Best Pick Up Line

[bazooka]

Ok, enough of this crap. If you want to find someone for the long haul, it has to be one that hunts you (Cap will back me up on this one). Usually acting pitiful works.

If you're just looking for a quick wick dip, I usually go with... "Honey, I'm giving out free samples tonight, but you're only allowed to taste the first 8 inches".

T.m.i.

[ZAPPER]

Ripper nice disclaimer. I may have to have my lawyer draw up about ten pages of fine print.

[the bomb]

The testosterone in this room is foggy up my screen!

[ViRaL1]

The testosterone in this room is foggy up my screen!

Making your head spin?

[Capmaster]

Yeah, and I'll bet she vomits green stuff soon

[ViRaL1]

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[ZAPPER]

The testosterone in this room is foggy up my screen!

OK now we know what makes you hot enough to steam. What do you think a good pick-up line is?

[the bomb]

I think Cap has the right idea. Although some of these lines are pretty good.

[the bomb]

winners so far

MackemX - mystery man approach
doppletwo-look for a clothing label - just like I thought made in heaven
Ripper-Do you believe in love at first sight, If not I'll walk by again
Capmaster- direct approach

[pacmania_2001]

My other approach is my t-shirt with the phrase:

"Mr Winkie Wants To Buy You A Drinkie"

Normally when I'm wearing it you'll see girls trying to read what it says and then when they look up you give them a bit of a wink and ask if they want that drink.

I haven't tested my other t-shirt yet that has "Trainee Gynecologist" printed on the front of it.

[Capmaster]

Capmaster- direct approach

Which one? "I'd like to buy you dinner ...are you free this weekend" or "Hey Blondie ...drop the laundry"

[the bomb]

My other approach is my t-shirt with the phrase:

"Mr Winkie Wants To Buy You A Drinkie"

Normally when I'm wearing it you'll see girls trying to read what it says and then when they look up you give them a bit of a wink and ask if they want that drink.

I haven't tested my other t-shirt yet that has "Trainee Gynecologist" printed on the front of it.

Since you are the real Mrs. Cap, why don't you tell us how Capmaster snagged you?

[the bomb]

Capmaster- direct approach

Which one? "I'd like to buy you dinner ...are you free this weekend" or "Hey Blondie ...drop the laundry"

Hey Blondie...drop the laundry!

[Ripper2860]

I can't believe no one posted -- "Hey, baby! What's your sign ??"

[the bomb]

Oh God!!! I can't tell you how many times I heard that line!!!

[pacmania_2001]

Since you are the real Mrs. Cap, why don't you tell us how Capmaster snagged you?

No pick up line necessary, we both used to work together and I thought he had a hot arse and well... eventually word got back to him and he asked me out on a date.

[the bomb]

Thats really lame!

[pacmania_2001]

I still can't believe I married him in such a short time. I can't believe I married him period.

[the bomb]

somebody had to do it

[glockjs]

lol. it doesnt matter what u say. if she's interested she will respond. but if you say something too stupid you're done with...anyways, my favorite would be taken from chevy chase i forget if it was caddyshack 1 or 2..."have you ever seen a crisp new 20 dollar bill" as he pulls it out

[pacmania_2001]

somebody had to do it

Yeh, who knows how bad the single scene would be if Cappy was still a player.

[the bomb]

somebody had to do it

Yeh, who knows how bad the single scene would be if Cappy was still a player.

I'm only guessing but I think a lot of women would try the gay side.

[tgpo]

The best

"I have low standards"
"Do you take a check?"
"If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
"You're different than the women I talk to on the Internet"
"You remind me of my mom!"
"You wanna kiss? My Mom says I'm great at it!"

[Capmaster]

Just carry on with the abuse ...I'm fine here .....

[BJ_M]

if Cappy was still a player i would start another 900 phone service with retired sheep farmers and get rich

[Capmaster]

[ZAPPER]

Oh God!!! I can't tell you how many times I heard that line!!!

Be careful, you may be showing your age. Or at least I figured that "What's your sign" was so old that it was obsolete

[the bomb]

I don't have a problem with my age. I'm 29.

[BJ_M]

pcamania 's favorite line is 'i'm hilary duff's brother"

judging by past remarks during the AU school fling period :P

[BJ_M]

I don't have a problem with my age. I'm 29.

and you never date younger men or take lie detector test ?