Random thoughts thread...

[Ripper2860]

If I fart in the CD/DVD section at Walmart, will they smell it in Sporting Goods ???

Not likely

What if it's Doramius farting ???

[Calypso]

Why do words have silent letters? I see them all the time in my medical reading. It seems like a waste of time if you're not even going to pronounce it. Is it there because it's useless, but deserving, like charity? What the hell?

[stiltman]

If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.

[zzyzzx]

Why do words have silent letters? I see them all the time in my medical reading. It seems like a waste of time if you're not even going to pronounce it. Is it there because it's useless, but deserving, like charity? What the hell?

I blame the French for that one!

Anyway, the boss is away today, so I am free to be a bigger than usual post whore!

[Ripper2860]

At what time of day does a morning "stiffy" stop being a "morning" stiffy?

[Calypso]

I have snuck in here to post and read, but I'm at work so I must get going for a staff meeting in a few minutes. Why don't they leave me alone? :P

[northcat_8]

They say it is a fine line between pure genius and pure insanity...and I'm teetering....

[northcat_8]

Lets not forget children the Uni-bomber was a math teacher....

<Relax....I don't even have the detonators yet>

[Capmaster]

Lets not forget children the Uni-bomber was a math teacher....

<Relax....I don't even have the detonators yet>

Relax. I have a few hundred I can spare

[northcat_8]

I wonder if I could get a Taste Testing job with Budweiser.

[bugster]

My meeting has been cancelled

[stiltman]

did I fart or did little stiltman poop his diaper?

[SquirrelDip]

I wonder if I could get a Taste Testing job with Budweiser.

I wonder if I could get a product testing job with Trojan...

[Capmaster]

I need a haircut ....badly

[tekkieman]

I'm 40 today.

[bazooka]

I'm 40 today.

My condolences.....you old-timer.

Note to self.....Shut Up.....I am only Nine years away from 40 myself.

Happy B-day tekkie.

[Capmaster]

Happy Birthday Tekkieman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tekkieman]

Thanks guys. It's a sad day. I've officially joined the ranks of the old people.

I guess it's not too bad. I didn't see any buzzards circling the house this morning.

[SquirrelDip]

Thanks guys. It's a sad day. I've officially joined the ranks of the old people.

I guess it's not too bad. I didn't see any buzzards circling the house this morning.

You're only as old as the woman you feel...

Happy birthday...

[Capmaster]

BJ_M's posts in the Prettiest Woman thread make my eyeballs sweat

[tekkieman]

Thanks guys. It's a sad day. I've officially joined the ranks of the old people.

I guess it's not too bad. I didn't see any buzzards circling the house this morning.

You're only as old as the woman you feel...

Happy birthday...

Who is 2 years older than me!

Thanks. That made me feel better.

[HatchetMan]

I wonder if I could get a Taste Testing job with Budweiser.

Go to Sea World. Owned by Anheuser-Busch. Free samples.

[Rookie64]

Who is 2 years older than me!

Thanks. That made me feel better.

Well if it makes ya feel any younger, I thought you were already a few years older


That makes me older than you by a few short months

Now I feel old



Happy Birthday - you're now upgraded to the 4.0 version of yourself 8)

[reboot]

There are not enough new posts anywhere on this board to keep me busy...I must, unfortunately, post on at least 4 other boards simultaneously, in order to keep my attention on things, other than pron.
I am version 4.7 of myself, so now I feel REALLY old.
Happy B-Day tek

[SquirrelDip]

Gotta go for a short drive at lunch today... It's -26C right now and car has to warm up or it may not start at the end of the day...

[zzyzzx]

Ark. Cops Use Taser to Subdue Nude Jogger
Thu Jan 13, 7:36 AM ET

WEST MEMPHIS, Ark. - Arkansas' naked jogger has been zapped.

For months, officers have been getting reports about a man making late-night runs in the buff. On Monday, police said they think they got their mystery jogger.

Fate Patterson, 39, of West Memphis, was arrested after he ran past a police car and failed to stop when he was ordered to do so by officers. Police chased him and were able to rein him in by using a Taser.

Patterson was charged with indecent exposure, fleeing and resisting arrest.

Mike Allen, assistant chief of the West Memphis police department, said that it did not initially appear that the man was mentally ill. He did not disclose his reasons for running without his clothes.

"You know, this one has just got me kind of speechless," said Allen.

[Capmaster]

There are not enough new posts anywhere on this board to keep me busy...I must, unfortunately, post on at least 4 other boards simultaneously, in order to keep my attention on things, other than pron.
I am version 4.7 of myself, so now I feel REALLY old.
Happy B-Day tek

8) Baby Boomer!!! BOOYAH!!!!!

[smearbrick1]

Why do blondes have more fun?
Do they know all the best jokes?
Are they particularly skilled at board games?

[zzyzzx]

I'm 40 today.

[northcat_8]

I wonder if I could get a Taste Testing job with Budweiser.

Go to Sea World. Owned by Anheuser-Busch. Free samples.

not at the Ohio Sea World

I ******* knew it