it is in the eyes. Look at a girls eyes they will almost always tell you if she is interested. After you determine if she is interested it is up to you to seal the deal. Unfortunatley by opening our mouths we tend to botch things up. The same goes for women, they may be built for speed, but when stupidity comes out of their mouth a guy knows that this ain't a long term investment and while he may play the market with her he knows that he is going to dump her as soon as a better deal comes along.[/quote

Thats one of the problems I think men have. They always think there is something better out there. Take some advice from a woman's experience. Everybody has good and bad. If the good out weighs the bad you have a good thing.
Sounds like Dr. Ruth

[glockjs]

i know pickup lines that dont work...

"hey girl, you lookin kinda big today"

or "wanna hump?"

or or "i just wanna stick my head in your boobs, c'mon just for a quick second"

i thought they would have been winners, but for some reason didnt work

[doppletwo]

i know pickup lines that dont work...

"hey girl, you lookin kinda big today"

That one works for me all the time!