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  1. VH Veteran jimmalenko's Avatar
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    Originally Posted by bazooka
    Careful....She still has teeth and can bite something off.
    True ... but if you're playing the back 9 at the time, how's she gonna reach ?
    If in doubt, Google it.
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    Oh oh, this brings back memories of those old jokes:

    What do you call a guy who has no arms or legs and lays in a ditch?
    Answer: Phil

    What do you call a guy who has no arms or legs and stits in a hot tub?
    Answer: Stu

    What do you call a guy who has no arms or legs and lays on the front porch?
    Answer: Matt
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    Reminds me of the joke about the swimmer with no body, just the head ...
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    Originally Posted by jimmalenko
    Reminds me of the joke about the swimmer with no body, just the head ...
    His name wouldn't be Bob, would it?
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    You forgot...what do you call a quadriplegic in the pool?
    Answer: Bob
    Nothing can stop me now, 'cause I don't care anymore.
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    Originally Posted by bazooka
    Originally Posted by jimmalenko
    Reminds me of the joke about the swimmer with no body, just the head ...
    His name wouldn't be Bob, would it?


    Probably. It was actually to do with swimming caps.

    I'll post it in the crap joke corner thread if I can remember it
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  7. what do you call a man with no arms and no legs, that swims the english channel?

    clever dick.
    God created man and finding him not sufficiently alone, gave him a companion to make him feel his solitude more keenly. -- P. Valery
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