Stop Ashlee Simpson!!!!

[jimmalenko]

Is that a cameltoe in the first pic ?

... and the 2nd pic ? well, I think we're all on the same wavelength here, aren't we ?

[BJ_M]

you think she looks good in that pic above ?


geez ..... low standards .....

[pacmania_2001]

Thats what I'm talking about. I'd hit both the Simpson sisters.

[BJ_M]

ok - she not ugly , but .....

[pacmania_2001]

you think she looks good in that pic above ?


geez ..... low standards .....

Maybe not in those pictures but in general she looks hot.

You can't tell me that if you were young and she was in a club you wouldn't try and hit her.

[northcat_8]

Is that a cameltoe in the first pic ?

... and the 2nd pic ? well, I think we're all on the same wavelength here, aren't we ?

Major cameltoe hell I'd hit em' both
<but it's not like that's an exclusive club or anything>

Anyone else having impure thoughts about the 2nd pic? Like if she would just bring that top lip over the gopher teeth she would be in perfect shape to.....

[pacmania_2001]

If you've ever seen one of her videos you'll see how much she can open her mouth.

[northcat_8]

If you've ever seen one of her videos you'll see how much she can open her mouth.

[Capmaster]

Someone get a hose

[northcat_8]

I got a hose...

...here Jessica, here Jessica....

[sacajaweeda]

Hose is ready. Bring on the hose beast!

[BJ_M]

go here , that will cool your hose down

[Capmaster]

My breakfast aaallllmost came up OMG, some fugly beasts there

I bookmarked it

[northcat_8]

dude...the black body builder has to be a man...just has to be....

I bookmarded it as well.

[BJ_M]

yea -- many degrees of female body building

[bazooka]

Never date a female that can bench-press more than you.

[northcat_8]

HOLY SHIT BJ_M







Now that's what I'm ******* talking about

[shelbyGT]

I'd do her.

Why

Decent looking enough, probably better than 80% of the girls at the bars anyway (unless you are V.I.P., then aren't you cool?).
Knows how to dance (more than just the hodown, I hope) and could probably translate those moves into the bedroom.



Oh yeah, she's rich and I would get to say that I boned Ashlee Simpson.

That enough, mister?

[tompika]

I see her camel toe

[Doramius]

If the body women can squeeze a certain muscle tight, firm and right HARD.

With Ashlee Simpson, I'd bang her. I don't like her singing, but I really get pissed at people that call her a loser because she lipsynchs (her own music) and say she can't get her songs straight. Tons of artists lipsynch their own music. Most of them have to or you'd be getting heavy breathing sounds and odd stutters during a few performances. It's not like Milli-Vanilli who had frontmen lipsynching to other singers voices and music. On top of that, the technical crew are the ones who screwed up the song and played the wrong one. Ashlee, was just trying to pass the time briefly by doing that "flashy new modern dance" routine rather than looked shocked and upset.

I piss on those who hate Ashlee for the wrong reasons. If you're going to be upset at someone, have the facts right and a strong point. I don't like her because she looks like an ugly gothic prostitute that hasn't taken her first meth hit yet, and thinks she can sing or write music. My wife's tonedeaf and I enjoy hearing her sing Shania Twain in the car, LOUD, on long car trips.