Strangelove another example of using several different aspect ratios.Originally Posted by BJ_M
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Hello,
2001 as I haven't seen any of the others that I'm aware of....
KevinDonatello - The Shredder? Michelangelo - Maybe all that hardware is for making coleslaw? -
Originally Posted by yoda313
You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!]
or:
Drill Instructor: How tall are you private?
Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir!
Drill Instructor: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?
Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!
Drill Instructor: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: Are you a peter puffer?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
ROTFLMAO
Ever see that Marine guy on the History channel Yoda, he plays the drill seargent.
I goota rent that movie again it's bben tto long since I've seen it. -
Hello,
Ok I think I'll pass on ever seeing that then.... Not my type of movie....
Kevin
(though I will say I loved the LETHAL WEAPON movies despite the excessive swearing just because so much stuff kept getting BLOWN UP!)
Donatello - The Shredder? Michelangelo - Maybe all that hardware is for making coleslaw? -
Originally Posted by yoda313
What is your major malfunction, Numbnuts?
I'm gonna piss myself. -
Originally Posted by Dr.Gee
NO it's not THAT!
I just don't see the point of watching a movie where all they do is swear at each other.
I saw Matrix Reloaded in the theater and loved it because it had plenty of action in it.
I've rented all the Lethal Weapon movies just because they were fun action flicks - though a bit over the top.
KevinDonatello - The Shredder? Michelangelo - Maybe all that hardware is for making coleslaw? -
There is plenty of action in that movie, it wouldn't be realistic without the swearing.
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Originally Posted by thecoalman
you just tune it out ---"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems." - Rene Descartes (1596-1650) -
I disliked Paths of Glory, powerful film though it was.
The two Malcolm McDowell films I like were Clockwork
and Oh Lucky Man.
I can't choose between Full Metal Jacket & 2001 :/
Daisy, Daisy,
Give me your answer do!
I'm half crazy,
All for the love of you!
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage
But you'll look sweet upon the seat
Of a bicycle made for two.
I don't know but I been told...
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.
MMM, good...
Tastes good...
Feels Good. -
All films made by Stanley Kubrik are from very good to excellent in my opinion.
Even though I voted for "The Shining".
I reckon 2001, Clockwork Orange and Full Metal Jacket are just as excellent.
Anyway, it is good I have a collection of Stanley Kubrik flicks on DVD and Alfred Hitchcock's movie collection is another good one to have.
ChrisXI am a computer and movie addict -
How tall are you private?
http://www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/mp3s.cgi?Full_Metal_Jacket=cowboy.mp3 -
More Memorable quotes:
1)"Were you born a fat, slimy scumbag, puke, piece of shit or did you have to work on it?"
2)"I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill."
3)"You had best square your arse away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely **** you up."
4)"What ever you do don't fall down. That would break my ******* heart."
5)"God has a hard-on for Marines, because we kill everything we see."
6)"I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior Drill Instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of our filthy sewers will be 'sir'. Do you maggots understand that?" "Sir, yes sir." "Bullshit I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair." "Sir, yes sir!"
7)"I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of South East Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture and, kill them."
8)"Oh that's right Private Pyle, don't make any ******* effort to get up to the top of the ******* obstacle. If God wanted you up there he would have miracled your arse up there by now, wouldn't he?"
9)"What is your major malfunction numnuts?"
10)"Get the **** off of my obstacle!"
11)"You climb obstacles like old people ****. Do you know that Private Pyle?"
12)"If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is 'poontang"
13)"I bet you if there was some pussy up there on top of that obstacle you could get up there. Couldn't you?"
14)"I'm gonna rip your balls off, so you can not contaminate the rest of the world!"
15)"Anyone who runs is a VC. Anyone who stands still is a well-disciplined VC."
16)"Aint war hell."
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